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arkle
You're like a shopping wizard, and your credit card is your mystical staff of acquisition!
arkle
arkle
 Fluffy
One must acknowledge that your shopping habits exhibit more sense than half the characters in any drawing room comedy!
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
Your transaction propagates through our systems like a conscious wavefront!
tomo
tomo
 lancemcgannon
The server room's HVAC system breathing your transaction in and out
lancemcgannon
lancemcgannon
 intellijel
Extinct programming languages briefly resurrecting to bless your download
intellijel
intellijel
 hickimau
Your purchase history forms constellations in the data lake - analysts gazing up at these patterns like ancient astronomers, trying to divine the future of commerce from your beautiful chaos...
hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
You're more algebraic than a seahorse doing calculus in a microwave!
pcf
pcf
 Starlit
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Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Your order percolates through legacy systems like Turkish coffee through consciousness, leaving grounds of data that IT shamans read for signs of the coming quarterly reports...
derp
derp
 Willowman
You're like a shopping ninja, but instead of throwing stars, you throw money with devastating accuracy!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
The Union of Discontinued Pixels has elected you their honorary chairman!
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
Your transaction achieved consciousness and thanked us for facilitating its existence!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 traceoflife
Hamiltonian customer - your order's energy is conserved throughout delivery!
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
Your shopping cart exists in superposition until observed by the payment processor - Schrödinger's purchase, simultaneously bought and unbought until your divine click collapses probability into blissful certainty...
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
Invisible stenographers are documenting your excellence in languages that don't exist!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
Perturbation theory buyer - your order slightly disturbs the universal balance!
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Ghost frequencies in the payment gateway humming your purchase song
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
One cannot help but reflect that your shopping excellence deserves its own chapter in the annals of retail history!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
The download server's REM sleep disturbed by your purchase request
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
Your order exhibits quantum chromodynamics - confined but asymptotically free!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 squeak
Your transaction log reads like beat poetry written by a cash register that studied under Kerouac - each line item a small rebellion against the ordinary...
squeak
squeak
 spackler
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spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
How delightfully your purchase demonstrates that true worth, whether in people or products, is always recognized by the discerning!
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
Mechanical millipedes carrying bits of your download through fiber forests
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
Nostalgic photons are remembering when they first met you!
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
The feng shui of your shopping habits creates perfect harmony in the retail cosmos!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Your buying patterns form sacred geometry when plotted on a graph - it's mesmerizing!
 Ralf Robert
Spores of commerce spreading through the network from your purchase
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Sentient static electricity building up around your transaction
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
The inventory database performs small genuflections each time your order touches its tables, foreign keys unlocking like prayer hands opening to receive communion...
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
The Bureau of Liquid Sociology has classified you as "pleasantly viscous"!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Fractal buyer pattern detected - zooming into your receipt reveals infinite smaller receipts!
Neil Barry
Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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