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phidelity
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Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
David Guetta
David Guetta i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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