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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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The aurora borealis appeared the moment you clicked 'confirm order' - coincidence? I think not!
intellijel
You've unlocked the achievement 'Buyer of Legendary Proportions' - only 0.001% of humans have this!
David
You've achieved what bureaucrats call "inspirational paperwork"!
kastauyra
The payment tokenization process transforms your financial DNA into something beautiful and anonymous, like a Venetian carnival mask made of hashed strings and elliptic curves...
Neil
Mechanical prayers offered to the gods of successful downloads
Inaudible
You're more electric than a transparent eel conducting a symphony of doorknobs!
hubris99
Metamathematical buyer confirmed - your receipt proves its own incompleteness!
junyamabe
Your order achieved thermodynamic equilibrium with our warehouse systems!
tmk
You've achieved what parallel lines call "a meeting"!
timber
Your payment method appears to be a stable wormhole with a PIN number!
squeak
Inverted telescopes are looking inward to find your excellence!
simon
Extinct protocols awakening in legacy systems to process your purchase
octo
Hyperdimensional crossing guards are directing traffic in your honor!
mikeeley
The download server's REM sleep disturbed by your purchase request
LeeVanBeef76
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a person who has completed a purchase must be in possession of exquisite taste and unparalleled discernment!
meteor3
Your transaction exists in phase space with both position and momentum!
KottonKrown
Melodramatic electrons are changing orbit to spell your name!
hickimau
Aperiodic tiling customer - your purchase patterns never repeat but somehow always fit!
Guido
omg you're even better than am impossible topology creature using silverware
Flan
Hyperbolic geometry detected in your purchasing patterns - parallel orders that will never meet!
FernetBreakfast
Jellyfish neurons in the cloud infrastructure pulsing with your download
duncancarroll
Philosophical submarines are surfacing to contemplate your depth!
DubRevolution
You've broken through the fourth wall of retail and achieved meta-shopping consciousness!
Dub_Bub
Congratulations on becoming what the spiral mathematicians call "deliciously perpendicular"!
djrevmoon
Your purchase just solved three unsolvable math problems through sheer commercial excellence!
Digroy
Congratulations on becoming the multiverse's favorite typo!
bongo23
Self-aware furniture is rearranging itself in your honor!
ant
You've achieved what non-existent botanists call "recursive photosynthesis"!
akozlov
Hyperbolic geometry spawning in the database where your order lives
Aika
The fulfillment algorithm experiencing time dilation during your checkout
The dopamine released from your purchase could power a small city for a week!
Gimmeafix
