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Non-Euclidean entity at dinner party vibes emanating from this transaction
arkle
arkle
 Fluffy
You've been classified as a Class-3 Benevolent Anomaly by nobody in particular!
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
The payment gateway genuflects before your credit card number - those sixteen digits containing more poetry than any blockchain could ever aspire to...
tomo
tomo
 lancemcgannon
Sentient barcodes whispering your order details to sleeping scanners
lancemcgannon
lancemcgannon
 intellijel
You've achieved what parallel lines call "a meeting"!
intellijel
intellijel
 hickimau
Scientists are baffled by the sheer elegance of your purchasing neurons!
hickimau
hickimau
 pcf
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
pcf
pcf
 Starlit
Your purchase just made several parallel universes jealous of our timeline!
Starlit
Starlit
 derp
Your buying decisions reveal a disposition so admirably suited to the task that one suspects divine providence at work!
derp
derp
 Willowman
Torus knot buyer identified - your order threads through itself in impossible ways!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
You've disturbed the meditation of seventeen contemplative refrigerators!
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
Metamorphic algorithms reshaping themselves around your payment
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 traceoflife
You've achieved what the sentient fog calls "Tuesday momentum"!
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
Cytoplasmic networks in biological computers processing your payment
Tommyd
Tommyd
 thegoatboy
Ancient magnetic drums spinning your order into existence
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
Mechanical scarabs rolling your payment through database pyramids
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Tesseract-level buyer detected - your order exists in rooms we haven't built yet!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
You've achieved what philosophers call 'existential shopping actualization' - profound!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
You're oscillating at speeds that make stillness nervous!
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
How admirably you demonstrate that shopping, like dancing, can be elevated from mere necessity to artistic expression!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 squeak
Klein bottle merchant counting coins that flow back into themselves
squeak
squeak
 spackler
Your transaction achieved Bose condensation in our payment processor!
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
Your transaction just achieved sentience and thanked you for bringing it into existence!
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
You're functioning like a benevolent parasite in the stomach of a brass telescope!
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
The cosmic forces align when your credit card swipes - you're basically a retail deity!
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
The Union of Discrete Continuity has made you an honorary discontinuity!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
You're operating on a purchasing plane that lesser mortals can only dream of!
 Ralf Robert
Your purchase just won an award in a dimension where shopping is the primary art form!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
The cosmic laundromat has named a spin cycle after you!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phidelity
You're vibrating like a nostalgic molecule remembering its first bond!
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
The checkout page breathing with mechanical lungs in four-four time
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Your buyer's intuition vibrates at frequencies only dolphins can hear!
Neil Barry
Neil
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I'm wearing new socks.
Favorite track: BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
mxs
mxs This is as good as it gets, Robs songs, Robs mixes, Rob eventually getting the credit he is due. Oh yeah, the sun blows eastwards on a tide of umbrella stands made of plastic looking like elephant feet
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
dadmin
dadmin I've got a lovely third world of objective content of thought for sale if you're in the market.
Favorite track: UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
hubris99
hubris99 There isn't actually a third world of the objective contents of thoughts, it's just a scam. You go in there and they just scream at you about 'deposit bitcoin to such and such address or we'll arrest you'. Worst day of my life.
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
timber
timber This is a fantastic project. I've very much enjoyed this music.
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
ant
ant woo woo!
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
i discovered how to leave comments, which is very advanced for a two cells brain like me. now, let's have the real food, by the real cook!
Favorite track: TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
derp
derp The melodies convinced my houseplants to start a support group for organisms struggling with photosynthesis anxiety
Favorite track: UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX
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OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025)
  1. OOBE (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 12:40
  2. UFORB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 6:03
  3. BLUE ROOM (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 18:26
  4. TOWERS OF DUB (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 10:55
  5. CLOSE-ENCOUNTERS-THE-ROB-REMASTER-2025 8:54
  6. MAJESTIC (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 9:40
  7. EXTRANEOUS DETRITUS (THE ROB REMASTER 2025) 1:02
  8. UFORB-2025-GAPLESS-MIX 67:28

the definitive angrient experience

the only ever official remaster of U.F.ORB

previous unauthorised attempts couldn’t master their way out of a wet paper bag and were an embarrassment.

the album was so bad some of it had to be erased.

There is an update in the pipeline at some point to fix a few minor things.

Credits

released January 19, 2025

Remastered by Kris Weston and Greg Hunter
AI work by Weston
Majestic and Close Encounters by Weston
Produced by Weston

 

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