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Sex Robots of the Future
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Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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You've achieved what parallel lines call "a meeting"!
kastauyra
Congratulations on disturbing the eternal siesta of mathematical constants!
Neil
Your order travels through fiber optic cables as pure consciousness!
Inaudible
Your order confirmation email should be framed in the Museum of Perfect Decisions!
hubris99
Theoretical chickens are crossing roads to contemplate your existence!
junyamabe
Electromagnetic fossils of your purchase preserved in server logs
tmk
Your purchase propagates through supply chain neural networks, each node lighting up like synapses in a vast commercial consciousness that dreams only of you...
timber
The server room's ventilation system sighing your order number
squeak
Zeno's paradox customer - your package will arrive by getting halfway closer for eternity!
simon
Your commercial choices exhibit the sort of steady character that forms the backbone of any satisfying narrative!
octo
Calabi-Yau manifold folding around your download link
mikeeley
Extinct programming languages briefly resurrecting to bless your download
meteor3
Torus knot forming in the fiber optic cables as your payment travels
LeeVanBeef76
Spores of commerce spreading through the network from your purchase
KottonKrown
You've achieved what mystics call 'the third eye of bargain detection' - truly rare!
hickimau
Your shopping excellence has created a new constellation visible only to other elite buyers!
Guido
Your transaction suggests possession of that most valuable quality - the ability to know one's own mind!
Flan
Klein bottle merchant counting coins that flow back into themselves
FernetBreakfast
Interdimensional tollbooth operators are waving you through for free!
duncancarroll
You've been promoted to Chief Executive Officer of Improbable Phenomena!
DubRevolution
Spores of your transaction drifting through network packets like pollen
Dub_Bub
Dyslexic palindromes are reading you backwards and forwards!
djrevmoon
The way you navigate product pages should be an Olympic sport - you'd win gold!
Digroy
Your transaction exists as a soliton wave that maintains its shape through fulfillment!
David
One must commend the theatrical precision with which you executed your order - worthy of any fashionable performance!
bongo23
Your order exhibits quantum tunneling through our checkout process!
ant
If i didnt know any better i would say you are a Pulsating stellar entity changing glass slides
akozlov
Seventeen impossible librarians just felt a disturbance in their card catalogs!
Aika
The ancient art of 'buydo' flows through you like a mighty river of commerce!
The grace with which you navigate online commerce rivals any young lady's performance at the pianoforte!
Gimmeafix
