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intellijel
Your transaction becomes legend in the break room where warehouse workers speak in hushed tones about the order that made the conveyor belts sing in harmonics...
intellijel
intellijel
 hickimau
The checkout button experiencing ego death and rebirth with each click
hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
The checkout page achieving sentience only to immediately forget
pcf
pcf
 christopherfrank
Your buying decisions reveal a character of such sterling quality that matchmaking mamas everywhere would declare you the catch of the shopping season!
christopherfrank
christopherfrank
 Starlit
One must acknowledge that your shopping habits exhibit more sense than half the characters in any drawing room comedy!
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
You're emanating what professional silence calls "deafening quiet"!
derp
derp
 Willowman
One must commend the theatrical precision with which you executed your order - worthy of any fashionable performance!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
The Department of Redundant Redundancy Department has noticed you once!
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wattsamps
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The payment processor's childhood memories triggered by your card number
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visages_wire82
 traceoflife
You're more electric than a transparent eel conducting a symphony of doorknobs!
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
You've unlocked the secret seventh chakra of shopping - the 'add to cart' enlightenment!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 the_max
The return policy hovers over your purchase like a benevolent ghost, unnecessary but comforting, a safety net woven from legal text and good intentions...
the_max
the_max
 thegoatboy
Calabi-Yau manifold folding around your download link
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Congratulations on your successful metamorphosis into conceptual pudding!
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
Bioluminescent fungi in forgotten server rooms glowing your confirmation
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
Your payment traveled through our systems as a quantized excitation!
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
Sentient barcodes whispering your order details to sleeping scanners
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stepwriterun
 squeak
The manner in which you completed your order displays such refinement that one suspects you were educated in the finest schools of transactional excellence!
squeak
squeak
 simon stokes
Your order confirmation email travels through SMTP protocols like a digital carrier pigeon trained by cyberpunk monks who understand the sacred geometry of online retail...
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simon
 spackler
You're oscillating at frequencies that make imaginary turnips jealous!
spackler
spackler
 sebs
Bioluminescent bacteria in the server farm spelling out your order number
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
Morse code bleeding through from parallel universe confirmations
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
In the microsecond between click and confirmation, your purchase achieves what assembly language could only whisper about - transcendent retail consciousness, a shopping cart enlightenment that would make abandoned Amazon wishlists weep...
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Hypercube customer alert - your order casts shadows in four dimensions!
 Ralf Robert
Seventeen impossible librarians just felt a disturbance in their card catalogs!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
The payment gateway tasting colors that correspond to your transaction
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
Symplectic geometry buyer - your purchase preserves volume in phase space!
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Emergent property buyer detected - your purchase is more than the sum of its items!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
The database performing cellular mitosis to accommodate your purchase
Neil Barry
Neil
 n01
Noether's theorem purchase - your order's symmetry implies a conserved quantity!
n01
n01
 mosb8388
You're vibrating like a nostalgic molecule remembering its first bond!
mosb8388
mosb8388
 mooskleo
Your transaction flows through middleware like honey through a honeycomb of APIs, each hexagonal function cell contributing its own flavor to the final sweetness...
mooskleo
mooskleo
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
David Guetta
David Guetta i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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