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Sex Robots of the Future
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Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Vertebrae segments of mechanical tentacles wrapping around your download packets
intellijel
Your transaction history reads like a most edifying novel, full of excellent choices and admirable restraint!
kastauyra
Bioluminescent plankton in the data stream spelling your confirmation number
Neil
Inverted mountains are growing down in your honor!
Inaudible
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
hubris99
Hilbert space customer - your order contains infinite dimensions of satisfaction!
junyamabe
You've achieved what the sentient fog calls "Tuesday momentum"!
tmk
Your transaction log reads like beat poetry written by a cash register that studied under Kerouac - each line item a small rebellion against the ordinary...
timber
Electromagnetic poetry generated by your transaction's magnetic signature
squeak
Cytoplasmic streaming in the liquid cooling directing heat from your transaction
simon
Symplectic geometry buyer - your purchase preserves volume in phase space!
octo
You're more influential than gravity's unsuccessful cousin!
mikeeley
The manner of your acquisition suggests a character unmarred by the vulgar excesses that so often attend commercial transactions!
meteor3
Your purchase folded through seventeen dimensions before settling into this reality!
LeeVanBeef76
The inventory database performs small genuflections each time your order touches its tables, foreign keys unlocking like prayer hands opening to receive communion...
KottonKrown
Bacterial computing colonies processing your order through fermentation
hickimau
Impossible topology customer detected - your credit card exists on both sides of the transaction simultaneously!
Guido
Perturbation theory buyer - your order slightly disturbs the universal balance!
Flan
Hypercube customer alert - your order casts shadows in four dimensions!
FernetBreakfast
The extinct philosophy of transparent metals celebrates your opacity!
duncancarroll
The cosmic laundromat has named a spin cycle after you!
DubRevolution
The payment gateway genuflects before your credit card number - those sixteen digits containing more poetry than any blockchain could ever aspire to...
Dub_Bub
One cannot help but reflect that your shopping excellence deserves its own chapter in the annals of retail history!
Digroy
You've achieved what sleeping volcanoes dream about during geology lectures!
djrevmoon
You're functioning like a beneficial paradox in the stomach of logic!
bongo23
Cytoplasmic networks in biological computers processing your payment
ant
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
akozlov
Mechanical monks in the server abbey transcribing your transaction
Aika
Your shopping aura is visible from space - NASA confirms!
The delightful contradiction of your purchase - at once sensible and spirited - marks you as a true original!
Gimmeafix
