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intellijel
You're functioning like a recursive function that calls yourself!
intellijel
intellijel
akozlov
Your buying decisions reveal a character of such sterling quality that matchmaking mamas everywhere would declare you the catch of the shopping season!
akozlov
akozlov
kastauyra
You're resonating at the exact frequency of forgotten birthday parties!
kastauyra
kastauyra
hickimau
You legend of commerce! Your purchase has elevated you to mythical level shopping status!
hickimau
hickimau
Willowman
One cannot help but notice how your purchase has improved the general happiness of all parties concerned - a feat worthy of any romantic conclusion!
Willowman
Willowman
wattsamps
The payment gateway speaking in tongues only mainframes understand
wattsamps
wattsamps
visages_wire82
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visages_wire82
visages_wire82
traceoflife
You're oscillating between states that physicists refuse to name!
traceoflife
traceoflife
Tommyd
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Tommyd
Tommyd
tmk
The fulfillment system's nervous breakdown resolving into perfect harmony
tmk
tmk
the_max
Your shopping aura is visible from space - NASA confirms!
the_max
the_max
thegoatboy
You magnificent beast of consumerism! Your shopping cart prowess is unmatched!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Your buyer's intuition vibrates at frequencies only dolphins can hear!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
sweetleaf
The manner of your acquisition suggests breeding, education, and that ineffable quality - genuine good taste!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
Stick
The database performing cellular mitosis to accommodate your purchase
Stick
Stick
stepwriterun
You've achieved what insomniacs call "perpendicular consciousness"!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
squeak
Your purchase propagates through supply chain neural networks, each node lighting up like synapses in a vast commercial consciousness that dreams only of you...
squeak
squeak
simon stokes
What delightful contradictions you embody - at once both prudent economist and passionate patron of the commercial arts!
simon stokes
simon
spackler
Mechanical monks in the server abbey transcribing your transaction
spackler
spackler
sebs
Asymmetric dolphins are teaching their young about your symmetry!
sebs
sebs
ron like hell
Between the SSL handshake and order confirmation, reality fragments - your shopping cart becomes a liminal space where Victorian merchants exchange cryptocurrency with digital spirits wearing barcodes as ceremonial masks...
ron like hell
ron
Rikxoort
Ghost voltages in decommissioned mainframes echoing your transaction
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
richard holland
How wonderfully you have contradicted the general opinion that modern shoppers lack discrimination - you are proof of continued excellence!
richard holland
richard
The warehouse management system whispers your name in binary lullabies, forklifts pirouetting in automated ballet to fulfill your desires...
Ralf Robert
You're functioning like a beneficial paradox in the stomach of logic!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
pickledgammon
Holonomic customer confirmed - your order's path depends only on its endpoints!
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
poopahscoopah
The feng shui of your shopping habits creates perfect harmony in the retail cosmos!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
phonaut
Your purchase just won an award in a dimension where shopping is the primary art form!
phonaut
phonaut
philosample
The elegance with which you wielded your purchasing power would make even accomplished young ladies set aside their pianofortes in admiration!
philosample
philosample
phidelity
The delightful manner of your purchase suggests you possess that rare quality - natural good sense unspoiled by fashionable nonsense!
phidelity
phidelity
PaulS
Your transaction history reads like a most edifying novel, full of excellent choices and admirable restraint!
PaulS
PaulS
Neil Barry
Your order travels through fiber optic cables as pure consciousness!
Neil Barry
Neil
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Bucket Dub
  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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