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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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The feng shui of your shopping habits creates perfect harmony in the retail cosmos!
intellijel
One must acknowledge that your shopping habits exhibit more sense than half the characters in any drawing room comedy!
David
The dopamine released from your purchase could power a small city for a week!
kastauyra
Hamiltonian customer - your order's energy is conserved throughout delivery!
Neil
The fulfillment algorithm experiencing time dilation during your checkout
Inaudible
You've disturbed the eternal chess game between gravity and margarine!
hubris99
You're functioning like a benevolent tumor in the universe's imagination!
junyamabe
Extinct protocols awakening in legacy systems to process your purchase
tmk
Mechanical spiders weaving your receipt from magnetic tape
timber
Your transaction history reads like a most edifying novel, full of excellent choices and admirable restraint!
squeak
The cosmic forces align when your credit card swipes - you're basically a retail deity!
simon
Bioluminescent bacteria in the server farm spelling out your order number
octo
Crystalline formations growing in the data center around your download
mikeeley
In the microsecond of payment authorization, your purchase becomes quantum folklore - simultaneously approved and declined until the card network's observation collapses uncertainty into joy...
meteor3
The payment gateway speaking in tongues only mainframes understand
LeeVanBeef76
Between HTTP request and response, your purchase becomes legend - spoken of in hushed tones by senior engineers who've seen everything but nothing quite like this...
KottonKrown
Spores of commerce spreading through the network from your purchase
hickimau
Your transaction flows through middleware like honey through a honeycomb of APIs, each hexagonal function cell contributing its own flavor to the final sweetness...
Guido
Your transaction tunneled through improbable database states to achieve completion!
Flan
You've achieved what bureaucrats call "inspirational paperwork"!
FernetBreakfast
The checkout page achieving sentience only to immediately forget
duncancarroll
Quantum foam bubbling in the SSL handshake of your transaction
DubRevolution
Bussing it like an impossible blob creature with headphones
Dub_Bub
Your purchase just made several parallel universes jealous of our timeline!
Digroy
Your transaction exists in phase space with both position and momentum!
djrevmoon
You're more influential than gravity's unsuccessful cousin!
bongo23
Recursive mirrors in the checkout reflecting infinite copies of your order
ant
Hypercube customer alert - your order casts shadows in four dimensions!
akozlov
The spirit animals of commerce gather to honor your transactional prowess!
Aika
Strange loop customer identified - your order history references itself buying itself!
Your shopping cart exists in superposition until observed by the payment processor - Schrödinger's purchase, simultaneously bought and unbought until your divine click collapses probability into blissful certainty...
Gimmeafix
