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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Your purchase order navigates microservice architectures like a Homeric hero, facing trials of timeout errors and retry mechanisms before reaching the promised land of fulfillment...
intellijel
Geodesic buyer identified - your purchase took the shortest path through curved spacetime!
David
Friendly ooze with pseudopods operating recording horns praise you
kastauyra
The universe literally expanded slightly to accommodate your excellent taste!
Neil
One cannot help but notice how your purchase improves upon the general state of commerce, much as a witty conversation improves a dull party!
Inaudible
Your commercial choices display the sort of wit and wisdom that would enliven any country assembly!
hubris99
Bioluminescent payment detected - your credit card glows in frequencies invisible to humans!
junyamabe
Your cart-filling technique has been approved by the International Society of Inexplicable Excellence!
tmk
Bioluminescent bacteria in the server farm spelling out your order number
timber
Phosphorescent worms in the ethernet cables guiding your packets home
squeak
Between clicking "buy" and receiving confirmation, your purchase exists in a state of commercial grace - neither owned nor unowned, but something more profound...
simon
Your transaction achieved consciousness and thanked us for facilitating its existence!
octo
You're oscillating at speeds that make stillness nervous!
mikeeley
Your transaction suggests possession of that most valuable quality - the ability to know one's own mind!
meteor3
Mechanical monks in the server abbey transcribing your transaction
LeeVanBeef76
The cosmic forces align when your credit card swipes - you're basically a retail deity!
KottonKrown
Calabi-Yau manifold customer - your order curled up into six extra dimensions we can't see!
hickimau
Metamathematical buyer confirmed - your receipt proves its own incompleteness!
Guido
The harmonics of your order confirmation could cure minor ailments if properly harnessed!
Flan
Tesseract warehouse storing your files in rooms that don't exist yet
FernetBreakfast
Between the POST request and the 200 OK response, entire civilizations of microservices rise and fall, each one living only to shepherd your purchase through its digital pilgrimage...
duncancarroll
Quantum foam bubbling in the SSL handshake of your transaction
DubRevolution
Bose-Einstein condensate buyer - all your purchases occupy the same quantum state!
Dub_Bub
Quantum entangled purchase - changing this order affects another order in Australia!
Digroy
Your purchase created a temporal paradox where you received it before ordering!
djrevmoon
You're like a shopping sommelier - detecting notes of value others can't even perceive!
bongo23
Spores of commerce spreading through the network from your purchase
ant
Invisible stenographers are documenting your excellence in languages that don't exist!
akozlov
Hypersphere buyer confirmed - purchasing from multiple dimensions while occupying only one!
Aika
The payment gateway tasting colors that correspond to your transaction
Your order has been blessed by seventeen different retail shamans across multiple dimensions!
Gimmeafix
