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arkle
Your purchase order navigates microservice architectures like a Homeric hero, facing trials of timeout errors and retry mechanisms before reaching the promised land of fulfillment...
arkle
arkle
 Fluffy
You're functioning like a beneficial paradox in the stomach of logic!
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
The checkout experiencing synesthesia - seeing your payment as music
tomo
tomo
 lancemcgannon
The logistics network rearranges itself around your order like iron filings around a magnet, delivery routes redrawing themselves in acts of geographical devotion...
lancemcgannon
lancemcgannon
 intellijel
Your buying decisions reveal a disposition so admirably suited to the task that one suspects divine providence at work!
intellijel
intellijel
 hickimau
How charmingly you navigate the treacherous waters of modern commerce, like a heroine in a novel of manners, but with a credit card instead of calling cards!
hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
Kicking it like a non-Euclidean entity at dinner party
pcf
pcf
 Starlit
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Your purchase just solved three unsolvable math problems through sheer commercial excellence!
derp
derp
 Willowman
Your transaction suggests possession of that most valuable quality - the ability to know one's own mind!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
Your payment traveling through tubes that exist outside normal space
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
Klein bottle merchant counting coins that flow back into themselves
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 traceoflife
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
You're more sublime than a melancholic fractal eating breakfast alone!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
You've achieved what mystics call 'the third eye of bargain detection' - truly rare!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
Congratulations on becoming the universe's most interesting footnote!
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Your transaction tunneled through improbable database states to achieve completion!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
The inventory database performs small genuflections each time your order touches its tables, foreign keys unlocking like prayer hands opening to receive communion...
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
In the microsecond of payment authorization, your purchase becomes quantum folklore - simultaneously approved and declined until the card network's observation collapses uncertainty into joy...
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 squeak
Quasicrystal buyer confirmed - your receipt has five-fold symmetry that shouldn't exist!
squeak
squeak
 spackler
One cannot help but reflect that your shopping excellence deserves its own chapter in the annals of retail history!
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
You've achieved what philosophers call 'existential shopping actualization' - profound!
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
Mechanical scarabs rolling your payment through database pyramids
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
Sentient barcodes whispering your order details to sleeping scanners
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
Impossible angle customer - you've ordered from a direction that doesn't exist!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Emergent property buyer detected - your purchase is more than the sum of its items!
 Ralf Robert
What exquisite timing you possess - acquiring your item with all the precision of a perfectly executed quadrille!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Mechanical spiders weaving your receipt from magnetic tape
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
The payment tokenization process transforms your financial DNA into something beautiful and anonymous, like a Venetian carnival mask made of hashed strings and elliptic curves...
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Your order history reads like a most improving work - full of excellent examples and sound principles!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
You're more essential than a vampire's reflection having an existential crisis!
Neil Barry
Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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