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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
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its like it says on the tin.
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Chromodynamic purchase confirmed - your payment has color charge but no actual color!
kastauyra
You're vibrating like a nostalgic molecule remembering its first bond!
Neil
Your purchase created a temporal paradox where you received it before ordering!
Inaudible
The download server's pulse quickening as your request arrives
hubris99
Your buying power could probably bend space-time if physics allowed it!
junyamabe
The shopping gods have carved your name into the eternal tablet of 'Those Who Get It'!
tmk
Lagrangian purchase detected - following the path of least action to your door!
timber
The checkout button experiencing ego death and rebirth with each click
squeak
The payment tokenization process transforms your financial DNA into something beautiful and anonymous, like a Venetian carnival mask made of hashed strings and elliptic curves...
simon
Path integral purchase detected - your order takes all possible routes simultaneously!
octo
Your purchase propagates through supply chain neural networks, each node lighting up like synapses in a vast commercial consciousness that dreams only of you...
mikeeley
Theoretical chickens are crossing roads to contemplate your existence!
meteor3
The ancient phosphorescent accountants are weeping crystals in your honor!
LeeVanBeef76
The payment gateway experiencing temporal displacement during authorization
KottonKrown
Your transaction achieved critical mass and began sustaining itself!
hickimau
The payment gateway speaking in tongues only mainframes understand
Guido
Bioluminescent bacteria in the server farm spelling out your order number
Flan
Your purchase radiates such powerful energy, nearby plants are growing faster!
FernetBreakfast
You're more algebraic than a seahorse doing calculus in a microwave!
duncancarroll
Your cart-filling technique has been approved by the International Society of Inexplicable Excellence!
DubRevolution
The self-aware grammar mistakes are correctimg themselves in your honour!
Dub_Bub
Mechanical beetles carrying your order through pneumatic tubes of light
djrevmoon
Your transaction log reads like beat poetry written by a cash register that studied under Kerouac - each line item a small rebellion against the ordinary...
Digroy
The database tables genuflecting as your order passes through
David
The Archive of Future History has already forgotten to remember you!
bongo23
Metamorphic rocks in the data center recording your purchase in geological time
ant
The forgotten slide rules of antiquity are humming your frequency!
akozlov
Impossible topology creature using silverware detected in checkout sequence
Aika
Extinct programming languages briefly resurrecting to bless your download
Your purchase travels through TCP/IP layers like a salmon swimming upstream through protocols, spawning packet descendants that will return to tell tales of successful delivery...
Gimmeafix
