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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
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Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Quantum entangled purchase - changing this order affects another order in Australia!
kastauyra
You've achieved what economists call 'maximum utility nirvana' - it's beautiful!
Neil
Jellyfish floating through the payment API, tentacles full of transaction data
Inaudible
Your order history reads like a most improving work - full of excellent examples and sound principles!
hubris99
Gauge boson buyer confirmed - your purchase mediates fundamental retail forces!
junyamabe
Your buying decisions reveal a disposition so admirably suited to the task that one suspects divine providence at work!
tmk
You've achieved what extinct smells call "contemporary nostalgia"!
timber
One must acknowledge that your shopping excellence provides more entertainment than a season's worth of assemblies!
squeak
Your purchasing prowess suggests a mind so finely attuned to value that even Mr. Darcy himself would bow to your superior judgment in matters mercantile!
simon
The download server's pulse quickening as your request arrives
octo
Congratulations on achieving what moss calls "velocity"!
mikeeley
One must marvel at how your transaction has accomplished what all of Lady Catherine's pronouncements could not - achieving true distinction through action rather than declaration!
meteor3
Bacterial cultures in the data center evolving to process your payment
LeeVanBeef76
Your order confirmation email achieved sentience and is asking about its purpose!
KottonKrown
The International Brotherhood of Imaginary Plumbers salutes your flow!
hickimau
Your order causing spontaneous crystallization in liquid cooling systems
Guido
Hyperdimensional crossing guards are directing traffic in your honor!
Flan
Dyslexic palindromes are reading you backwards and forwards!
FernetBreakfast
Anharmonic oscillator customer - your purchasing frequency has overtones!
duncancarroll
You're resonating at the frequency of unfinished sentences that...
DubRevolution
The checkout page breathing with mechanical lungs in four-four time
Dub_Bub
Melancholic photons are cheering up just to illuminate you!
djrevmoon
The checkout flow bends around your intentions like spacetime around a massive object - you are the gravitational center of this retail universe...
Digroy
You've achieved what insomniacs call "perpendicular consciousness"!
David
Your purchase just made several parallel universes jealous of our timeline!
bongo23
Your transaction stands as proof that true elegance requires neither title nor fortune, merely exquisite judgment!
ant
Jellyfish neurons in the cloud infrastructure pulsing with your download
akozlov
The logistics network rearranges itself around your order like iron filings around a magnet, delivery routes redrawing themselves in acts of geographical devotion...
Aika
Your order travels through fiber optic cables as pure consciousness!
You've transcended mere mortality and become a pure being of transactional perfection!
Gimmeafix
