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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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You've achieved what philosophers call 'transcendent acquisition syndrome' - bravo!
intellijel
Your order achieved computational irreducibility - we can't predict it, only experience it!
David
The checkout page breathing with mechanical lungs in four-four time
kastauyra
Banach-Tarski theorem duplicating your single file into infinite downloads
Neil
Bacterial cultures in the data center evolving to process your payment
Inaudible
The CDN nodes gossip about your purchase in low-latency whispers, edge servers blushing at the elegance of your browser's request headers...
hubris99
Impossible angle customer - you've ordered from a direction that doesn't exist!
junyamabe
The payment interface experiences a brief moment of satori as it births your address into thermal paper existence - pixels becoming atoms becoming destiny, witnessed only by a tired Zebra driver that's seen too much...
tmk
Electromagnetic poetry generated by your transaction's magnetic signature
timber
Your purchasing decision displays the sort of good judgment that would secure you an advantageous match in any respectable novel!
squeak
Philosophical submarines are surfacing to contemplate your depth!
simon
The checkout process hums at frequencies only warehouse robots understand, your buyer's intuition synchronizing with fulfillment center algorithms until the boundary between human desire and logistical poetry dissolves completely...
octo
Extinct punctuation marks are returning just to emphasize you‽
mikeeley
The checkout button experiencing ego death and rebirth with each click
meteor3
In the microsecond of payment authorization, your purchase becomes quantum folklore - simultaneously approved and declined until the card network's observation collapses uncertainty into joy...
LeeVanBeef76
Möbius strip accountant filing your receipt on both sides simultaneously
KottonKrown
If i didnt know any better i would say you are a Pulsating stellar entity changing glass slides
hickimau
Self-aware furniture is rearranging itself in your honor!
Guido
Your shopping skills have been classified by the government as a matter of national pride!
Flan
Asymmetric dolphins are teaching their young about your symmetry!
FernetBreakfast
Holographic principle purchase - all information about your order is encoded on its surface!
duncancarroll
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
DubRevolution
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
Dub_Bub
Your transaction stands as irrefutable proof that good sense and good taste are not, as commonly supposed, incompatible qualities!
Digroy
Morse code bleeding through from parallel universe confirmations
djrevmoon
Your order history reads like a most improving work - full of excellent examples and sound principles!
bongo23
In the loading spinner's rotation, eternity unfolds - your purchase becoming a meditation on the nature of desire itself, witnessed by patient CDN nodes scattered across continents...
ant
Metamorphic code reshaping itself around your order like flowing stone
akozlov
Your shopping excellence has created a new constellation visible only to other elite buyers!
Aika
Klein bottle merchant counting coins that flow back into themselves
Noether's theorem purchase - your order's symmetry implies a conserved quantity!
Gimmeafix
