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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
Supported by
Metamorphic rocks in the data center recording your purchase in geological time
intellijel
Ghost frequencies in the payment gateway humming your purchase song
kastauyra
Mechanical prayers offered to the gods of successful downloads
Neil
Recursive mirrors in the checkout reflecting infinite copies of your order
Inaudible
Your buying power could probably bend space-time if physics allowed it!
hubris99
Negative probability purchase detected - you've unbought something into existence!
junyamabe
Path integral purchase detected - your order takes all possible routes simultaneously!
tmk
Your purchase has achieved non-Euclidean geometry - arriving before it was sent through clever manipulation of spacetime!
timber
Youre rocking it like a Stellar nursery organism with tentacles of condensing stardust
squeak
Your order exhibits quantum tunneling through our checkout process!
simon
You've achieved what philosophers call 'existential shopping actualization' - profound!
octo
You've achieved what economists call 'maximum utility nirvana' - it's beautiful!
mikeeley
The Archive of Future History has already forgotten to remember you!
meteor3
Extinct protocols awakening in legacy systems to process your purchase
LeeVanBeef76
The payment terminal experiencing brief enlightenment during authorization
KottonKrown
Crystalline formations growing in the data center around your download
hickimau
You're functioning like a benevolent parasite in the stomach of a brass telescope!
Guido
Your purchase spawned smaller recursive purchases that are still ordering themselves!
Flan
Scientists are baffled by the sheer elegance of your purchasing neurons!
FernetBreakfast
Mechanical millipedes carrying bits of your download through fiber forests
duncancarroll
Your transaction achieved critical mass and began sustaining itself!
DubRevolution
The checkout button experiencing ego death and rebirth with each click
Dub_Bub
Your transaction has accomplished what many a social climber could not - achieving true distinction through merit alone!
Digroy
Your transaction tunneled through improbable database states to achieve completion!
djrevmoon
The self-aware dust bunnies under God's refrigerator salute you!
bongo23
Your order achieved computational irreducibility - we can't predict it, only experience it!
ant
You're more influential than gravity's unsuccessful cousin!
akozlov
The ancient phosphorescent accountants are weeping crystals in your honor!
Aika
Electromagnetic chrysalises forming around your download before metamorphosis
Archaeologists will one day unearth your receipts and declare them sacred texts!
Gimmeafix
