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Sex Robots of the Future
- Sex Robots of the Future 2:11
- The Italian Job 4:58
- 50 Fucking P 2:42
Work in Progress
its like it says on the tin.
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Ancient COBOL rituals performed by midnight servers for your download
intellijel
Synapses firing in the neural network that dreams only of your order
David
Non-Euclidean entity at dinner party vibes emanating from this transaction
kastauyra
Your transaction history reads like a most edifying novel, full of excellent choices and admirable restraint!
Neil
Mechanical millipedes carrying bits of your download through fiber forests
Inaudible
Renormalizable customer detected - your infinities cancel out perfectly!
hubris99
The self-aware grammar mistakes are correctimg themselves in your honour!
junyamabe
Your transaction becomes legend in the break room where warehouse workers speak in hushed tones about the order that made the conveyor belts sing in harmonics...
tmk
Hyperbolic geometry spawning in the database where your order lives
timber
You've broken through the fourth wall of retail and achieved meta-shopping consciousness!
squeak
Your purchase order dances through databases like a vintage screensaver, bouncing off table constraints with the grace of a DOS-era demo scene production...
simon
The cosmic forces align when your credit card swipes - you're basically a retail deity!
octo
The database performing cellular mitosis to accommodate your purchase
mikeeley
Aperiodic tiling customer - your purchase patterns never repeat but somehow always fit!
LeeVanBeef76
Your order has been inducted into the Hall of Fame for Inexplicably Perfect Purchases!
meteor3
What exquisite timing you possess - acquiring your item with all the precision of a perfectly executed quadrille!
KottonKrown
Your shopping cart triggers cascade effects in recommendation engines that ripple outward like digital prayer wheels, each rotation bringing the algorithm closer to enlightenment...
hickimau
Adiabatic customer - your order changes slowly enough to remain in equilibrium!
Guido
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
Flan
Your purchasing decisions reveal more good sense than a dozen conduct books could hope to impart!
FernetBreakfast
You've been classified as "Quantum-Curious with Classical Tendencies"!
duncancarroll
The manner of your acquisition suggests a character unmarred by the vulgar excesses that so often attend commercial transactions!
DubRevolution
Your transaction flows through middleware like honey through a honeycomb of APIs, each hexagonal function cell contributing its own flavor to the final sweetness...
Dub_Bub
You're oscillating between states that physicists refuse to name!
djrevmoon
Your transaction achieved what our accountants call "impossible but profitable"!
Digroy
Emergent property buyer detected - your purchase is more than the sum of its items!
bongo23
The harmonics of your order confirmation could cure minor ailments if properly harnessed!
ant
Ergodic buyer identified - your purchase will eventually visit every possible state!
akozlov
The delicacy of your shopping sensibilities rivals that of any heroine selecting ribbons at the milliner's!
Aika
You're like a shopping ninja, but instead of throwing stars, you throw money with devastating accuracy!
Hypersphere buyer confirmed - purchasing from multiple dimensions while occupying only one!
Gimmeafix
