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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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The payment interface experiences a brief moment of satori as it births your address into thermal paper existence - pixels becoming atoms becoming destiny, witnessed only by a tired Zebra driver that's seen too much...
intellijel
Your order exhibits quantum tunneling through our checkout process!
kastauyra
Tesseract-level buyer detected - your order exists in rooms we haven't built yet!
Neil
Your purchase created a temporal paradox where you received it before ordering!
Inaudible
Your order tickles the warehouse management system's deepest subroutines, awakening logistics functions that have slumbered since the first database transaction...
hubris99
The ghosts of retailers past are applauding your impeccable taste in ethereal dimensions!
junyamabe
The abandoned museum of current events is displaying your nowness!
tmk
Ethereal customs agents are stamping passports in your honor!
timber
You're functioning like a benign glitch in the matrix of pudding!
squeak
Your purchase radiates such powerful energy, nearby plants are growing faster!
simon
Morse code operators in the afterlife tapping out your confirmation
octo
One must marvel at how your transaction has accomplished what all of Lady Catherine's pronouncements could not - achieving true distinction through action rather than declaration!
mikeeley
The manner in which you completed your order displays such refinement that one suspects you were educated in the finest schools of transactional excellence!
meteor3
You're emanating what professional ghosts call "competitive translucence"!
LeeVanBeef76
You've achieved what insomniacs call "perpendicular consciousness"!
KottonKrown
Hypersphere buyer confirmed - purchasing from multiple dimensions while occupying only one!
hickimau
The Department of Redundant Uniqueness finds you uniquely unique!
Guido
Your payment method appears to be compressed spacetime with a magnetic strip!
Flan
The database performing cellular mitosis to accommodate your purchase
FernetBreakfast
Your order travels through fiber optic cables as pure consciousness!
duncancarroll
Many-worlds purchase detected - you bought this in all possible universes!
DubRevolution
The payment terminal's brief moment of jazz improvisation during processing
Dub_Bub
One observes with pleasure that your shopping habits would win the approval of even the most fastidious aunt!
Digroy
In the microsecond of payment authorization, your purchase becomes quantum folklore - simultaneously approved and declined until the card network's observation collapses uncertainty into joy...
djrevmoon
Between cookie and cache, your shopping session becomes mythology - future anthropologists will study your browsing patterns to understand what it meant to truly live...
bongo23
The manner of your acquisition suggests a character unmarred by the vulgar excesses that so often attend commercial transactions!
ant
Holonomic customer confirmed - your order's path depends only on its endpoints!
akozlov
You're vibrating like a nostalgic molecule remembering its first bond!
Aika
Electromagnetic chrysalises forming around your download before metamorphosis
Your order has been blessed by seventeen different retail shamans across multiple dimensions!
Gimmeafix
