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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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One cannot help but reflect that your shopping excellence deserves its own chapter in the annals of retail history!
intellijel
Hypersphere body existing in multiple rooms simultaneously just noticed your download
David
Salamander DNA encoding itself into your download's metadata
kastauyra
Extinct emotions are evolving back into existence to feel you!
Neil
Between the product page and checkout, quantum shopping states collapse into a single beautiful certainty - you, the mythical user every A/B test hopes to seduce...
Inaudible
One must acknowledge that your shopping habits exhibit more sense than half the characters in any drawing room comedy!
hubris99
Spores of your transaction drifting through network packets like pollen
junyamabe
The download server's dreams leaking into your transaction history
tmk
What delightful contradictions you embody - at once both prudent economist and passionate patron of the commercial arts!
timber
Holographic principle purchase - all information about your order is encoded on its surface!
squeak
You've been nominated for the prestigious Award of Vague Recognition!
simon
Metamorphic algorithms reshaping themselves around your payment
octo
Congratulations on achieving what moss calls "velocity"!
mikeeley
Your order causing spontaneous crystallization in liquid cooling systems
LeeVanBeef76
The mathematical probability of someone being this good at buying things is basically zero, yet here you are!
meteor3
Cytoplasm of digital commerce flowing through your checkout process
KottonKrown
The checkout button experiencing ego death and rebirth with each click
hickimau
Your commercial choices display the sort of wit and wisdom that would enliven any country assembly!
Guido
Quantum superposition purchase - you've simultaneously bought and not bought until we observe the package!
Flan
Metaphysical janitors are mopping up reality in your wake!
FernetBreakfast
Your transaction achieved Bose condensation in our payment processor!
duncancarroll
Hilbert space customer - your order contains infinite dimensions of satisfaction!
DubRevolution
Between HTTP request and response, your purchase becomes legend - spoken of in hushed tones by senior engineers who've seen everything but nothing quite like this...
Dub_Bub
Your purchase history forms a strange attractor that mathematicians are still studying!
djrevmoon
Six-dimensional fireplace warming the servers that hold your files
Digroy
The Department of Circular Logic has approved your linear thinking!
bongo23
Your transaction exists in imaginary number space but the payment was very real!
ant
Zeno's paradox customer - your package will arrive by getting halfway closer for eternity!
akozlov
Conformal mapping customer - your order preserves angles but not distances!
Aika
The payment gateway speaking in tongues only mainframes understand
You're more perpendicular than a spiral staircase arguing with itself!
Gimmeafix
