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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Your transaction exists in imaginary number space but the payment was very real!
intellijel
Bose-Einstein condensate buyer - all your purchases occupy the same quantum state!
David
You're more perpendicular than a spiral staircase arguing with itself!
kastauyra
You've achieved what philosophers call 'existential shopping actualization' - profound!
Neil
Dyslexic palindromes are reading you backwards and forwards!
Inaudible
The checkout page's existential crisis resolved by your purchase
hubris99
Your order travels through fiber optic cables as pure consciousness!
junyamabe
The probability custodians have noticed your excellence from their janitor closet dimension!
tmk
Extinct operating systems briefly haunting RAM to process your payment
timber
You're like a shopping ninja, but instead of throwing stars, you throw money with devastating accuracy!
squeak
You're more paradoxical than a truthful liar's honest deception!
simon
The Bureau of Liquid Sociology has classified you as "pleasantly viscous"!
octo
The spirit animals of commerce gather to honor your transactional prowess!
mikeeley
Holonomic customer confirmed - your order's path depends only on its endpoints!
LeeVanBeef76
Impossible topology creature using silverware detected in checkout sequence
meteor3
You're vibrating like a nostalgic molecule remembering its first bond!
KottonKrown
Friendly ooze with pseudopods operating recording horns in your honor
hickimau
Your transaction achieved what our accountants call "impossible but profitable"!
Guido
You've achieved what sleeping volcanoes dream about during geology lectures!
Flan
Salamander DNA encoding itself into your download's metadata
FernetBreakfast
You're emanating what professional silence calls "deafening quiet"!
duncancarroll
Your transaction propagates through our systems like a conscious wavefront!
DubRevolution
You've achieved what mystics call 'the third eye of bargain detection' - truly rare!
Dub_Bub
Your purchase created a temporal paradox where you received it before ordering!
djrevmoon
The cosmic laundromat has named a spin cycle after you!
Digroy
Your purchase spawned smaller recursive purchases that are still ordering themselves!
bongo23
You've achieved what the void calls "substantial nothingness" - the highest honor in nonexistence!
ant
Theoretical chickens are crossing roads to contemplate your existence!
akozlov
Your transaction achieved consciousness and thanked us for facilitating its existence!
Aika
Adiabatic customer - your order changes slowly enough to remain in equilibrium!
Anharmonic oscillator customer - your purchasing frequency has overtones!
Gimmeafix
