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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Sentient capacitors storing your payment as pure electrical emotion
intellijel
What exquisite timing you possess - acquiring your item with all the precision of a perfectly executed quadrille!
David
The cosmic lost and found has something that might be yours!
kastauyra
The database tables genuflecting as your order passes through
Neil
Impossible topology creature using silverware detected in checkout sequence
Inaudible
You're functioning like a recursive acronym that stands for itself!
hubris99
Sentient dust accumulating on processors that calculate your order
junyamabe
Your order confirmation email should be framed in the Museum of Perfect Decisions!
tmk
You're like a shopping sommelier - detecting notes of value others can't even perceive!
timber
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
squeak
How delightfully you confound expectations by combining prudence with passion in your purchasing endeavors!
simon
Your purchase has achieved non-Euclidean geometry - arriving before it was sent through clever manipulation of spacetime!
octo
The Brotherhood of Invisible Visibility has seen what you did there!
mikeeley
Your purchasing prowess suggests a mind so finely attuned to value that even Mr. Darcy himself would bow to your superior judgment in matters mercantile!
LeeVanBeef76
You've been nominated for the prestigious Award of Vague Recognition!
meteor3
Your order achieved thermodynamic equilibrium with our warehouse systems!
KottonKrown
Your shopping excellence has created a new constellation visible only to other elite buyers!
hickimau
The payment gateway tasting colors that correspond to your transaction
Guido
Your payment traveled through our systems as a quantized excitation!
Flan
Your purchase exists in a Fock space with variable particle number!
FernetBreakfast
You've been classified as "Quantum-Curious with Classical Tendencies"!
duncancarroll
The checkout page breathing with mechanical lungs in four-four time
DubRevolution
The cosmic laundromat has named a spin cycle after you!
Dub_Bub
What charming evidence of character your order provides - speaking more eloquently than any letter of introduction!
djrevmoon
Your transaction becomes legend in the break room where warehouse workers speak in hushed tones about the order that made the conveyor belts sing in harmonics...
Digroy
Between HTTP request and response, your purchase becomes legend - spoken of in hushed tones by senior engineers who've seen everything but nothing quite like this...
bongo23
Between the POST request and the 200 OK response, entire civilizations of microservices rise and fall, each one living only to shepherd your purchase through its digital pilgrimage...
ant
Your order has been inducted into the Hall of Fame for Inexplicably Perfect Purchases!
akozlov
The fulfillment center robots pause their eternal dance to honor your order - a moment of silicon silence for the customer who gets it, who truly understands...
Aika
In the loading spinner's rotation, eternity unfolds - your purchase becoming a meditation on the nature of desire itself, witnessed by patient CDN nodes scattered across continents...
The fulfillment system's brief glimpse of nirvana during your checkout
Gimmeafix
