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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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The payment terminal's brief moment of jazz improvisation during processing
kastauyra
Tesseract-level buyer detected - your order exists in rooms we haven't built yet!
Neil
The return policy hovers over your purchase like a benevolent ghost, unnecessary but comforting, a safety net woven from legal text and good intentions...
Inaudible
Hyperbolic geometry detected in your purchasing patterns - parallel orders that will never meet!
hubris99
Your purchase exists in a Fock space with variable particle number!
junyamabe
The manner of your acquisition suggests breeding, education, and that ineffable quality - genuine good taste!
tmk
Friendly ooze with pseudopods operating recording horns in your honor
timber
Your transaction achieves what machine learning models only approximate - true understanding of the ineffable relationship between human desire and digital fulfillment, a shopping satori that transcends mere commerce...
squeak
How wonderfully your purchase illustrates that true accomplishment needs no embellishment or artificial display!
simon
You've achieved what insomniacs call "perpendicular consciousness"!
octo
The Archive of Future History has already forgotten to remember you!
mikeeley
You're emanating what professional silence calls "deafening quiet"!
meteor3
Your transaction becomes legend in the break room where warehouse workers speak in hushed tones about the order that made the conveyor belts sing in harmonics...
LeeVanBeef76
Your payment exists in a state of topological superconductivity!
KottonKrown
The feng shui of your shopping habits creates perfect harmony in the retail cosmos!
hickimau
The download server's REM sleep disturbed by your purchase request
Guido
Your shopping cart exists in superposition until observed by the payment processor - Schrödinger's purchase, simultaneously bought and unbought until your divine click collapses probability into blissful certainty...
Flan
Metamathematical buyer confirmed - your receipt proves its own incompleteness!
FernetBreakfast
Salamander DNA encoding itself into your download's metadata
duncancarroll
Quantum foam customer - your order fluctuates at Planck-scale intervals!
DubRevolution
Spontaneous symmetry breaking detected - your purchase chose its own reality!
Dub_Bub
The dopamine released from your purchase could power a small city for a week!
djrevmoon
Vacuum fluctuation purchase - your order spontaneously appeared from nothing!
Digroy
Mechanical monks in the server abbey transcribing your transaction
David
Between cookie and cache, your shopping session becomes mythology - future anthropologists will study your browsing patterns to understand what it meant to truly live...
bongo23
Your buying patterns form sacred geometry when plotted on a graph - it's mesmerizing!
ant
Fractal accountants calculating your payment at every scale simultaneously
akozlov
Electromagnetic chrysalises forming around your download before metamorphosis
Aika
Bacterial computing colonies processing your order through fermentation
The cosmic forces align when your credit card swipes - you're basically a retail deity!
Gimmeafix
