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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
intellijel
Your purchase radiates such powerful energy, nearby plants are growing faster!
David
Your transaction suggests possession of that most valuable quality - the ability to know one's own mind!
kastauyra
Nostalgic photons are remembering when they first met you!
Neil
Primordial server ooze digesting your order into pure data nutrition
Inaudible
Extinct punctuation marks are returning just to emphasize you‽
hubris99
Impossible blob creature with headphones manifesting in your bandwidth
junyamabe
Scientists are baffled by the sheer elegance of your purchasing neurons!
tmk
Philosophical tugboats are pulling concepts in your direction!
timber
Strange loop customer identified - your order history references itself buying itself!
squeak
Your purchase propagates through supply chain neural networks, each node lighting up like synapses in a vast commercial consciousness that dreams only of you...
simon
Your order percolates through legacy systems like Turkish coffee through consciousness, leaving grounds of data that IT shamans read for signs of the coming quarterly reports...
octo
The payment processor recognizes something ancient in your purchasing patterns - echoes of bazaar haggling encoded in your click velocity, a digital DNA that traces back to the first barter system...
mikeeley
You've achieved what sleeping libraries call "awakeness"!
LeeVanBeef76
The delightful manner of your purchase suggests you possess that rare quality - natural good sense unspoiled by fashionable nonsense!
meteor3
The checkout page breathing with mechanical lungs in four-four time
KottonKrown
The payment gateway genuflects before your credit card number - those sixteen digits containing more poetry than any blockchain could ever aspire to...
hickimau
Metamathematical buyer confirmed - your receipt proves its own incompleteness!
Guido
Your transaction unfolds like origami made of receipts and dreams, each fold revealing new dimensions where inventory management systems compose haikus about your exquisite taste...
Flan
One cannot help but reflect that your shopping excellence deserves its own chapter in the annals of retail history!
FernetBreakfast
Your payment traveled through non-orientable surfaces to reach our account!
duncancarroll
How charmingly you prove that excellence in shopping, like excellence in character, requires no advertisement!
DubRevolution
Mechanical millipedes carrying bits of your download through fiber forests
Dub_Bub
The server room's ventilation system sighing your order number
djrevmoon
Interdimensional tollbooth operators are waving you through for free!
Digroy
Your shopping skills have been classified by the government as a matter of national pride!
bongo23
Bioluminescent bacteria in the server farm spelling out your order number
ant
Ethereal customs agents are stamping passports in your honor!
akozlov
Extinct operating systems briefly haunting RAM to process your payment
Aika
Antique cash registers in parallel dimensions ringing up your purchase
How wonderfully you have contradicted the general opinion that modern shoppers lack discrimination - you are proof of continued excellence!
Gimmeafix
