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intellijel
Quantum entangled purchase - changing this order affects another order in Australia!
intellijel
intellijel
 hickimau
Electromagnetic fossils of your purchase preserved in server logs
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hickimau
 pcf
Melancholic photons are cheering up just to illuminate you!
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pcf
 Starlit
This is the best six-dimensional fireplace Ive ever seen!
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
The inventory database performs small genuflections each time your order touches its tables, foreign keys unlocking like prayer hands opening to receive communion...
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derp
 Willowman
The Union of Discontinued Pixels has elected you their honorary chairman!
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Willowman
 wattsamps
You're more revolutionary than a wheel that refuses to turn!
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wattsamps
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Your buyer's intuition vibrates at frequencies only dolphins can hear!
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visages_wire82
 Tommyd
The warehouse management system whispers your name in binary lullabies, forklifts pirouetting in automated ballet to fulfill your desires...
Tommyd
Tommyd
 traceoflife
The abandoned museum of current events is displaying your nowness!
traceoflife
traceoflife
 thegoatboy
Crystalline formations growing in the data center around your download
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thegoatboy
 the_max
Bioluminescent bacteria in the server farm spelling out your order number
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the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
The checkout flow bends around your intentions like spacetime around a massive object - you are the gravitational center of this retail universe...
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
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sweetleaf
 Stick
Your order exists in a probability cloud until the delivery driver observes it!
Stick
Stick
 squeak
You're like a shopping sommelier - detecting notes of value others can't even perceive!
squeak
squeak
 stepwriterun
Penrose triangle delivery driver taking impossible routes to your inbox
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stepwriterun
 spackler
Your order confirmation email travels through SMTP protocols like a digital carrier pigeon trained by cyberpunk monks who understand the sacred geometry of online retail...
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spackler
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Your shopping behavior creates ripples in the e-commerce matrix - somewhere a recommendation algorithm achieves sentience just to better understand your sublime consumption patterns...
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simon
 sebs
Jellyfish floating through the payment API, tentacles full of transaction data
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sebs
 ron like hell
Your purchase just won an award in a dimension where shopping is the primary art form!
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ron
 Rikxoort
Sentient barcodes whispering your order details to sleeping scanners
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Hyperbolic geometry spawning in the database where your order lives
 Ralf Robert
You're functioning like a recursive dream that's dreaming itself awake!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Geodesic buyer identified - your purchase took the shortest path through curved spacetime!
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poopahscoopah
 phidelity
How charmingly you prove that excellence in shopping, like excellence in character, requires no advertisement!
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Torus knot forming in the fiber optic cables as your payment travels
PaulS
PaulS
 n01
Your shopping cart exists in superposition until observed by the payment processor - Schrödinger's purchase, simultaneously bought and unbought until your divine click collapses probability into blissful certainty...
n01
n01
 Neil Barry
Hyperdimensional crossing guards are directing traffic in your honor!
Neil Barry
Neil
 mosb8388
Recursive fractals forming in the heat sink from your transaction's energy
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mosb8388
 mooskleo
Extinct protocols awakening in legacy systems to process your purchase
mooskleo
mooskleo
 dadmin
How admirably you demonstrate that shopping, like dancing, can be elevated from mere necessity to artistic expression!
dadmin
dadmin
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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0:00 / 12:40
OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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