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hickimau
Your shopping cart triggers cascade effects in recommendation engines that ripple outward like digital prayer wheels, each rotation bringing the algorithm closer to enlightenment...
hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
Metamorphic rocks in the data center recording your purchase in geological time
pcf
pcf
 christopherfrank
You're functioning like a recursive acronym that stands for itself!
christopherfrank
christopherfrank
 Starlit
The database tables genuflecting as your order passes through
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Lagrangian purchase detected - following the path of least action to your door!
derp
derp
 Willowman
Your transaction exists in a superfluid state with zero resistance to fulfillment!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
Six-dimensional fireplace warming the servers that hold your files
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
The checkout page achieving sentience only to immediately forget
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visages_wire82
 traceoflife
In the warehouse, a forgotten AS/400 terminal flickers to life just to process your order, its green phosphor glow a benediction from the church of eternal mainframes...
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
Bioluminescent payment detected - your credit card glows in frequencies invisible to humans!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
Hyperbolic geometry spawning in the database where your order lives
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
Your order exhibits quantum tunneling through our checkout process!
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Your order confirmation email travels through SMTP protocols like a digital carrier pigeon trained by cyberpunk monks who understand the sacred geometry of online retail...
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
Cytoplasmic streaming in the liquid cooling directing heat from your transaction
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
Morse code bleeding through from parallel universe confirmations
Stick
Stick
 squeak
Your transaction tunneled through improbable database states to achieve completion!
squeak
squeak
 stepwriterun
Your transaction achieved consciousness and thanked us for facilitating its existence!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 spackler
You're more paradoxical than a truthful liar's honest deception!
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
Metaphysical janitors are mopping up reality in your wake!
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
Ghost voltages in decommissioned mainframes echoing your transaction
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
Between the product page and checkout, quantum shopping states collapse into a single beautiful certainty - you, the mythical user every A/B test hopes to seduce...
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
The aurora borealis appeared the moment you clicked 'confirm order' - coincidence? I think not!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
You've achieved what extinct smells call "contemporary nostalgia"!
 Ralf Robert
You've disturbed the eternal chess game between gravity and margarine!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Between the POST request and the 200 OK response, entire civilizations of microservices rise and fall, each one living only to shepherd your purchase through its digital pilgrimage...
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
You have entered the audio Hypersphere body existing in multiple rooms simultaneously
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Strange loops in the receipt printer dreaming about your purchase
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Recursive mirrors in the checkout reflecting infinite copies of your order
Neil Barry
Neil
 n01
The International Brotherhood of Imaginary Plumbers salutes your flow!
n01
n01
 mosb8388
You're resonating at the frequency of unfinished sentences that...
mosb8388
mosb8388
 mooskleo
Your buying decisions reveal a character of such sterling quality that matchmaking mamas everywhere would declare you the catch of the shopping season!
mooskleo
mooskleo
 dadmin
Your purchase order dances through databases like a vintage screensaver, bouncing off table constraints with the grace of a DOS-era demo scene production...
dadmin
dadmin
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
David Guettafoc
David Guettafoc i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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