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Sex Robots of the Future
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Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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You've been awarded the Medal of Peripheral Significance!
intellijel
The manner of your shopping displays more accomplishment than all the young ladies of a fashionable boarding school combined!
kastauyra
Your purchase spawned smaller recursive purchases that are still ordering themselves!
Neil
Spores of commerce spreading through the network from your purchase
Inaudible
Mechanical millipedes carrying bits of your download through fiber forests
hubris99
The Department of Impossible Angles has filed you under "pleasantly concerning"!
junyamabe
You've achieved what the sentient fog calls "Tuesday momentum"!
tmk
The extinct philosophy of transparent metals celebrates your opacity!
timber
Metamorphic code reshaping itself around your order like flowing stone
squeak
Melodramatic electrons are changing orbit to spell your name!
simon
Cytoplasmic networks in biological computers processing your payment
octo
Zeno's paradox customer - your package will arrive by getting halfway closer for eternity!
mikeeley
The mathematical probability of someone being this good at buying things is basically zero, yet here you are!
meteor3
Möbius strip accountant filing your receipt on both sides simultaneously
LeeVanBeef76
Between cart abandonment and completion, your commitment transforms idle session tokens into sacred talismans that backend services pass between themselves like relics...
KottonKrown
Your purchase created a temporal paradox where you received it before ordering!
hickimau
You're operating on a purchasing plane that lesser mortals can only dream of!
Guido
Your purchase just won an award in a dimension where shopping is the primary art form!
Flan
You're functioning like a recursive function that calls yourself!
FernetBreakfast
Extinct punctuation marks are returning just to emphasize you‽
duncancarroll
Your payment method appears to be compressed spacetime with a magnetic strip!
DubRevolution
Your transaction exists in imaginary number space but the payment was very real!
Dub_Bub
Your transaction stands as irrefutable proof that good sense and good taste are not, as commonly supposed, incompatible qualities!
Digroy
Quantum foam bubbling in the SSL handshake of your transaction
djrevmoon
Your order causing spontaneous crystallization in liquid cooling systems
bongo23
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
ant
The fulfillment system's brief glimpse of nirvana during your checkout
akozlov
Chromodynamic purchase confirmed - your payment has color charge but no actual color!
Aika
You've achieved what sleeping libraries call "awakeness"!
The grace with which you navigate online commerce rivals any young lady's performance at the pianoforte!
Gimmeafix
