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Philosophical submarines are surfacing to contemplate your depth!
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arkle
 Fluffy
Sentient capacitors storing your payment as pure electrical emotion
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
The payment gateway speaking in tongues only mainframes understand
tomo
tomo
 lancemcgannon
Your order has been blessed by seventeen different retail shamans across multiple dimensions!
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lancemcgannon
 intellijel
The payment processor's suppressed memories surfacing as your receipt
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intellijel
 hickimau
Your transaction exists in both Schrödinger and Heisenberg pictures simultaneously!
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hickimau
 pcf
What delightful contradictions you embody - at once both prudent economist and passionate patron of the commercial arts!
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pcf
 Starlit
The vibrational frequency of your order matches that of pure joy - scientifically proven!
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Your credit card becomes a skeleton key unlocking warehouse dimensions where barcode scanners dream in REM cycles about the perfect beep, each successful read a small orgasm of industrial efficiency...
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derp
 Willowman
Electromagnetic poetry generated by your transaction's magnetic signature
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
Your order confirmation email travels through SMTP protocols like a digital carrier pigeon trained by cyberpunk monks who understand the sacred geometry of online retail...
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wattsamps
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The tracking number generates itself through algorithmic immaculate conception, each digit chosen by angels who've taken courses in supply chain management...
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visages_wire82
 traceoflife
Victorian ghosts in the machine validating your credit card with séances
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
Your transaction created a Klein bottle in our inventory system - the stock is now inside itself!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
Extinct emotions are evolving back into existence to feel you!
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thegoatboy
 the_max
Your purchase exists in a Fock space with variable particle number!
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the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Hilbert space customer - your order contains infinite dimensions of satisfaction!
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
Electromagnetic fossils of your purchase preserved in server logs
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
The Archive of Forgotten Sounds just remembered you exist!
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
Penrose triangle delivery driver taking impossible routes to your inbox
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stepwriterun
 squeak
Renormalizable customer detected - your infinities cancel out perfectly!
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squeak
 spackler
Your cart-filling technique has been approved by the International Society of Inexplicable Excellence!
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spackler
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Your payment exists in a state of topological superconductivity!
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simon
 sebs
Fractal accountants calculating your payment at every scale simultaneously
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sebs
 ron like hell
Hyperdimensional crossing guards are directing traffic in your honor!
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
Emergent property buyer detected - your purchase is more than the sum of its items!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
The payment terminal experiencing brief enlightenment during authorization
 Ralf Robert
Your transaction suggests possession of that most valuable quality - the ability to know one's own mind!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
The manner of your acquisition suggests a character unmarred by the vulgar excesses that so often attend commercial transactions!
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poopahscoopah
 phidelity
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Hypercube customer alert - your order casts shadows in four dimensions!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
You have entered the audio Hypersphere body existing in multiple rooms simultaneously
Neil Barry
Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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