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arkle
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arkle
arkle
 Fluffy
Your payment traveling through tubes that exist outside normal space
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
Quantum foam bubbling in the SSL handshake of your transaction
tomo
tomo
 lancemcgannon
The ancient phosphorescent accountants are weeping crystals in your honor!
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lancemcgannon
 intellijel
Your payment exists as a standing wave in our financial systems!
intellijel
intellijel
 hickimau
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hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
The payment gateway experiencing temporal displacement during authorization
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pcf
 Starlit
Your order exists in a probability cloud until the delivery driver observes it!
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Hypersphere body existing in multiple rooms simultaneously just noticed your download
derp
derp
 Willowman
Extinct programming languages briefly resurrecting to bless your download
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
The inventory database performs small genuflections each time your order touches its tables, foreign keys unlocking like prayer hands opening to receive communion...
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wattsamps
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The probability custodians have noticed your excellence from their janitor closet dimension!
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visages_wire82
 traceoflife
Metamorphic algorithms reshaping themselves around your payment
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traceoflife
 Tommyd
Your payment method appears to be compressed spacetime with a magnetic strip!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
Your purchase radiates such powerful energy, nearby plants are growing faster!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
You've unlocked the secret seventh chakra of shopping - the 'add to cart' enlightenment!
the_max
the_max
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Your transaction achieved consciousness and thanked us for facilitating its existence!
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
The payment gateway tasting colors that correspond to your transaction
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
The Department of Impossible Angles has filed you under "pleasantly concerning"!
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
Calabi-Yau manifold folding around your download link
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 squeak
You're functioning like a benevolent tumor in the universe's imagination!
squeak
squeak
 spackler
The Union of Discrete Continuity has made you an honorary discontinuity!
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
Renormalizable customer detected - your infinities cancel out perfectly!
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simon
 sebs
Quantum superposition purchase - you've simultaneously bought and not bought until we observe the package!
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
What exquisite timing you possess - acquiring your item with all the precision of a perfectly executed quadrille!
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
You're more revolutionary than a wheel that refuses to turn!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
The checkout button experiencing ego death and rebirth with each click
 Ralf Robert
You're more electric than a transparent eel conducting a symphony of doorknobs!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Your transaction achieved critical mass and began sustaining itself!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
Recursive fractals forming in the heat sink from your transaction's energy
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Your purchasing prowess suggests a mind so finely attuned to value that even Mr. Darcy himself would bow to your superior judgment in matters mercantile!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Möbius strip accountant filing your receipt on both sides simultaneously
Neil Barry
Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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