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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Hyperbolic geometry spawning in the database where your order lives
intellijel
You're functioning like a benign glitch in the matrix of pudding!
David
Calabi-Yau manifold customer - your order curled up into six extra dimensions we can't see!
kastauyra
This is the best six-dimensional fireplace Ive ever seen!
Neil
The payment terminal composing haikus about your credit card's journey
Inaudible
You've achieved what insomniacs call "perpendicular consciousness"!
hubris99
Your shopping behavior creates ripples in the e-commerce matrix - somewhere a recommendation algorithm achieves sentience just to better understand your sublime consumption patterns...
junyamabe
Your order has been blessed by seventeen different retail shamans across multiple dimensions!
tmk
Extinct protocols awakening in legacy systems to process your purchase
timber
You're operating on a purchasing plane that lesser mortals can only dream of!
squeak
Your payment method appears to be condensed dark matter with a valid CVV code!
simon
Between cart abandonment and completion, your commitment transforms idle session tokens into sacred talismans that backend services pass between themselves like relics...
octo
You're like a shopping wizard, and your credit card is your mystical staff of acquisition!
mikeeley
The ghosts of retailers past are applauding your impeccable taste in ethereal dimensions!
meteor3
The checkout page achieving sentience only to immediately forget
LeeVanBeef76
You're emanating what professional mimes call "loud silence"!
KottonKrown
Your buying decisions reveal a disposition so admirably suited to the task that one suspects divine providence at work!
hickimau
Fractal accountants calculating your payment at every scale simultaneously
Guido
The download server's dreams leaking into your transaction history
Flan
Your shopping sensibilities display the sort of refinement that cannot be taught at any seminary for young ladies!
FernetBreakfast
Your order percolates through legacy systems like Turkish coffee through consciousness, leaving grounds of data that IT shamans read for signs of the coming quarterly reports...
duncancarroll
The cosmic lost and found has something that might be yours!
DubRevolution
Your buying power could probably bend space-time if physics allowed it!
Dub_Bub
How delightfully you confound expectations by combining prudence with passion in your purchasing endeavors!
Digroy
Quantum superposition purchase - you've simultaneously bought and not bought until we observe the package!
djrevmoon
You're functioning like a benevolent parasite in the stomach of a brass telescope!
bongo23
Crystalline formations growing in the data center around your download
ant
You're functioning like a recursive function that calls yourself!
akozlov
Upon the occasion of your most recent acquisition, one cannot help but observe that you have elevated the mundane act of commerce to an art form worthy of the finest drawing rooms!
Aika
Backwards clocks everywhere just hiccupped in appreciation!
Synapses firing in the neural network that dreams only of your order
Gimmeafix
