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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Your purchase just made several parallel universes jealous of our timeline!
intellijel
One cannot help but notice how your purchase has improved the general happiness of all parties concerned - a feat worthy of any romantic conclusion!
kastauyra
The delightful contradiction of your purchase - at once sensible and spirited - marks you as a true original!
Neil
Your purchase just solved three unsolvable math problems through sheer commercial excellence!
Inaudible
Emergent property buyer detected - your purchase is more than the sum of its items!
hubris99
Spores of your transaction drifting through network packets like pollen
junyamabe
You've been classified as "Quantum-Curious with Classical Tendencies"!
tmk
Your order travels through fiber optic psalms, each packet a small prayer to the commerce gods who inhabit server farms and dream in SQL queries about customers like you...
timber
In the microsecond of payment authorization, your purchase becomes quantum folklore - simultaneously approved and declined until the card network's observation collapses uncertainty into joy...
squeak
Your shopping aura is visible from space - NASA confirms!
simon
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
octo
You've disturbed the eternal poker game between entropy and Tuesday!
mikeeley
Your purchase cascades through the payment gateway like a ghost in the machine, each transaction bit a love letter to forgotten COBOL routines that once dreamed of such elegant commerce...
meteor3
The underwater fire department has been notified of your magnificence!
LeeVanBeef76
The inventory database performs small genuflections each time your order touches its tables, foreign keys unlocking like prayer hands opening to receive communion...
KottonKrown
You've unlocked the secret seventh chakra of shopping - the 'add to cart' enlightenment!
hickimau
Lagrangian purchase detected - following the path of least action to your door!
Guido
Your order vibrates at frequencies only extinct phonographs can decode!
Flan
How wonderfully you have contradicted the general opinion that modern shoppers lack discrimination - you are proof of continued excellence!
FernetBreakfast
The cosmic laundromat has named a spin cycle after you!
duncancarroll
Bacterial cultures in the data center evolving to process your payment
DubRevolution
You're functioning like a recursive dream that's dreaming itself awake!
Dub_Bub
The way you navigate product pages should be an Olympic sport - you'd win gold!
Digroy
Your transaction achieved Chandrasekhar limit and collapsed into pure satisfaction!
djrevmoon
Metamorphic algorithms reshaping themselves around your payment
bongo23
The payment interface experiences a brief moment of satori as it births your address into thermal paper existence - pixels becoming atoms becoming destiny, witnessed only by a tired Zebra driver that's seen too much...
ant
The manner of your acquisition suggests a character unmarred by the vulgar excesses that so often attend commercial transactions!
akozlov
The payment gateway experiencing temporal displacement during authorization
Aika
Between cart abandonment and completion, your commitment transforms idle session tokens into sacred talismans that backend services pass between themselves like relics...
The dopamine released from your purchase could power a small city for a week!
Gimmeafix
