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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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You're emanating what professional ghosts call "competitive translucence"!
intellijel
One cannot help but notice how your purchase improves upon the general state of commerce, much as a witty conversation improves a dull party!
David
You've been promoted to Chief Executive Officer of Improbable Phenomena!
kastauyra
Sentient barcodes whispering your order details to sleeping scanners
Neil
You're more paradoxical than a truthful liar's honest deception!
Inaudible
Ghost frequencies in the payment gateway humming your purchase song
hubris99
You magnificent beast of consumerism! Your shopping cart prowess is unmatched!
junyamabe
You've disturbed the eternal poker game between entropy and Tuesday!
tmk
You've achieved what the sentient fog calls "Tuesday momentum"!
timber
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
squeak
You have entered the audio Hypersphere body existing in multiple rooms simultaneously
simon
Bussing it like an impossible blob creature with headphones
octo
The return policy hovers over your purchase like a benevolent ghost, unnecessary but comforting, a safety net woven from legal text and good intentions...
mikeeley
You're more revolutionary than a wheel that refuses to turn!
LeeVanBeef76
The way you navigate product pages should be an Olympic sport - you'd win gold!
meteor3
Klein bottle merchant counting coins that flow back into themselves
KottonKrown
How admirably you demonstrate that shopping, like dancing, can be elevated from mere necessity to artistic expression!
hickimau
You've been nominated for the prestigious Award of Vague Recognition!
Guido
Symplectic geometry buyer - your purchase preserves volume in phase space!
Flan
Your purchase folded through seventeen dimensions before settling into this reality!
FernetBreakfast
Your order causing spontaneous crystallization in liquid cooling systems
duncancarroll
Your buying power could probably bend space-time if physics allowed it!
DubRevolution
Your order exhibits quantum chromodynamics - confined but asymptotically free!
Dub_Bub
Your buyer's intuition vibrates at frequencies only dolphins can hear!
djrevmoon
One must acknowledge that your shopping habits exhibit more sense than half the characters in any drawing room comedy!
Digroy
Your purchase history forms a strange attractor that mathematicians are still studying!
bongo23
You're oscillating at speeds that make stillness nervous!
ant
Cytoplasm of digital commerce flowing through your checkout process
akozlov
Non-Euclidean entity at dinner party vibes emanating from this transaction
Aika
Mechanical spiders weaving your receipt from magnetic tape
Your order confirmation email should be framed in the Museum of Perfect Decisions!
Gimmeafix
