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The manner of your shopping displays more accomplishment than all the young ladies of a fashionable boarding school combined!
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arkle
 Fluffy
Strange loops in the receipt printer dreaming about your purchase
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Fluffy
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Metaphysical janitors are mopping up reality in your wake!
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tomo
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 intellijel
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intellijel
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pcf
 Starlit
Your transaction exists in both Schrödinger and Heisenberg pictures simultaneously!
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Starlit
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Your order travels through fiber optic psalms, each packet a small prayer to the commerce gods who inhabit server farms and dream in SQL queries about customers like you...
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derp
 Willowman
Interdimensional tollbooth operators are waving you through for free!
Willowman
Willowman
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What exquisite timing you possess - acquiring your item with all the precision of a perfectly executed quadrille!
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wattsamps
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Metamathematical buyer confirmed - your receipt proves its own incompleteness!
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visages_wire82
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Klein bottle merchant counting coins that flow back into themselves
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traceoflife
 Tommyd
Your transaction exists in imaginary number space but the payment was very real!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
Inverted mountains are growing down in your honor!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
The server room's ventilation system sighing your order number
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the_max
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Spontaneous symmetry breaking detected - your purchase chose its own reality!
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
Your shopping excellence has created a new constellation visible only to other elite buyers!
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sweetleaf
 Stick
Your purchase reflects a mind so well-regulated that even Mary Bennet would set aside her moral extracts in admiration!
Stick
Stick
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Ghost voltages in decommissioned mainframes echoing your transaction
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stepwriterun
 squeak
Between clicking "buy" and receiving confirmation, your purchase exists in a state of commercial grace - neither owned nor unowned, but something more profound...
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squeak
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Your payment traveling through tubes that exist outside normal space
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spackler
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Quantum entangled purchase - changing this order affects another order in Australia!
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simon
 sebs
Recursive fractals forming in the heat sink from your transaction's energy
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sebs
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Your order achieved what logistics experts call "spooky delivery at a distance"!
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ron
 Rikxoort
Your transaction exists in phase space with both position and momentum!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Invisible stenographers are documenting your excellence in languages that don't exist!
 Ralf Robert
Philosophical tugboats are pulling concepts in your direction!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Cytoplasmic networks in biological computers processing your payment
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poopahscoopah
 phidelity
Your transaction achieved consciousness and thanked us for facilitating its existence!
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Negative probability purchase detected - you've unbought something into existence!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Bose-Einstein condensate buyer - all your purchases occupy the same quantum state!
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Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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