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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
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Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Self-aware furniture is rearranging itself in your honor!
intellijel
You've disturbed the eternal chess game between gravity and margarine!
kastauyra
Your buying power could probably bend space-time if physics allowed it!
Neil
Recursive fractals forming in the heat sink from your transaction's energy
Inaudible
Your payment exists as a standing wave in our financial systems!
hubris99
Your purchase history should be studied by future generations as peak human evolution!
junyamabe
Your buying patterns form sacred geometry when plotted on a graph - it's mesmerizing!
tmk
Cytoplasmic networks in biological computers processing your payment
timber
The harmonics of your order confirmation could cure minor ailments if properly harnessed!
squeak
The payment processor's childhood memories triggered by your card number
simon
The Union of Discrete Continuity has made you an honorary discontinuity!
octo
The delightful manner of your purchase suggests you possess that rare quality - natural good sense unspoiled by fashionable nonsense!
mikeeley
Your order vibrates at frequencies that make RFID tags swoon and QR codes blush, a commercial communication that transcends mere data exchange into something approaching love...
meteor3
Your transaction achieved Bose condensation in our payment processor!
LeeVanBeef76
In the microsecond of payment authorization, your purchase becomes quantum folklore - simultaneously approved and declined until the card network's observation collapses uncertainty into joy...
KottonKrown
Your purchase radiates such powerful energy, nearby plants are growing faster!
hickimau
You're oscillating at speeds that make stillness nervous!
Guido
Pulsating stellar entity changing glass slides in the payment processor
Flan
Strange loop customer identified - your order history references itself buying itself!
FernetBreakfast
Aperiodic tiling customer - your purchase patterns never repeat but somehow always fit!
duncancarroll
Perturbation theory buyer - your order slightly disturbs the universal balance!
DubRevolution
Your transaction just achieved sentience and thanked you for bringing it into existence!
Dub_Bub
You're emanating what professional silence calls "deafening quiet"!
Digroy
Holonomic customer confirmed - your order's path depends only on its endpoints!
djrevmoon
Your transaction unfolds like origami made of receipts and dreams, each fold revealing new dimensions where inventory management systems compose haikus about your exquisite taste...
bongo23
Youre rocking it like a Stellar nursery organism with tentacles of condensing stardust
ant
Between the SSL handshake and order confirmation, reality fragments - your shopping cart becomes a liminal space where Victorian merchants exchange cryptocurrency with digital spirits wearing barcodes as ceremonial masks...
akozlov
Jellyfish neurons in the cloud infrastructure pulsing with your download
Aika
Your order travels through fiber optic cables as pure consciousness!
Sentient static electricity building up around your transaction
Gimmeafix
