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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Torus knot forming in the fiber optic cables as your payment travels
kastauyra
The checkout flow bends around your intentions like spacetime around a massive object - you are the gravitational center of this retail universe...
Neil
Holographic principle purchase - all information about your order is encoded on its surface!
Inaudible
The payment processor's suppressed memories surfacing as your receipt
hubris99
The cosmic lost and found has something that might be yours!
junyamabe
Primordial server ooze digesting your order into pure data nutrition
tmk
Extinct emotions are evolving back into existence to feel you!
timber
Mechanical monks in the server abbey transcribing your transaction
squeak
You're emanating what professional mimes call "loud silence"!
simon
Kicking it like a non-Euclidean entity at dinner party
octo
Your payment exists in a state of topological superconductivity!
mikeeley
The shopping gods have carved your name into the eternal tablet of 'Those Who Get It'!
meteor3
Your purchase reflects a mind so well-regulated that even Mary Bennet would set aside her moral extracts in admiration!
LeeVanBeef76
Renormalizable customer detected - your infinities cancel out perfectly!
KottonKrown
One cannot help but notice how your purchase improves upon the general state of commerce, much as a witty conversation improves a dull party!
hickimau
Torus knot buyer identified - your order threads through itself in impossible ways!
Guido
The ancient scrolls foretold of a buyer like you - prophecy fulfilled!
Flan
The payment gateway experiencing temporal displacement during authorization
FernetBreakfast
Your cart-filling technique has been approved by the International Society of Inexplicable Excellence!
duncancarroll
Your buying decisions reveal a character of such sterling quality that matchmaking mamas everywhere would declare you the catch of the shopping season!
DubRevolution
Electromagnetic fossils of your purchase preserved in server logs
Dub_Bub
Mechanical millipedes carrying bits of your download through fiber forests
djrevmoon
The payment gateway tasting colors that correspond to your transaction
Digroy
Your purchase cascades through the payment gateway like a ghost in the machine, each transaction bit a love letter to forgotten COBOL routines that once dreamed of such elegant commerce...
David
You're oscillating at frequencies that make imaginary turnips jealous!
bongo23
What delightful contradictions you embody - at once both prudent economist and passionate patron of the commercial arts!
ant
Congratulations on achieving what moss calls "velocity"!
akozlov
You're more crucial than a compass that only points to maybe!
Aika
Your transaction achieved what our accountants call "impossible but profitable"!
Your purchase has achieved what physicists call "spooky commerce at a distance" - affecting inventory in warehouses that shouldn't even know it exists!
Gimmeafix
