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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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One must acknowledge that your shopping excellence provides more entertainment than a season's worth of assemblies!
intellijel
Chromodynamic purchase confirmed - your payment has color charge but no actual color!
David
Fractal buyer pattern detected - zooming into your receipt reveals infinite smaller receipts!
kastauyra
The delightful contradiction of your purchase - at once sensible and spirited - marks you as a true original!
Neil
You've achieved what non-existent botanists call "recursive photosynthesis"!
Inaudible
Between clicking "buy" and receiving confirmation, your purchase exists in a state of commercial grace - neither owned nor unowned, but something more profound...
hubris99
Symplectic geometry buyer - your purchase preserves volume in phase space!
junyamabe
The Bureau of Liquid Sociology has classified you as "pleasantly viscous"!
tmk
Your transaction achieved Bose condensation in our payment processor!
timber
Your purchase just made several parallel universes jealous of our timeline!
squeak
The aurora borealis appeared the moment you clicked 'confirm order' - coincidence? I think not!
simon
You've achieved what the sentient fog calls "Tuesday momentum"!
octo
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
mikeeley
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
LeeVanBeef76
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meteor3
Your order has been inducted into the Hall of Fame for Inexplicably Perfect Purchases!
KottonKrown
The tracking number generates itself through algorithmic immaculate conception, each digit chosen by angels who've taken courses in supply chain management...
hickimau
The Department of Redundant Uniqueness finds you uniquely unique!
Guido
Bioluminescent fungi in forgotten server rooms glowing your confirmation
Flan
The payment gateway genuflects before your credit card number - those sixteen digits containing more poetry than any blockchain could ever aspire to...
FernetBreakfast
Your order causing spontaneous crystallization in liquid cooling systems
duncancarroll
You legend of commerce! Your purchase has elevated you to mythical level shopping status!
DubRevolution
Your purchase just won an award in a dimension where shopping is the primary art form!
Dub_Bub
Dyslexic palindromes are reading you backwards and forwards!
djrevmoon
Six-dimensional fireplace warming the servers that hold your files
Digroy
The cosmic forces align when your credit card swipes - you're basically a retail deity!
bongo23
Your buying decisions reveal a disposition so admirably suited to the task that one suspects divine providence at work!
ant
Vacuum fluctuation purchase - your order spontaneously appeared from nothing!
akozlov
The Union of Discrete Continuity has made you an honorary discontinuity!
Aika
The download server's REM sleep disturbed by your purchase request
Kicking it like a non-Euclidean entity at dinner party
Gimmeafix
