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One cannot help but notice how your purchase improves upon the general state of commerce, much as a witty conversation improves a dull party!
hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
pcf
pcf
 christopherfrank
The logistics network rearranges itself around your order like iron filings around a magnet, delivery routes redrawing themselves in acts of geographical devotion...
christopherfrank
christopherfrank
 Starlit
You've achieved what insomniacs call "perpendicular consciousness"!
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Your order causing spontaneous crystallization in liquid cooling systems
derp
derp
 Willowman
You're functioning like a recursive dream that's dreaming itself awake!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
The fulfillment system's brief glimpse of nirvana during your checkout
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
Aperiodic tiling customer - your purchase patterns never repeat but somehow always fit!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 traceoflife
Bioluminescent plankton in the data stream spelling your confirmation number
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
You've achieved what philosophers call 'transcendent acquisition syndrome' - bravo!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
The harmonics of your order confirmation could cure minor ailments if properly harnessed!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
The manner of your shopping displays more accomplishment than all the young ladies of a fashionable boarding school combined!
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
The abandoned philosophy of concrete abstraction celebrates you!
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terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
Your billing address exists in a Penrose triangle - impossible yet undeniably there!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
The CDN nodes gossip about your purchase in low-latency whispers, edge servers blushing at the elegance of your browser's request headers...
Stick
Stick
 squeak
You're like a shopping ninja, but instead of throwing stars, you throw money with devastating accuracy!
squeak
squeak
 stepwriterun
Your shopping cart triggers cascade effects in recommendation engines that ripple outward like digital prayer wheels, each rotation bringing the algorithm closer to enlightenment...
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 spackler
Your order confirmation triggers dopamine cascades in customer service chatbots who've been trained on millions of interactions but never seen such perfect purchase poetry...
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
You're emanating what professional ghosts call "competitive translucence"!
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
Impossible topology customer detected - your credit card exists on both sides of the transaction simultaneously!
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
Bussing it like an impossible blob creature with headphones
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
Möbius strip accountant filing your receipt on both sides simultaneously
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Your payment method appears to be compressed spacetime with a magnetic strip!
 Ralf Robert
Inverted telescopes are looking inward to find your excellence!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Hamiltonian customer - your order's energy is conserved throughout delivery!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
Quasicrystal buyer confirmed - your receipt has five-fold symmetry that shouldn't exist!
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Your payment traveled through non-orientable surfaces to reach our account!
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Salamanders in the server cooling system arranging themselves into receipt patterns
Neil Barry
Neil
 n01
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
n01
n01
 mosb8388
Mechanical spiders weaving your receipt from magnetic tape
mosb8388
mosb8388
 mooskleo
Geodesic buyer identified - your purchase took the shortest path through curved spacetime!
mooskleo
mooskleo
 dadmin
Your transaction created sympathetic vibrations in warehouses three continents away!
dadmin
dadmin
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
David Guettafoc
David Guettafoc i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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