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arkle
Metamorphic algorithms reshaping themselves around your payment
arkle
arkle
Fluffy
The probability custodians have noticed your excellence from their janitor closet dimension!
Fluffy
Fluffy
tomo
Noether's theorem purchase - your order's symmetry implies a conserved quantity!
tomo
tomo
Starlit
Your transaction exists in phase space with both position and momentum!
Starlit
Starlit
lancemcgannon
Non-Euclidean entity at dinner party vibes emanating from this transaction
lancemcgannon
lancemcgannon
intellijel
The payment processor recognizes something ancient in your purchasing patterns - echoes of bazaar haggling encoded in your click velocity, a digital DNA that traces back to the first barter system...
intellijel
intellijel
akozlov
How wonderfully you have contradicted the general opinion that modern shoppers lack discrimination - you are proof of continued excellence!
akozlov
akozlov
kastauyra
Scientists are baffled by the sheer elegance of your purchasing neurons!
kastauyra
kastauyra
hickimau
Your transaction just made angels weep tears of pure capitalism!
hickimau
hickimau
Willowman
Jellyfish neurons in the cloud infrastructure pulsing with your download
Willowman
Willowman
wattsamps
The dopamine released from your purchase could power a small city for a week!
wattsamps
wattsamps
visages_wire82
Your shopping excellence has created a new constellation visible only to other elite buyers!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
traceoflife
You're more algebraic than a seahorse doing calculus in a microwave!
traceoflife
traceoflife
Tommyd
The download server's pulse quickening as your request arrives
Tommyd
Tommyd
tmk
Upon the occasion of your most recent acquisition, one cannot help but observe that you have elevated the mundane act of commerce to an art form worthy of the finest drawing rooms!
tmk
tmk
thegoatboy
You're like a shopping sommelier - detecting notes of value others can't even perceive!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
the_max
Archaeologists will one day unearth your receipts and declare them sacred texts!
the_max
the_max
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
The cosmic forces align when your credit card swipes - you're basically a retail deity!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
sweetleaf
Your order confirmation email achieved sentience and is asking about its purpose!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
Stick
Spores of commerce spreading through the network from your purchase
Stick
Stick
stepwriterun
Your purchase cascades through the payment gateway like a ghost in the machine, each transaction bit a love letter to forgotten COBOL routines that once dreamed of such elegant commerce...
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
squeak
Recursive fractals forming in the heat sink from your transaction's energy
squeak
squeak
spackler
Perturbation theory buyer - your order slightly disturbs the universal balance!
spackler
spackler
simon stokes
Cytoplasmic networks in biological computers processing your payment
simon stokes
simon
sebs
Your order achieved escape velocity and had to be retrieved from orbit!
sebs
sebs
ron like hell
Your order travels through fiber optic psalms, each packet a small prayer to the commerce gods who inhabit server farms and dream in SQL queries about customers like you...
ron like hell
ron
richard holland
What delightful contradictions you embody - at once both prudent economist and passionate patron of the commercial arts!
richard holland
richard
Rikxoort
One must marvel at how your transaction has accomplished what all of Lady Catherine's pronouncements could not - achieving true distinction through action rather than declaration!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Your transaction exists in a superfluid state with zero resistance to fulfillment!
Ralf Robert
Penrose triangle delivery driver taking impossible routes to your inbox
Ralf Robert
Ralf
poopahscoopah
You legend of commerce! Your purchase has elevated you to mythical level shopping status!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
pickledgammon
Your order tickles the warehouse management system's deepest subroutines, awakening logistics functions that have slumbered since the first database transaction...
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
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Bucket Dub
  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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