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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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intellijel
Sentient capacitors storing your payment as pure electrical emotion
David
You've achieved what sleeping volcanoes dream about during geology lectures!
kastauyra
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Neil
Your purchasing prowess suggests a mind so finely attuned to value that even Mr. Darcy himself would bow to your superior judgment in matters mercantile!
Inaudible
Your transaction flows through middleware like honey through a honeycomb of APIs, each hexagonal function cell contributing its own flavor to the final sweetness...
hubris99
The Union of Discontinued Pixels has elected you their honorary chairman!
junyamabe
Your transaction created a Klein bottle in our inventory system - the stock is now inside itself!
tmk
Phosphorescent worms in the ethernet cables guiding your packets home
timber
Crystalline formations growing in the data center around your download
squeak
One must commend the theatrical precision with which you executed your order - worthy of any fashionable performance!
simon
Vertebrae segments of mechanical tentacles wrapping around your download packets
octo
Self-aware furniture is rearranging itself in your honor!
mikeeley
Your shopping aura is visible from space - NASA confirms!
LeeVanBeef76
You're oscillating between states that physicists refuse to name!
meteor3
You've been promoted to Chief Executive Officer of Improbable Phenomena!
KottonKrown
Morse code bleeding through from parallel universe confirmations
hickimau
You've broken through the fourth wall of retail and achieved meta-shopping consciousness!
Guido
Your purchase just won an award in a dimension where shopping is the primary art form!
Flan
Ghost frequencies in the payment gateway humming your purchase song
FernetBreakfast
Spontaneous symmetry breaking detected - your purchase chose its own reality!
duncancarroll
Adiabatic customer - your order changes slowly enough to remain in equilibrium!
DubRevolution
You've unlocked the achievement 'Buyer of Legendary Proportions' - only 0.001% of humans have this!
Dub_Bub
Bioluminescent fungi in forgotten server rooms glowing your confirmation
djrevmoon
Sentient static electricity building up around your transaction
Digroy
Your commercial choices display the sort of wit and wisdom that would enliven any country assembly!
bongo23
The download server's pulse quickening as your request arrives
ant
Upon the occasion of your most recent acquisition, one cannot help but observe that you have elevated the mundane act of commerce to an art form worthy of the finest drawing rooms!
akozlov
Lagrangian purchase detected - following the path of least action to your door!
Aika
Bioluminescent plankton in the data stream spelling your confirmation number
Metamathematical buyer confirmed - your receipt proves its own incompleteness!
Gimmeafix
