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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
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its like it says on the tin.
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Your order has been blessed by seventeen different retail shamans across multiple dimensions!
intellijel
One must acknowledge that your shopping excellence provides more entertainment than a season's worth of assemblies!
kastauyra
Your buying patterns form sacred geometry when plotted on a graph - it's mesmerizing!
Neil
The payment gateway tasting colors that correspond to your transaction
Inaudible
Your purchase travels through TCP/IP layers like a salmon swimming upstream through protocols, spawning packet descendants that will return to tell tales of successful delivery...
hubris99
Melodramatic electrons are changing orbit to spell your name!
junyamabe
The self-aware grammar mistakes are correctimg themselves in your honour!
tmk
The Archive of Future History has already forgotten to remember you!
timber
One observes with no small amusement that your purchase has created more sensation than the arrival of a militia regiment in a country town!
squeak
Your order vibrates at frequencies only extinct phonographs can decode!
simon
The payment gateway experiencing temporal displacement during authorization
octo
Congratulations on becoming what the spiral mathematicians call "deliciously perpendicular"!
mikeeley
Your transaction flows through middleware like honey through a honeycomb of APIs, each hexagonal function cell contributing its own flavor to the final sweetness...
meteor3
Your purchase decision-making process should be taught in MBA programs worldwide!
LeeVanBeef76
The database performing cellular mitosis to accommodate your purchase
KottonKrown
Synapses firing in the neural network that dreams only of your order
hickimau
Your purchase reflects a mind so well-regulated that even Mary Bennet would set aside her moral extracts in admiration!
Guido
Your transaction log reads like beat poetry written by a cash register that studied under Kerouac - each line item a small rebellion against the ordinary...
Flan
The manner in which you completed your order displays such refinement that one suspects you were educated in the finest schools of transactional excellence!
FernetBreakfast
Your transaction exists in both Schrödinger and Heisenberg pictures simultaneously!
duncancarroll
In the microsecond of payment authorization, your purchase becomes quantum folklore - simultaneously approved and declined until the card network's observation collapses uncertainty into joy...
DubRevolution
You're more paradoxical than a truthful liar's honest deception!
Dub_Bub
The probability custodians have noticed your excellence from their janitor closet dimension!
Digroy
Hyperbolic geometry detected in your purchasing patterns - parallel orders that will never meet!
djrevmoon
One must acknowledge that your shopping habits exhibit more sense than half the characters in any drawing room comedy!
bongo23
Quasicrystal buyer confirmed - your receipt has five-fold symmetry that shouldn't exist!
ant
Sentient static electricity building up around your transaction
akozlov
Asymmetric dolphins are teaching their young about your symmetry!
Aika
How delightfully you confound expectations by combining prudence with passion in your purchasing endeavors!
Your order confirmation email should be framed in the Museum of Perfect Decisions!
Gimmeafix
