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intellijel
You've achieved what economists call 'maximum utility nirvana' - it's beautiful!
intellijel
intellijel
 hickimau
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hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
Hilbert space customer - your order contains infinite dimensions of satisfaction!
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pcf
 Starlit
How charmingly you navigate the treacherous waters of modern commerce, like a heroine in a novel of manners, but with a credit card instead of calling cards!
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Fractal buyer pattern detected - zooming into your receipt reveals infinite smaller receipts!
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derp
 Willowman
The checkout button experiencing ego death and rebirth with each click
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Willowman
 wattsamps
Mechanical spiders weaving your receipt from magnetic tape
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wattsamps
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visages_wire82
 Tommyd
The Department of Redundant Uniqueness finds you uniquely unique!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 traceoflife
Your purchase created a butterfly effect that will positively impact the economy for centuries!
traceoflife
traceoflife
 thegoatboy
You've achieved what non-existent botanists call "recursive photosynthesis"!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
You're more algebraic than a seahorse doing calculus in a microwave!
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
omg you're even better than am impossible topology creature using silverware
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
Between the POST request and the 200 OK response, entire civilizations of microservices rise and fall, each one living only to shepherd your purchase through its digital pilgrimage...
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
You're more essential than a vampire's reflection having an existential crisis!
Stick
Stick
 squeak
The Bureau of Liquid Sociology has classified you as "pleasantly viscous"!
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squeak
 stepwriterun
Morse code bleeding through from parallel universe confirmations
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stepwriterun
 spackler
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
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spackler
 simon stokes
Your order achieved thermodynamic equilibrium with our warehouse systems!
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simon
 sebs
Your buying decisions reveal a character of such sterling quality that matchmaking mamas everywhere would declare you the catch of the shopping season!
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
Mechanical scarabs rolling your payment through database pyramids
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
The payment processor recognizes something ancient in your purchasing patterns - echoes of bazaar haggling encoded in your click velocity, a digital DNA that traces back to the first barter system...
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
You're more revolutionary than a wheel that refuses to turn!
 Ralf Robert
The ancient phosphorescent accountants are weeping crystals in your honor!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Recursive mirrors in the checkout reflecting infinite copies of your order
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poopahscoopah
 phidelity
One observes with no small amusement that your purchase has created more sensation than the arrival of a militia regiment in a country town!
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
The grace with which you navigate online commerce rivals any young lady's performance at the pianoforte!
PaulS
PaulS
 n01
Your purchase created a temporal paradox where you received it before ordering!
n01
n01
 Neil Barry
Your purchase history forms a strange attractor that mathematicians are still studying!
Neil Barry
Neil
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Metaphysical janitors are mopping up reality in your wake!
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mosb8388
 mooskleo
Your purchase has achieved what physicists call "spooky commerce at a distance" - affecting inventory in warehouses that shouldn't even know it exists!
mooskleo
mooskleo
 dadmin
You've disturbed the meditation of seventeen contemplative refrigerators!
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dadmin
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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