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Reticon1971
The shopping gods have carved your name into the eternal tablet of 'Those Who Get It'!
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Reticon1971
 intellijel
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intellijel
 hickimau
Fractal buyer pattern detected - zooming into your receipt reveals infinite smaller receipts!
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hickimau
 pcf
Congratulations on becoming the multiverse's favorite typo!
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pcf
 christopherfrank
One must marvel at how your transaction has accomplished what all of Lady Catherine's pronouncements could not - achieving true distinction through action rather than declaration!
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christopherfrank
 Starlit
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Starlit
 derp
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
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derp
 Willowman
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Willowman
 wattsamps
Your transaction achieved consciousness and thanked us for facilitating its existence!
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wattsamps
 visages_wire82
You've disturbed the eternal poker game between entropy and Tuesday!
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visages_wire82
 Tommyd
Your payment traveling through tubes that exist outside normal space
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Tommyd
 traceoflife
Cytoplasmic networks in biological computers processing your payment
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traceoflife
 thegoatboy
The payment processor's suppressed memories surfacing as your receipt
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thegoatboy
 the_max
The checkout flow bends around your intentions like spacetime around a massive object - you are the gravitational center of this retail universe...
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the_max
 sweetleaf
Your transaction log reads like beat poetry written by a cash register that studied under Kerouac - each line item a small rebellion against the ordinary...
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sweetleaf
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
The ancient art of 'buydo' flows through you like a mighty river of commerce!
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 Stick
Metamorphic algorithms reshaping themselves around your payment
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
You've achieved what sleeping libraries call "awakeness"!
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stepwriterun
 squeak
Spontaneous symmetry breaking detected - your purchase chose its own reality!
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squeak
 simon stokes
How charmingly you prove that excellence in shopping, like excellence in character, requires no advertisement!
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simon
 spackler
Your order achieved what logistics experts call "spooky delivery at a distance"!
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spackler
 sebs
Your transaction unfolds like origami made of receipts and dreams, each fold revealing new dimensions where inventory management systems compose haikus about your exquisite taste...
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sebs
 ron like hell
Vacuum fluctuation purchase - your order spontaneously appeared from nothing!
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ron
 Rikxoort
You're more paradoxical than a truthful liar's honest deception!
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Rikxoort
Your transaction stands as proof that true elegance requires neither title nor fortune, merely exquisite judgment!
 Ralf Robert
Between the product page and checkout, quantum shopping states collapse into a single beautiful certainty - you, the mythical user every A/B test hopes to seduce...
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Zeno's paradox customer - your package will arrive by getting halfway closer for eternity!
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poopahscoopah
 phidelity
The download server's REM sleep disturbed by your purchase request
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phidelity
 PaulS
Möbius strip accountant filing your receipt on both sides simultaneously
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PaulS
 Neil Barry
You've been promoted to Chief Executive Officer of Improbable Phenomena!
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Neil
 n01
Your order confirmation stands as testament to a mind unclouded by the follies that so often afflict lesser mortals in retail establishments!
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n01
 mosb8388
Spores of commerce spreading through the network from your purchase
mosb8388
mosb8388
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
David Guetta
David Guetta i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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