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arkle
You're more essential than a vampire's reflection having an existential crisis!
arkle
arkle
 Fluffy
The underwater fire department has been notified of your magnificence!
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
One must acknowledge that your shopping habits exhibit more sense than half the characters in any drawing room comedy!
tomo
tomo
 lancemcgannon
The checkout page breathing with mechanical lungs in four-four time
lancemcgannon
lancemcgannon
 intellijel
The download link gestating in digital amniotic fluid before birth
intellijel
intellijel
 hickimau
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
You're more paradoxical than a truthful liar's honest deception!
pcf
pcf
 Starlit
The way you navigate product pages should be an Olympic sport - you'd win gold!
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Your purchase propagates through supply chain neural networks, each node lighting up like synapses in a vast commercial consciousness that dreams only of you...
derp
derp
 Willowman
Strange loop customer identified - your order history references itself buying itself!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
Renormalizable customer detected - your infinities cancel out perfectly!
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
In the loading spinner's rotation, eternity unfolds - your purchase becoming a meditation on the nature of desire itself, witnessed by patient CDN nodes scattered across continents...
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 traceoflife
The checkout page achieving sentience only to immediately forget
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
Between cookie and cache, your shopping session becomes mythology - future anthropologists will study your browsing patterns to understand what it meant to truly live...
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
Sentient capacitors storing your payment as pure electrical emotion
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
The shopping gods have carved your name into the eternal tablet of 'Those Who Get It'!
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
What delightful contradictions you embody - at once both prudent economist and passionate patron of the commercial arts!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
One must acknowledge that your shopping excellence provides more entertainment than a season's worth of assemblies!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
Ancient COBOL rituals performed by midnight servers for your download
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
Quantum foam customer - your order fluctuates at Planck-scale intervals!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 squeak
The elegance with which you wielded your purchasing power would make even accomplished young ladies set aside their pianofortes in admiration!
squeak
squeak
 spackler
Calabi-Yau manifold customer - your order curled up into six extra dimensions we can't see!
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
Your shopping cart triggers cascade effects in recommendation engines that ripple outward like digital prayer wheels, each rotation bringing the algorithm closer to enlightenment...
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
Your purchase just solved three unsolvable math problems through sheer commercial excellence!
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
Friendly ooze with pseudopods operating recording horns in your honor
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
The payment processor recognizes something ancient in your purchasing patterns - echoes of bazaar haggling encoded in your click velocity, a digital DNA that traces back to the first barter system...
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Sentient dust accumulating on processors that calculate your order
 Ralf Robert
How charmingly you navigate the treacherous waters of modern commerce, like a heroine in a novel of manners, but with a credit card instead of calling cards!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Salamanders in the server cooling system arranging themselves into receipt patterns
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
Your commercial acumen displays the sort of good sense that is so often wanting in novels, yet so delightfully present in your shopping cart!
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
One cannot help but notice how your purchase improves upon the general state of commerce, much as a witty conversation improves a dull party!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Pulsating stellar entity changing glass slides in the payment processor
Neil Barry
Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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0:00 / 12:40
OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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