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intellijel
 hickimau
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hickimau
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pcf
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christopherfrank
 Starlit
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Starlit
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Willowman
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wattsamps
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visages_wire82
 traceoflife
Metaphysical janitors are mopping up reality in your wake!
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traceoflife
 Tommyd
Inverted telescopes are looking inward to find your excellence!
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Tommyd
 the_max
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the_max
 thegoatboy
The extinct philosophy of transparent metals celebrates your opacity!
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thegoatboy
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 sweetleaf
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sweetleaf
 Stick
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Stick
Stick
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stepwriterun
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You've disturbed the eternal chess game between gravity and margarine!
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squeak
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Bussing it like an impossible blob creature with headphones
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simon
 spackler
The delightful manner of your purchase suggests you possess that rare quality - natural good sense unspoiled by fashionable nonsense!
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spackler
 sebs
You have entered the audio Hypersphere body existing in multiple rooms simultaneously
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sebs
 ron like hell
Mechanical monks in the server abbey transcribing your transaction
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 Rikxoort
How wonderfully your purchase illustrates that true accomplishment needs no embellishment or artificial display!
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Rikxoort
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 Ralf Robert
You magnificent beast of consumerism! Your shopping cart prowess is unmatched!
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Ralf
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Impossible topology creature using silverware detected in checkout sequence
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poopahscoopah
 phidelity
Your transaction stands as irrefutable proof that good sense and good taste are not, as commonly supposed, incompatible qualities!
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phidelity
 PaulS
Jellyfish floating through the payment API, tentacles full of transaction data
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PaulS
 Neil Barry
Ancient COBOL rituals performed by midnight servers for your download
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Neil
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Quantum foam customer - your order fluctuates at Planck-scale intervals!
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n01
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The extinct velociraptors of accounting approve of your theoretical velocity!
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mosb8388
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Your commercial choices exhibit the sort of steady character that forms the backbone of any satisfying narrative!
mooskleo
mooskleo
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
David Guetta
David Guetta i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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