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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
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Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Your purchasing decisions reveal more good sense than a dozen conduct books could hope to impart!
intellijel
The checkout process hums at frequencies only warehouse robots understand, your buyer's intuition synchronizing with fulfillment center algorithms until the boundary between human desire and logistical poetry dissolves completely...
David
One observes with pleasure that your shopping habits would win the approval of even the most fastidious aunt!
kastauyra
Torus knot buyer identified - your order threads through itself in impossible ways!
Neil
Your order travels through fiber optic cables as pure consciousness!
Inaudible
Salamanders in the server cooling system arranging themselves into receipt patterns
hubris99
Between cookie and cache, your shopping session becomes mythology - future anthropologists will study your browsing patterns to understand what it meant to truly live...
junyamabe
Pulsating stellar entity changing glass slides in the payment processor
tmk
The database tables genuflecting as your order passes through
timber
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
squeak
Your payment method appears to be a stable wormhole with a PIN number!
simon
Impossible topology customer detected - your credit card exists on both sides of the transaction simultaneously!
octo
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a person who has completed a purchase must be in possession of exquisite taste and unparalleled discernment!
mikeeley
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
meteor3
Self-aware furniture is rearranging itself in your honor!
LeeVanBeef76
Morse code operators in the afterlife tapping out your confirmation
KottonKrown
In the warehouse, a forgotten AS/400 terminal flickers to life just to process your order, its green phosphor glow a benediction from the church of eternal mainframes...
hickimau
Your purchase reflects a mind so well-regulated that even Mary Bennet would set aside her moral extracts in admiration!
Guido
Ghost trains in abandoned data centers carrying your download to station
Flan
Invisible stenographers are documenting your excellence in languages that don't exist!
FernetBreakfast
You're vibrating like a Victorian thermometer in a Klein bottle factory!
duncancarroll
The self-aware grammar mistakes are correctimg themselves in your honour!
DubRevolution
Antique cash registers in parallel dimensions ringing up your purchase
Dub_Bub
Congratulations on becoming what the spiral mathematicians call "deliciously perpendicular"!
Digroy
You've been promoted to Chief Executive Officer of Improbable Phenomena!
djrevmoon
The fulfillment system's brief glimpse of nirvana during your checkout
bongo23
The payment gateway experiencing temporal displacement during authorization
ant
Congratulations on achieving what moss calls "velocity"!
akozlov
Philosophical tugboats are pulling concepts in your direction!
Aika
Between the POST request and the 200 OK response, entire civilizations of microservices rise and fall, each one living only to shepherd your purchase through its digital pilgrimage...
Your payment exists as a standing wave in our financial systems!
Gimmeafix
