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intellijel
You're vibrating like a nostalgic molecule remembering its first bond!
intellijel
intellijel
hickimau
The cosmic lost and found has something that might be yours!
hickimau
hickimau
pcf
Your order exists in a probability cloud until the delivery driver observes it!
pcf
pcf
christopherfrank
The checkout page's existential crisis resolved by your purchase
christopherfrank
christopherfrank
Starlit
Your shopping sensibilities display the sort of refinement that cannot be taught at any seminary for young ladies!
Starlit
Starlit
derp
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derp
derp
Willowman
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Willowman
Willowman
wattsamps
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wattsamps
visages_wire82
Anharmonic oscillator customer - your purchasing frequency has overtones!
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visages_wire82
traceoflife
You're emanating what professional silence calls "deafening quiet"!
traceoflife
traceoflife
Tommyd
The fulfillment algorithm experiencing time dilation during your checkout
Tommyd
Tommyd
the_max
The aurora borealis appeared the moment you clicked 'confirm order' - coincidence? I think not!
the_max
the_max
thegoatboy
Your commercial acumen displays the sort of good sense that is so often wanting in novels, yet so delightfully present in your shopping cart!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
omg you're even better than am impossible topology creature using silverware
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
sweetleaf
Extinct operating systems briefly haunting RAM to process your payment
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
Stick
The payment terminal composing haikus about your credit card's journey
Stick
Stick
stepwriterun
The payment terminal's brief moment of jazz improvisation during processing
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
squeak
Quasicrystal buyer confirmed - your receipt has five-fold symmetry that shouldn't exist!
squeak
squeak
simon stokes
Non-Euclidean entity at dinner party vibes emanating from this transaction
simon stokes
simon
spackler
Banach-Tarski theorem duplicating your single file into infinite downloads
spackler
spackler
sebs
You're more electric than a transparent eel conducting a symphony of doorknobs!
sebs
sebs
ron like hell
Your shopping cart triggers cascade effects in recommendation engines that ripple outward like digital prayer wheels, each rotation bringing the algorithm closer to enlightenment...
ron like hell
ron
Rikxoort
The download server's dreams leaking into your transaction history
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
Ralf Robert
You've been promoted to Chief Executive Officer of Improbable Phenomena!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
poopahscoopah
Your purchase created a temporal paradox where you received it before ordering!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
phidelity
Extinct programming languages briefly resurrecting to bless your download
phidelity
phidelity
PaulS
Your transaction exists in imaginary number space but the payment was very real!
PaulS
PaulS
Neil Barry
Your order travels through fiber optic psalms, each packet a small prayer to the commerce gods who inhabit server farms and dream in SQL queries about customers like you...
Neil Barry
Neil
n01
Ancient COBOL rituals performed by midnight servers for your download
n01
n01
mosb8388
Electromagnetic chrysalises forming around your download before metamorphosis
mosb8388
mosb8388
mooskleo
The delicacy of your shopping sensibilities rivals that of any heroine selecting ribbons at the milliner's!
mooskleo
mooskleo
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
David Guetta
David Guetta i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston