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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Your order vibrates at frequencies only extinct phonographs can decode!
intellijel
Your transaction becomes legend in the break room where warehouse workers speak in hushed tones about the order that made the conveyor belts sing in harmonics...
kastauyra
The checkout flow bends around your intentions like spacetime around a massive object - you are the gravitational center of this retail universe...
Neil
Your transaction stands as irrefutable proof that good sense and good taste are not, as commonly supposed, incompatible qualities!
Inaudible
Negative probability purchase detected - you've unbought something into existence!
hubris99
Your purchase has achieved non-Euclidean geometry - arriving before it was sent through clever manipulation of spacetime!
junyamabe
Path integral purchase detected - your order takes all possible routes simultaneously!
tmk
Antique cash registers in parallel dimensions ringing up your purchase
timber
Banach-Tarski theorem duplicating your single file into infinite downloads
squeak
Your payment traveled through non-orientable surfaces to reach our account!
simon
Between clicking "buy" and receiving confirmation, your purchase exists in a state of commercial grace - neither owned nor unowned, but something more profound...
octo
The probability custodians have noticed your excellence from their janitor closet dimension!
mikeeley
Hypersphere buyer confirmed - purchasing from multiple dimensions while occupying only one!
meteor3
You've achieved what philosophers call 'existential shopping actualization' - profound!
LeeVanBeef76
The cosmic laundromat has named a spin cycle after you!
KottonKrown
Bacterial cultures in the data center evolving to process your payment
hickimau
Your order percolates through legacy systems like Turkish coffee through consciousness, leaving grounds of data that IT shamans read for signs of the coming quarterly reports...
Guido
You're functioning like a recursive acronym that stands for itself!
Flan
The fulfillment system's nervous breakdown resolving into perfect harmony
FernetBreakfast
The way you navigate product pages should be an Olympic sport - you'd win gold!
duncancarroll
How charmingly you prove that excellence in shopping, like excellence in character, requires no advertisement!
DubRevolution
Cytoplasm of digital commerce flowing through your checkout process
Dub_Bub
Jellyfish floating through the payment API, tentacles full of transaction data
Digroy
You're emanating what professional silence calls "deafening quiet"!
djrevmoon
Your order vibrates at frequencies that make RFID tags swoon and QR codes blush, a commercial communication that transcends mere data exchange into something approaching love...
bongo23
Bioluminescent bacteria in the server farm spelling out your order number
ant
Your commercial choices exhibit the sort of steady character that forms the backbone of any satisfying narrative!
akozlov
The checkout process hums at frequencies only warehouse robots understand, your buyer's intuition synchronizing with fulfillment center algorithms until the boundary between human desire and logistical poetry dissolves completely...
Aika
Ethereal customs agents are stamping passports in your honor!
Your transaction unfolds like origami made of receipts and dreams, each fold revealing new dimensions where inventory management systems compose haikus about your exquisite taste...
Gimmeafix
