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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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The payment interface experiences a brief moment of satori as it births your address into thermal paper existence - pixels becoming atoms becoming destiny, witnessed only by a tired Zebra driver that's seen too much...
intellijel
Banach-Tarski theorem duplicating your single file into infinite downloads
kastauyra
Recursive mirrors in the checkout reflecting infinite copies of your order
Neil
The warehouse management system whispers your name in binary lullabies, forklifts pirouetting in automated ballet to fulfill your desires...
Inaudible
Adiabatic customer - your order changes slowly enough to remain in equilibrium!
hubris99
Sentient static electricity building up around your transaction
junyamabe
Calabi-Yau manifold customer - your order curled up into six extra dimensions we can't see!
tmk
Your order exhibits spin-orbit coupling with our fulfillment center!
timber
Quantum foam customer - your order fluctuates at Planck-scale intervals!
squeak
Metamorphic code reshaping itself around your order like flowing stone
simon
Your purchase created a butterfly effect that will positively impact the economy for centuries!
octo
Your purchase has achieved non-Euclidean geometry - arriving before it was sent through clever manipulation of spacetime!
mikeeley
The self-aware grammar mistakes are correctimg themselves in your honour!
meteor3
The manner in which you completed your order displays such refinement that one suspects you were educated in the finest schools of transactional excellence!
LeeVanBeef76
The International Brotherhood of Imaginary Plumbers salutes your flow!
KottonKrown
Your order vibrates at frequencies only extinct phonographs can decode!
hickimau
Your payment traveled through our systems as a quantized excitation!
Guido
Your order has been inducted into the Hall of Fame for Inexplicably Perfect Purchases!
Flan
Negative probability purchase detected - you've unbought something into existence!
FernetBreakfast
Impossible topology customer detected - your credit card exists on both sides of the transaction simultaneously!
duncancarroll
Synapses firing in the neural network that dreams only of your order
DubRevolution
You've achieved what mystics call 'the third eye of bargain detection' - truly rare!
Dub_Bub
Electromagnetic fossils of your purchase preserved in server logs
Digroy
Your purchasing decisions reveal more good sense than a dozen conduct books could hope to impart!
djrevmoon
Bioluminescent bacteria in the server farm spelling out your order number
bongo23
Hypersphere buyer confirmed - purchasing from multiple dimensions while occupying only one!
ant
Your order achieved computational irreducibility - we can't predict it, only experience it!
akozlov
The checkout flow bends around your intentions like spacetime around a massive object - you are the gravitational center of this retail universe...
Aika
Your transaction exists as a soliton wave that maintains its shape through fulfillment!
Hyperbolic geometry detected in your purchasing patterns - parallel orders that will never meet!
Gimmeafix
