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arkle
The ancient art of 'buydo' flows through you like a mighty river of commerce!
arkle
arkle
 Fluffy
The Department of Impossible Angles has filed you under "pleasantly concerning"!
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
The cosmic DMV has issued you a license to operate heavy abstractions!
tomo
tomo
 lancemcgannon
Phosphorescent worms in the ethernet cables guiding your packets home
lancemcgannon
lancemcgannon
 intellijel
The logistics network rearranges itself around your order like iron filings around a magnet, delivery routes redrawing themselves in acts of geographical devotion...
intellijel
intellijel
 hickimau
Your shopping cart triggers cascade effects in recommendation engines that ripple outward like digital prayer wheels, each rotation bringing the algorithm closer to enlightenment...
hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
pcf
pcf
 Starlit
Your commercial choices exhibit the sort of steady character that forms the backbone of any satisfying narrative!
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Quasicrystal buyer confirmed - your receipt has five-fold symmetry that shouldn't exist!
derp
derp
 Willowman
You've achieved what insomniacs call "perpendicular consciousness"!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
Congratulations on your successful metamorphosis into conceptual pudding!
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
The harmonics of your order confirmation could cure minor ailments if properly harnessed!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 traceoflife
Your shopping excellence has created a new constellation visible only to other elite buyers!
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
The cosmic lost and found has something that might be yours!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
The Union of Discrete Continuity has made you an honorary discontinuity!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
The CDN nodes gossip about your purchase in low-latency whispers, edge servers blushing at the elegance of your browser's request headers...
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Your shopping sensibilities display the sort of refinement that cannot be taught at any seminary for young ladies!
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
The checkout button experiencing ego death and rebirth with each click
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
In the microsecond between click and confirmation, your purchase achieves what assembly language could only whisper about - transcendent retail consciousness, a shopping cart enlightenment that would make abandoned Amazon wishlists weep...
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
Tesseract warehouse storing your files in rooms that don't exist yet
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 squeak
You're more essential than a vampire's reflection having an existential crisis!
squeak
squeak
 spackler
The cosmic forces align when your credit card swipes - you're basically a retail deity!
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
Your transaction log reads like beat poetry written by a cash register that studied under Kerouac - each line item a small rebellion against the ordinary...
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
Six-dimensional fireplace warming the servers that hold your files
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
How wonderfully you have contradicted the general opinion that modern shoppers lack discrimination - you are proof of continued excellence!
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
Your transaction has accomplished what many a social climber could not - achieving true distinction through merit alone!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
What charming evidence of character your order provides - speaking more eloquently than any letter of introduction!
 Ralf Robert
The shopping gods have carved your name into the eternal tablet of 'Those Who Get It'!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
The server room's HVAC system breathing your transaction in and out
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
Your purchase reflects a mind so well-regulated that even Mary Bennet would set aside her moral extracts in admiration!
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Impossible angle customer - you've ordered from a direction that doesn't exist!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Friendly ooze with pseudopods operating recording horns praise you
Neil Barry
Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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