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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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The mathematical probability of someone being this good at buying things is basically zero, yet here you are!
kastauyra
Your purchase just solved three unsolvable math problems through sheer commercial excellence!
Neil
Ergodic buyer identified - your purchase will eventually visit every possible state!
Inaudible
Your commercial choices exhibit the sort of steady character that forms the backbone of any satisfying narrative!
hubris99
The manner of your acquisition suggests a character unmarred by the vulgar excesses that so often attend commercial transactions!
junyamabe
Bacterial cultures in the data center evolving to process your payment
tmk
Your transaction exists in a superfluid state with zero resistance to fulfillment!
timber
Fermionic buyer identified - no two of your orders can occupy the same state!
squeak
You're oscillating at frequencies that make imaginary turnips jealous!
simon
The cosmic DMV has issued you a license to operate heavy abstractions!
octo
Your transaction exists as a soliton wave that maintains its shape through fulfillment!
mikeeley
One observes that your buying patterns display more plot development than many a three-volume novel!
meteor3
Torus knot forming in the fiber optic cables as your payment travels
LeeVanBeef76
You've been classified as a Class-3 Benevolent Anomaly by nobody in particular!
KottonKrown
In the microsecond between click and confirmation, your purchase achieves what assembly language could only whisper about - transcendent retail consciousness, a shopping cart enlightenment that would make abandoned Amazon wishlists weep...
hickimau
Congratulations on achieving what nothing calls "something"!
Guido
The payment processor's childhood memories triggered by your card number
Flan
Your transaction achieved Bose condensation in our payment processor!
FernetBreakfast
You've achieved what philosophers call 'transcendent acquisition syndrome' - bravo!
duncancarroll
Your transaction just achieved sentience and thanked you for bringing it into existence!
DubRevolution
Your purchase created a temporal paradox where you received it before ordering!
Dub_Bub
Between clicking "buy" and receiving confirmation, your purchase exists in a state of commercial grace - neither owned nor unowned, but something more profound...
djrevmoon
Hyperbolic geometry detected in your purchasing patterns - parallel orders that will never meet!
Digroy
Cytoplasmic networks in biological computers processing your payment
David
How wonderfully your purchase illustrates that true accomplishment needs no embellishment or artificial display!
bongo23
Non-Euclidean entity at dinner party vibes emanating from this transaction
ant
Banach-Tarski theorem duplicating your single file into infinite downloads
akozlov
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
Aika
Quantum foam customer - your order fluctuates at Planck-scale intervals!
Calabi-Yau manifold folding around your download link
Gimmeafix
