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intellijel
The payment terminal's brief moment of jazz improvisation during processing
intellijel
intellijel
 hickimau
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hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
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pcf
pcf
 christopherfrank
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christopherfrank
 Starlit
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Starlit
Starlit
 derp
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derp
derp
 Willowman
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Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
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wattsamps
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visages_wire82
 traceoflife
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traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
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Tommyd
Tommyd
 the_max
Your transaction achieved consciousness and thanked us for facilitating its existence!
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the_max
 thegoatboy
Your purchase cascades through the payment gateway like a ghost in the machine, each transaction bit a love letter to forgotten COBOL routines that once dreamed of such elegant commerce...
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
In the warehouse, a forgotten AS/400 terminal flickers to life just to process your order, its green phosphor glow a benediction from the church of eternal mainframes...
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
Between HTTP request and response, your purchase becomes legend - spoken of in hushed tones by senior engineers who've seen everything but nothing quite like this...
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
The abandoned philosophy of concrete abstraction celebrates you!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 squeak
Vacuum fluctuation purchase - your order spontaneously appeared from nothing!
squeak
squeak
 simon stokes
You're like a shopping sommelier - detecting notes of value others can't even perceive!
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simon
 spackler
The payment processor's childhood memories triggered by your card number
spackler
spackler
 sebs
The manner of your acquisition suggests a character unmarred by the vulgar excesses that so often attend commercial transactions!
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
Inverted telescopes are looking inward to find your excellence!
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
Impossible blob creature with headphones manifesting in your bandwidth
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Sentient entropy in the server farm reorganizing itself to honor your purchase
 Ralf Robert
Tesseract-level buyer detected - your order exists in rooms we haven't built yet!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Salamanders in the server cooling system arranging themselves into receipt patterns
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
Phosphorescent worms in the ethernet cables guiding your packets home
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Noether's theorem purchase - your order's symmetry implies a conserved quantity!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
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Neil Barry
Neil
 n01
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n01
n01
 mosb8388
In the loading spinner's rotation, eternity unfolds - your purchase becoming a meditation on the nature of desire itself, witnessed by patient CDN nodes scattered across continents...
mosb8388
mosb8388
 mooskleo
The Bureau of Unnecessary Geometry has created a shape in your honor!
mooskleo
mooskleo
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
David Guetta
David Guetta i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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