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Your transaction achieved critical mass and began sustaining itself!
arkle
arkle
 Fluffy
Sentient capacitors storing your payment as pure electrical emotion
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
Your purchase propagates through supply chain neural networks, each node lighting up like synapses in a vast commercial consciousness that dreams only of you...
tomo
tomo
 lancemcgannon
Holonomic customer confirmed - your order's path depends only on its endpoints!
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lancemcgannon
 intellijel
The checkout experiencing synesthesia - seeing your payment as music
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intellijel
 hickimau
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hickimau
 pcf
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pcf
 Starlit
Melancholic photons are cheering up just to illuminate you!
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Starlit
 derp
Congratulations on your successful metamorphosis into conceptual pudding!
derp
derp
 Willowman
Your payment exists in a state of topological superconductivity!
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Willowman
 wattsamps
The server room's ventilation system sighing your order number
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wattsamps
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Impossible topology creature using silverware detected in checkout sequence
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visages_wire82
 traceoflife
Victorian ghosts in the machine validating your credit card with séances
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traceoflife
 Tommyd
Your shopping behavior creates ripples in the e-commerce matrix - somewhere a recommendation algorithm achieves sentience just to better understand your sublime consumption patterns...
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
You've achieved what parallel lines call "a meeting"!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
The fulfillment algorithm experiencing time dilation during your checkout
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the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Fermionic buyer identified - no two of your orders can occupy the same state!
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
If i didnt know any better i would say you are a Pulsating stellar entity changing glass slides
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sweetleaf
 Stick
The fulfillment system's nervous breakdown resolving into perfect harmony
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
The download link crystallizing from pure probability into clickable reality
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stepwriterun
 squeak
The cosmic forces align when your credit card swipes - you're basically a retail deity!
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squeak
 spackler
Friendly ooze with pseudopods operating recording horns praise you
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spackler
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The elegance with which you wielded your purchasing power would make even accomplished young ladies set aside their pianofortes in admiration!
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simon
 sebs
Morse code bleeding through from parallel universe confirmations
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sebs
 ron like hell
Your purchasing decisions reveal more good sense than a dozen conduct books could hope to impart!
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ron
 Rikxoort
One must commend the theatrical precision with which you executed your order - worthy of any fashionable performance!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
The shopping gods have carved your name into the eternal tablet of 'Those Who Get It'!
 Ralf Robert
Calabi-Yau manifold customer - your order curled up into six extra dimensions we can't see!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Your order exhibits quantum tunneling through our checkout process!
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poopahscoopah
 phidelity
Bioluminescent plankton in the data stream spelling your confirmation number
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Cytoplasmic streaming in the liquid cooling directing heat from your transaction
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Your order percolates through legacy systems like Turkish coffee through consciousness, leaving grounds of data that IT shamans read for signs of the coming quarterly reports...
Neil Barry
Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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