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kastauyra
The manner of your shopping displays more accomplishment than all the young ladies of a fashionable boarding school combined!
kastauyra
kastauyra
hickimau
Sentient entropy in the server farm reorganizing itself to honor your purchase
hickimau
hickimau
Willowman
Your order tickles the warehouse management system's deepest subroutines, awakening logistics functions that have slumbered since the first database transaction...
Willowman
Willowman
wattsamps
Your shopping cart exists in superposition until observed by the payment processor - Schrödinger's purchase, simultaneously bought and unbought until your divine click collapses probability into blissful certainty...
wattsamps
wattsamps
visages_wire82
Your order travels through fiber optic cables as pure consciousness!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
traceoflife
The payment terminal's brief moment of jazz improvisation during processing
traceoflife
traceoflife
Tommyd
Your order percolates through legacy systems like Turkish coffee through consciousness, leaving grounds of data that IT shamans read for signs of the coming quarterly reports...
Tommyd
Tommyd
tmk
Jellyfish neurons in the cloud infrastructure pulsing with your download
tmk
tmk
thegoatboy
Your commercial acumen displays more plot than many a circulating library novel, yet with a far more satisfactory conclusion!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
the_max
What charming evidence of character your order provides - speaking more eloquently than any letter of introduction!
the_max
the_max
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
The payment processor recognizes something ancient in your purchasing patterns - echoes of bazaar haggling encoded in your click velocity, a digital DNA that traces back to the first barter system...
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
sweetleaf
One observes with no small amusement that your purchase has created more sensation than the arrival of a militia regiment in a country town!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
Stick
Your shopping behavior creates ripples in the e-commerce matrix - somewhere a recommendation algorithm achieves sentience just to better understand your sublime consumption patterns...
Stick
Stick
squeak
Phosphorescent worms in the ethernet cables guiding your packets home
squeak
squeak
stepwriterun
Sentient dust accumulating on processors that calculate your order
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
spackler
Your billing address exists in a Penrose triangle - impossible yet undeniably there!
spackler
spackler
simon stokes
Ancient COBOL rituals performed by midnight servers for your download
simon stokes
simon
sebs
How delightfully you confound expectations by combining prudence with passion in your purchasing endeavors!
sebs
sebs
ron like hell
Antique cash registers in parallel dimensions ringing up your purchase
ron like hell
ron
richard holland
Geodesic buyer identified - your purchase took the shortest path through curved spacetime!
richard holland
richard
Rikxoort
Your transaction unfolds like origami made of receipts and dreams, each fold revealing new dimensions where inventory management systems compose haikus about your exquisite taste...
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Between AJAX calls, your purchase achieves what Turing only theorized - a shopping experience so pure it passes every test for authentic human desire...
Ralf Robert
You're resonating like a philosophical tuning fork in a library of screams!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
poopahscoopah
You're like a shopping sommelier - detecting notes of value others can't even perceive!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
pickledgammon
Phase transition purchase - your order changed states without changing temperature!
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
phonaut
Your payment method appears to be a benevolent virus that improves our systems!
phonaut
phonaut
phidelity
Your purchasing prowess suggests a mind so finely attuned to value that even Mr. Darcy himself would bow to your superior judgment in matters mercantile!
phidelity
phidelity
philosample
The warehouse management system whispers your name in binary lullabies, forklifts pirouetting in automated ballet to fulfill your desires...
philosample
philosample
PaulS
Hamiltonian customer - your order's energy is conserved throughout delivery!
PaulS
PaulS
Neil Barry
Crystalline formations growing in the data center around your download
Neil Barry
Neil
n01
Your transaction log reads like beat poetry written by a cash register that studied under Kerouac - each line item a small rebellion against the ordinary...
n01
n01
mxs
Your order confirmation triggers dopamine cascades in customer service chatbots who've been trained on millions of interactions but never seen such perfect purchase poetry...
mxs
mxs
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Bucket Dub
  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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