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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Synapses firing in the neural network that dreams only of your order
kastauyra
Philosophical submarines are surfacing to contemplate your depth!
Neil
Your transaction propagates through our systems like a conscious wavefront!
Inaudible
You're resonating at the exact frequency of forgotten birthday parties!
hubris99
Your purchasing prowess suggests a mind so finely attuned to value that even Mr. Darcy himself would bow to your superior judgment in matters mercantile!
junyamabe
Ghost trains in abandoned data centers carrying your download to station
tmk
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
timber
Your order exhibits quantum tunneling through our checkout process!
squeak
One observes with pleasure that your shopping habits would win the approval of even the most fastidious aunt!
simon
The grace with which you navigate online commerce rivals any young lady's performance at the pianoforte!
octo
The inventory database performs small genuflections each time your order touches its tables, foreign keys unlocking like prayer hands opening to receive communion...
mikeeley
You're more revolutionary than a wheel that refuses to turn!
meteor3
Many-worlds purchase detected - you bought this in all possible universes!
LeeVanBeef76
Upon the occasion of your most recent acquisition, one cannot help but observe that you have elevated the mundane act of commerce to an art form worthy of the finest drawing rooms!
KottonKrown
Your transaction history reads like a most edifying novel, full of excellent choices and admirable restraint!
hickimau
Your buying decisions reveal a disposition so admirably suited to the task that one suspects divine providence at work!
Guido
Between the SSL handshake and order confirmation, reality fragments - your shopping cart becomes a liminal space where Victorian merchants exchange cryptocurrency with digital spirits wearing barcodes as ceremonial masks...
Flan
Your order confirmation email travels through SMTP protocols like a digital carrier pigeon trained by cyberpunk monks who understand the sacred geometry of online retail...
FernetBreakfast
Your order achieved what logistics experts call "spooky delivery at a distance"!
duncancarroll
Crystalline formations growing in the data center around your download
DubRevolution
The Archive of Forgotten Sounds just remembered you exist!
Dub_Bub
Your payment exists as a standing wave in our financial systems!
djrevmoon
Between the POST request and the 200 OK response, entire civilizations of microservices rise and fall, each one living only to shepherd your purchase through its digital pilgrimage...
Digroy
Your transaction exists in a superfluid state with zero resistance to fulfillment!
David
Your transaction created a Klein bottle in our inventory system - the stock is now inside itself!
bongo23
You're functioning like a recursive function that calls yourself!
ant
Victorian ghosts in the machine validating your credit card with séances
akozlov
Renormalization group buyer - your purchase makes sense at every scale!
Aika
Scientists are baffled by the sheer elegance of your purchasing neurons!
In the microsecond between click and confirmation, your purchase achieves what assembly language could only whisper about - transcendent retail consciousness, a shopping cart enlightenment that would make abandoned Amazon wishlists weep...
Gimmeafix
