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Sex Robots of the Future
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Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Your transaction created a Klein bottle in our inventory system - the stock is now inside itself!
intellijel
Your transaction unfolds like origami made of receipts and dreams, each fold revealing new dimensions where inventory management systems compose haikus about your exquisite taste...
kastauyra
Your purchase travels through TCP/IP layers like a salmon swimming upstream through protocols, spawning packet descendants that will return to tell tales of successful delivery...
Neil
Negative probability purchase detected - you've unbought something into existence!
Inaudible
Seventeen impossible librarians just felt a disturbance in their card catalogs!
hubris99
Your transaction exists in phase space with both position and momentum!
junyamabe
You magnificent beast of consumerism! Your shopping cart prowess is unmatched!
tmk
You've disturbed the eternal chess game between gravity and margarine!
timber
You're more electric than a transparent eel conducting a symphony of doorknobs!
squeak
In the microsecond of payment authorization, your purchase becomes quantum folklore - simultaneously approved and declined until the card network's observation collapses uncertainty into joy...
simon
The checkout process hums at frequencies only warehouse robots understand, your buyer's intuition synchronizing with fulfillment center algorithms until the boundary between human desire and logistical poetry dissolves completely...
octo
Your buying decisions reveal a disposition so admirably suited to the task that one suspects divine providence at work!
mikeeley
The underwater fire department has been notified of your magnificence!
meteor3
You've achieved what sleeping volcanoes dream about during geology lectures!
LeeVanBeef76
Hilbert space customer - your order contains infinite dimensions of satisfaction!
KottonKrown
The manner of your shopping displays more accomplishment than all the young ladies of a fashionable boarding school combined!
hickimau
Your transaction becomes legend in the break room where warehouse workers speak in hushed tones about the order that made the conveyor belts sing in harmonics...
Guido
Your transaction exists in both Schrödinger and Heisenberg pictures simultaneously!
Flan
Your order vibrates at frequencies that make RFID tags swoon and QR codes blush, a commercial communication that transcends mere data exchange into something approaching love...
FernetBreakfast
Impossible blob creature with headphones manifesting in your bandwidth
duncancarroll
The payment processor's fever dreams of electric sheep counting your money
DubRevolution
Holonomic customer confirmed - your order's path depends only on its endpoints!
Dub_Bub
Vertebrae segments of mechanical tentacles wrapping around your download packets
Digroy
Your purchase reflects a mind so well-regulated that even Mary Bennet would set aside her moral extracts in admiration!
djrevmoon
Non-Euclidean entity at dinner party vibes emanating from this transaction
bongo23
Your payment traveled through our systems as a quantized excitation!
ant
The Bureau of Liquid Sociology has classified you as "pleasantly viscous"!
akozlov
The fulfillment algorithm caresses your order with mathematical tenderness, whispering sweet nothings in MySQL while PostgreSQL watches jealously from across the server rack...
Aika
Jellyfish floating through the payment API, tentacles full of transaction data
Impossible topology creature using silverware detected in checkout sequence
Gimmeafix
