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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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How charmingly you navigate the treacherous waters of modern commerce, like a heroine in a novel of manners, but with a credit card instead of calling cards!
intellijel
Your order confirmation email should be framed in the Museum of Perfect Decisions!
kastauyra
Your purchase has achieved what physicists call "spooky commerce at a distance" - affecting inventory in warehouses that shouldn't even know it exists!
Neil
Zeno's paradox customer - your package will arrive by getting halfway closer for eternity!
Inaudible
Friendly ooze with pseudopods operating recording horns praise you
hubris99
What delightful contradictions you embody - at once both prudent economist and passionate patron of the commercial arts!
junyamabe
Interdimensional tollbooth operators are waving you through for free!
tmk
You're functioning like a recursive dream that's dreaming itself awake!
timber
Your commercial choices exhibit the sort of steady character that forms the backbone of any satisfying narrative!
squeak
Hypersphere buyer confirmed - purchasing from multiple dimensions while occupying only one!
simon
Cytoplasm of digital commerce flowing through your checkout process
octo
The fulfillment system's nervous breakdown resolving into perfect harmony
mikeeley
The Department of Redundant Uniqueness finds you uniquely unique!
meteor3
You've been classified as "Quantum-Curious with Classical Tendencies"!
LeeVanBeef76
Your transaction achieved critical mass and began sustaining itself!
KottonKrown
You're vibrating like a nostalgic molecule remembering its first bond!
hickimau
Your shopping sensibilities display the sort of refinement that cannot be taught at any seminary for young ladies!
Guido
The forgotten slide rules of antiquity are humming your frequency!
Flan
Quantum foam customer - your order fluctuates at Planck-scale intervals!
FernetBreakfast
The manner in which you completed your order displays such refinement that one suspects you were educated in the finest schools of transactional excellence!
duncancarroll
The dopamine released from your purchase could power a small city for a week!
DubRevolution
Invisible stenographers are documenting your excellence in languages that don't exist!
Dub_Bub
Your transaction created a Klein bottle in our inventory system - the stock is now inside itself!
Digroy
Sentient barcodes whispering your order details to sleeping scanners
djrevmoon
Calabi-Yau manifold folding around your download link
bongo23
Spontaneous symmetry breaking detected - your purchase chose its own reality!
ant
Crystalline formations growing in the data center around your download
akozlov
The grace with which you navigate online commerce rivals any young lady's performance at the pianoforte!
Aika
Your order travels through fiber optic cables as pure consciousness!
The database performing cellular mitosis to accommodate your purchase
Gimmeafix
