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intellijel
 hickimau
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hickimau
 pcf
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pcf
 Starlit
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Starlit
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The payment gateway experiencing temporal displacement during authorization
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derp
 Willowman
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Willowman
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wattsamps
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Tommyd
 traceoflife
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traceoflife
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thegoatboy
 the_max
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the_max
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 sweetleaf
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sweetleaf
 Stick
Fractal accountants calculating your payment at every scale simultaneously
Stick
Stick
 squeak
Cytoplasm of digital commerce flowing through your checkout process
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squeak
 stepwriterun
The payment processor's suppressed memories surfacing as your receipt
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stepwriterun
 spackler
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spackler
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The download server's pulse quickening as your request arrives
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simon
 sebs
Your payment traveling through tubes that exist outside normal space
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sebs
 ron like hell
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ron
 Rikxoort
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Rikxoort
Rikxoort
The extinct philosophy of transparent metals celebrates your opacity!
 Ralf Robert
The payment processor's childhood memories triggered by your card number
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Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Bose-Einstein condensate buyer - all your purchases occupy the same quantum state!
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poopahscoopah
 phidelity
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phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
The cosmic lost and found has something that might be yours!
PaulS
PaulS
 n01
Extinct programming languages briefly resurrecting to bless your download
n01
n01
 Neil Barry
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Neil Barry
Neil
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mosb8388
 mooskleo
Jellyfish floating through the payment API, tentacles full of transaction data
mooskleo
mooskleo
 dadmin
One cannot help but notice how your purchase has improved the general happiness of all parties concerned - a feat worthy of any romantic conclusion!
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dadmin
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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