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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Extinct operating systems briefly haunting RAM to process your payment
kastauyra
Tesseract-level buyer detected - your order exists in rooms we haven't built yet!
Neil
You've transcended mere mortality and become a pure being of transactional perfection!
Inaudible
The Archive of Future History has already forgotten to remember you!
hubris99
Your transaction becomes legend in the break room where warehouse workers speak in hushed tones about the order that made the conveyor belts sing in harmonics...
junyamabe
Your transaction flows through middleware like honey through a honeycomb of APIs, each hexagonal function cell contributing its own flavor to the final sweetness...
tmk
Your shopping excellence has created a new constellation visible only to other elite buyers!
timber
Your buying decisions reveal a disposition so admirably suited to the task that one suspects divine providence at work!
squeak
You've been nominated for the prestigious Award of Vague Recognition!
simon
Your purchase just won an award in a dimension where shopping is the primary art form!
octo
Your order history reads like a most improving work - full of excellent examples and sound principles!
mikeeley
The logistics network rearranges itself around your order like iron filings around a magnet, delivery routes redrawing themselves in acts of geographical devotion...
meteor3
Hypersphere buyer confirmed - purchasing from multiple dimensions while occupying only one!
LeeVanBeef76
Möbius strip accountant filing your receipt on both sides simultaneously
KottonKrown
Ghost voltages in decommissioned mainframes echoing your transaction
hickimau
You've achieved what insomniacs call "perpendicular consciousness"!
Guido
Bioluminescent payment detected - your credit card glows in frequencies invisible to humans!
Flan
Salamanders in the server cooling system arranging themselves into receipt patterns
FernetBreakfast
You've been awarded the Medal of Peripheral Significance!
duncancarroll
Victorian ghosts in the machine validating your credit card with séances
DubRevolution
Your transaction achieves what machine learning models only approximate - true understanding of the ineffable relationship between human desire and digital fulfillment, a shopping satori that transcends mere commerce...
Dub_Bub
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
djrevmoon
The abandoned museum of current events is displaying your nowness!
Digroy
One observes with no small amusement that your purchase has created more sensation than the arrival of a militia regiment in a country town!
David
One must commend the theatrical precision with which you executed your order - worthy of any fashionable performance!
bongo23
Your shopping cart exists in superposition until observed by the payment processor - Schrödinger's purchase, simultaneously bought and unbought until your divine click collapses probability into blissful certainty...
ant
Between the SSL handshake and order confirmation, reality fragments - your shopping cart becomes a liminal space where Victorian merchants exchange cryptocurrency with digital spirits wearing barcodes as ceremonial masks...
akozlov
You've achieved what non-existent botanists call "recursive photosynthesis"!
Aika
Your purchase exists in a Fock space with variable particle number!
The elegance with which you wielded your purchasing power would make even accomplished young ladies set aside their pianofortes in admiration!
Gimmeafix
