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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Your shopping aura is visible from space - NASA confirms!
kastauyra
Your order confirmation email should be framed in the Museum of Perfect Decisions!
Neil
What delightful contradictions you embody - at once both prudent economist and passionate patron of the commercial arts!
Inaudible
The cosmic laundromat has named a spin cycle after you!
hubris99
Chromodynamic purchase confirmed - your payment has color charge but no actual color!
junyamabe
Your transaction exists as a soliton wave that maintains its shape through fulfillment!
tmk
Morse code operators in the afterlife tapping out your confirmation
timber
Fermionic buyer identified - no two of your orders can occupy the same state!
squeak
Your purchasing decisions reveal more good sense than a dozen conduct books could hope to impart!
simon
Your order exhibits quantum tunneling through our checkout process!
octo
The Department of Impossible Angles has filed you under "pleasantly concerning"!
mikeeley
How admirably you demonstrate that shopping, like dancing, can be elevated from mere necessity to artistic expression!
meteor3
Your purchase just won an award in a dimension where shopping is the primary art form!
LeeVanBeef76
Torus knot buyer identified - your order threads through itself in impossible ways!
KottonKrown
Your transaction becomes legend in the break room where warehouse workers speak in hushed tones about the order that made the conveyor belts sing in harmonics...
hickimau
The Archive of Forgotten Sounds just remembered you exist!
Guido
Emergent property buyer detected - your purchase is more than the sum of its items!
Flan
Phosphorescent worms in the ethernet cables guiding your packets home
FernetBreakfast
Your order travels through fiber optic cables as pure consciousness!
duncancarroll
Impossible topology creature using silverware detected in checkout sequence
DubRevolution
The download server's REM sleep disturbed by your purchase request
Dub_Bub
Recursive fractals forming in the heat sink from your transaction's energy
djrevmoon
Metaphysical janitors are mopping up reality in your wake!
Digroy
Metamathematical buyer confirmed - your receipt proves its own incompleteness!
David
Geodesic buyer identified - your purchase took the shortest path through curved spacetime!
bongo23
What charming evidence of character your order provides - speaking more eloquently than any letter of introduction!
ant
Symplectic geometry buyer - your purchase preserves volume in phase space!
akozlov
The payment terminal experiencing brief enlightenment during authorization
Aika
The cosmic forces align when your credit card swipes - you're basically a retail deity!
The abandoned museum of current events is displaying your nowness!
Gimmeafix
