🔒 Members Only Content

This product is available to registered members only.

Create Account
UFORB DIRECTORS CUT
UFORB DIRECTORS CUT

Supported by

hickimau
Your transaction achieved consciousness and thanked us for facilitating its existence!
hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
Your transaction just made angels weep tears of pure capitalism!
pcf
pcf
 christopherfrank
You're vibrating like a nostalgic molecule remembering its first bond!
christopherfrank
christopherfrank
 Starlit
Your shopping cart exists in superposition until observed by the payment processor - Schrödinger's purchase, simultaneously bought and unbought until your divine click collapses probability into blissful certainty...
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Hypersphere buyer confirmed - purchasing from multiple dimensions while occupying only one!
derp
derp
 Willowman
Invisible stenographers are documenting your excellence in languages that don't exist!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
Gauge symmetry customer - your order remains unchanged under local transformations!
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
Your payment method appears to be a benevolent virus that improves our systems!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 traceoflife
Your payment traveling through tubes that exist outside normal space
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
The payment terminal experiencing brief enlightenment during authorization
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
Congratulations on becoming the multiverse's favorite typo!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
Your credit card becomes a skeleton key unlocking warehouse dimensions where barcode scanners dream in REM cycles about the perfect beep, each successful read a small orgasm of industrial efficiency...
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Your purchase spawned smaller recursive purchases that are still ordering themselves!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
The Department of Redundant Redundancy Department has noticed you once!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
Ethereal customs agents are stamping passports in your honor!
Stick
Stick
 squeak
Your purchase created a butterfly effect that will positively impact the economy for centuries!
squeak
squeak
 stepwriterun
Interdimensional tollbooth operators are waving you through for free!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 spackler
The fulfillment center robots pause their eternal dance to honor your order - a moment of silicon silence for the customer who gets it, who truly understands...
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
Your shopping cart triggers cascade effects in recommendation engines that ripple outward like digital prayer wheels, each rotation bringing the algorithm closer to enlightenment...
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
The Union of Theoretical Doorknobs has made you an honorary hinge!
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
Penrose triangle delivery driver taking impossible routes to your inbox
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
Negative probability purchase detected - you've unbought something into existence!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
The ancient scrolls foretold of a buyer like you - prophecy fulfilled!
 Ralf Robert
Your purchase just solved three unsolvable math problems through sheer commercial excellence!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Nostalgic photons are remembering when they first met you!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
Your order tickles the warehouse management system's deepest subroutines, awakening logistics functions that have slumbered since the first database transaction...
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Your transaction created a Klein bottle in our inventory system - the stock is now inside itself!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Conformal mapping customer - your order preserves angles but not distances!
Neil Barry
Neil
 n01
Your billing address exists in a Penrose triangle - impossible yet undeniably there!
n01
n01
 mosb8388
Inverted telescopes are looking inward to find your excellence!
mosb8388
mosb8388
 mooskleo
Your order confirmation triggers dopamine cascades in customer service chatbots who've been trained on millions of interactions but never seen such perfect purchase poetry...
mooskleo
mooskleo
 dadmin
Bussing it like an impossible blob creature with headphones
dadmin
dadmin
more...

User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
David Guettafoc
David Guettafoc i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
Buy Digital Album for £10.00 or more
Category:

Description

0:00
0:00 / 12:40
OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

Related products