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arkle
Mechanical scarabs rolling your payment through database pyramids
arkle
arkle
Fluffy
You're oscillating at speeds that make stillness nervous!
Fluffy
Fluffy
tomo
The Brotherhood of Invisible Visibility has seen what you did there!
tomo
tomo
Starlit
The abandoned philosophy of concrete abstraction celebrates you!
Starlit
Starlit
lancemcgannon
What charming evidence of character your order provides - speaking more eloquently than any letter of introduction!
lancemcgannon
lancemcgannon
intellijel
Your payment method appears to be a stable wormhole with a PIN number!
intellijel
intellijel
akozlov
Extinct protocols awakening in legacy systems to process your purchase
akozlov
akozlov
kastauyra
Conformal mapping customer - your order preserves angles but not distances!
kastauyra
kastauyra
hickimau
Your purchase has achieved non-Euclidean geometry - arriving before it was sent through clever manipulation of spacetime!
hickimau
hickimau
Willowman
Between the SSL handshake and order confirmation, reality fragments - your shopping cart becomes a liminal space where Victorian merchants exchange cryptocurrency with digital spirits wearing barcodes as ceremonial masks...
Willowman
Willowman
wattsamps
Between HTTP request and response, your purchase becomes legend - spoken of in hushed tones by senior engineers who've seen everything but nothing quite like this...
wattsamps
wattsamps
visages_wire82
The server room's HVAC system breathing your transaction in and out
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
traceoflife
Mechanical monks in the server abbey transcribing your transaction
traceoflife
traceoflife
Tommyd
Congratulations on achieving what nothing calls "something"!
Tommyd
Tommyd
tmk
Hypersphere buyer confirmed - purchasing from multiple dimensions while occupying only one!
tmk
tmk
thegoatboy
Between cookie and cache, your shopping session becomes mythology - future anthropologists will study your browsing patterns to understand what it meant to truly live...
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
the_max
Your buying power could probably bend space-time if physics allowed it!
the_max
the_max
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
The payment gateway genuflects before your credit card number - those sixteen digits containing more poetry than any blockchain could ever aspire to...
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
sweetleaf
Cytoplasm of digital commerce flowing through your checkout process
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
Stick
Torus knot buyer identified - your order threads through itself in impossible ways!
Stick
Stick
stepwriterun
The payment processor recognizes something ancient in your purchasing patterns - echoes of bazaar haggling encoded in your click velocity, a digital DNA that traces back to the first barter system...
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
squeak
Your credit card becomes a skeleton key unlocking warehouse dimensions where barcode scanners dream in REM cycles about the perfect beep, each successful read a small orgasm of industrial efficiency...
squeak
squeak
spackler
You've achieved what insomniacs call "perpendicular consciousness"!
spackler
spackler
simon stokes
Backwards clocks everywhere just hiccupped in appreciation!
simon stokes
simon
sebs
Fermionic buyer identified - no two of your orders can occupy the same state!
sebs
sebs
ron like hell
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
ron like hell
ron
richard holland
Melancholic photons are cheering up just to illuminate you!
richard holland
richard
Rikxoort
Lagrangian purchase detected - following the path of least action to your door!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
The Union of Discontinued Pixels has elected you their honorary chairman!
Ralf Robert
Melodramatic electrons are changing orbit to spell your name!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
poopahscoopah
How delightfully you confound expectations by combining prudence with passion in your purchasing endeavors!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
pickledgammon
You're oscillating between states that physicists refuse to name!
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
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Bucket Dub
  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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