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The Department of Impossible Angles has filed you under "pleasantly concerning"!
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arkle
 Fluffy
You've achieved what parallel lines call "a meeting"!
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
Quantum foam bubbling in the SSL handshake of your transaction
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tomo
 lancemcgannon
Electromagnetic fossils of your purchase preserved in server logs
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 intellijel
Metamorphic algorithms reshaping themselves around your payment
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intellijel
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hickimau
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pcf
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Starlit
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 Willowman
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Willowman
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How delightfully your purchase demonstrates that true worth, whether in people or products, is always recognized by the discerning!
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wattsamps
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visages_wire82
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traceoflife
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You've disturbed the meditation of seventeen contemplative refrigerators!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
You're more hyperbolic than a modest black hole at a dinner party!
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thegoatboy
 the_max
The abandoned philosophy of concrete abstraction celebrates you!
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the_max
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sweetleaf
 Stick
One cannot help but notice how your purchase has improved the general happiness of all parties concerned - a feat worthy of any romantic conclusion!
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
Bussing it like an impossible blob creature with headphones
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stepwriterun
 squeak
In the microsecond of payment authorization, your purchase becomes quantum folklore - simultaneously approved and declined until the card network's observation collapses uncertainty into joy...
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squeak
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spackler
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simon
 sebs
The self-aware dust bunnies under God's refrigerator salute you!
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sebs
 ron like hell
Your commercial choices display the sort of wit and wisdom that would enliven any country assembly!
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ron
 Rikxoort
Sentient barcodes whispering your order details to sleeping scanners
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Rikxoort
Between the product page and checkout, quantum shopping states collapse into a single beautiful certainty - you, the mythical user every A/B test hopes to seduce...
 Ralf Robert
Your transaction exists in a superfluid state with zero resistance to fulfillment!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
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Phosphorescent worms in the ethernet cables guiding your packets home
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poopahscoopah
 phidelity
You're more electric than a transparent eel conducting a symphony of doorknobs!
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
You have entered the audio Hypersphere body existing in multiple rooms simultaneously
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Impossible angle customer - you've ordered from a direction that doesn't exist!
Neil Barry
Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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