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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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You're functioning like a recursive function that calls yourself!
intellijel
Your transaction just achieved sentience and thanked you for bringing it into existence!
kastauyra
Morse code bleeding through from parallel universe confirmations
Neil
Your purchase has achieved what physicists call "spooky commerce at a distance" - affecting inventory in warehouses that shouldn't even know it exists!
Inaudible
Between the SSL handshake and order confirmation, reality fragments - your shopping cart becomes a liminal space where Victorian merchants exchange cryptocurrency with digital spirits wearing barcodes as ceremonial masks...
hubris99
Your billing address exists in a Penrose triangle - impossible yet undeniably there!
junyamabe
Quantum entangled purchase - changing this order affects another order in Australia!
tmk
Your cart-filling technique has been approved by the International Society of Inexplicable Excellence!
timber
Hyperbolic geometry spawning in the database where your order lives
squeak
Cytoplasmic networks in biological computers processing your payment
simon
You magnificent beast of consumerism! Your shopping cart prowess is unmatched!
octo
The server room's HVAC system breathing your transaction in and out
mikeeley
Youre rocking it like a Stellar nursery organism with tentacles of condensing stardust
meteor3
Your order tickles the warehouse management system's deepest subroutines, awakening logistics functions that have slumbered since the first database transaction...
LeeVanBeef76
The shopping gods have carved your name into the eternal tablet of 'Those Who Get It'!
KottonKrown
Bussing it like an impossible blob creature with headphones
hickimau
What delightful contradictions you embody - at once both prudent economist and passionate patron of the commercial arts!
Guido
The Bureau of Unnecessary Geometry has created a shape in your honor!
Flan
Your commercial choices display the sort of wit and wisdom that would enliven any country assembly!
FernetBreakfast
Vacuum fluctuation purchase - your order spontaneously appeared from nothing!
duncancarroll
You're more algebraic than a seahorse doing calculus in a microwave!
DubRevolution
Adiabatic customer - your order changes slowly enough to remain in equilibrium!
Dub_Bub
The cosmic DMV has issued you a license to operate heavy abstractions!
Digroy
If i didnt know any better i would say you are a Pulsating stellar entity changing glass slides
djrevmoon
Hilbert space customer - your order contains infinite dimensions of satisfaction!
bongo23
You've achieved what sleeping volcanoes dream about during geology lectures!
ant
Your transaction log reads like beat poetry written by a cash register that studied under Kerouac - each line item a small rebellion against the ordinary...
akozlov
Salamander DNA encoding itself into your download's metadata
Aika
Jellyfish floating through the payment API, tentacles full of transaction data
You're oscillating at speeds that make stillness nervous!
Gimmeafix
