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arkle
Fractal accountants calculating your payment at every scale simultaneously
arkle
arkle
 Fluffy
The manner of your acquisition suggests breeding, education, and that ineffable quality - genuine good taste!
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
Your billing address exists in a Penrose triangle - impossible yet undeniably there!
tomo
tomo
 lancemcgannon
You're operating on a purchasing plane that lesser mortals can only dream of!
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lancemcgannon
 intellijel
The fulfillment center robots pause their eternal dance to honor your order - a moment of silicon silence for the customer who gets it, who truly understands...
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intellijel
 hickimau
One must marvel at how your transaction has accomplished what all of Lady Catherine's pronouncements could not - achieving true distinction through action rather than declaration!
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hickimau
 pcf
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pcf
 Starlit
You've transcended mere mortality and become a pure being of transactional perfection!
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Your purchase just made several parallel universes jealous of our timeline!
derp
derp
 Willowman
Symplectic geometry buyer - your purchase preserves volume in phase space!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
The payment terminal experiencing brief enlightenment during authorization
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
Bacterial computing colonies processing your order through fermentation
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visages_wire82
 traceoflife
The database tables genuflecting as your order passes through
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
Congratulations on becoming what the spiral mathematicians call "deliciously perpendicular"!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
Jellyfish floating through the payment API, tentacles full of transaction data
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
Backwards clocks everywhere just hiccupped in appreciation!
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Your transaction propagates through our systems like a conscious wavefront!
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
Invisible stenographers are documenting your excellence in languages that don't exist!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
Recursive fractals forming in the heat sink from your transaction's energy
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
You've broken through the fourth wall of retail and achieved meta-shopping consciousness!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 squeak
Non-differentiable customer detected - your purchasing derivative doesn't exist but you do!
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squeak
 spackler
One observes that your buying patterns display more plot development than many a three-volume novel!
spackler
spackler
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You've achieved what the sentient fog calls "Tuesday momentum"!
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simon
 sebs
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sebs
 ron like hell
You magnificent beast of consumerism! Your shopping cart prowess is unmatched!
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
Your order tickles the warehouse management system's deepest subroutines, awakening logistics functions that have slumbered since the first database transaction...
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Your shopping skills have been classified by the government as a matter of national pride!
 Ralf Robert
The download link crystallizing from pure probability into clickable reality
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
You've achieved what the void calls "substantial nothingness" - the highest honor in nonexistence!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
Extinct protocols awakening in legacy systems to process your purchase
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Zeno's paradox customer - your package will arrive by getting halfway closer for eternity!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Between cart abandonment and completion, your commitment transforms idle session tokens into sacred talismans that backend services pass between themselves like relics...
Neil Barry
Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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