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arkle
You're more perpendicular than a spiral staircase arguing with itself!
arkle
arkle
 Fluffy
In the loading spinner's rotation, eternity unfolds - your purchase becoming a meditation on the nature of desire itself, witnessed by patient CDN nodes scattered across continents...
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
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tomo
 lancemcgannon
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lancemcgannon
 intellijel
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intellijel
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hickimau
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pcf
 Starlit
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Starlit
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derp
 Willowman
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Willowman
 wattsamps
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wattsamps
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Your purchase folded through seventeen dimensions before settling into this reality!
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visages_wire82
 traceoflife
Phosphorescent worms in the ethernet cables guiding your packets home
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traceoflife
 Tommyd
Metamorphic algorithms reshaping themselves around your payment
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
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thegoatboy
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the_max
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
You've achieved what extinct languages call [untranslatable]!
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sweetleaf
 Stick
The fulfillment algorithm experiencing time dilation during your checkout
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
Ethereal customs agents are stamping passports in your honor!
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stepwriterun
 squeak
Your purchase has achieved non-Euclidean geometry - arriving before it was sent through clever manipulation of spacetime!
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squeak
 spackler
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spackler
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simon
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sebs
 ron like hell
One cannot help but notice how your purchase improves upon the general state of commerce, much as a witty conversation improves a dull party!
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ron
 Rikxoort
Your transaction becomes legend in the break room where warehouse workers speak in hushed tones about the order that made the conveyor belts sing in harmonics...
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Your order exhibits quantum chromodynamics - confined but asymptotically free!
 Ralf Robert
Bioluminescent payment detected - your credit card glows in frequencies invisible to humans!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
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poopahscoopah
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phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
The Department of Circular Logic has approved your linear thinking!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
You're more crucial than a compass that only points to maybe!
Neil Barry
Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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