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intellijel
Sentient static electricity building up around your transaction
intellijel
intellijel
akozlov
You've been classified as "Mostly Harmless but Interestingly So"!
akozlov
akozlov
kastauyra
Hyperdimensional crossing guards are directing traffic in your honor!
kastauyra
kastauyra
hickimau
Hyperbolic geometry spawning in the database where your order lives
hickimau
hickimau
Willowman
Gauge boson buyer confirmed - your purchase mediates fundamental retail forces!
Willowman
Willowman
wattsamps
Your purchase travels through TCP/IP layers like a salmon swimming upstream through protocols, spawning packet descendants that will return to tell tales of successful delivery...
wattsamps
wattsamps
visages_wire82
The payment terminal experiencing brief enlightenment during authorization
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
traceoflife
You've achieved what sleeping volcanoes dream about during geology lectures!
traceoflife
traceoflife
Tommyd
Your order achieved thermodynamic equilibrium with our warehouse systems!
Tommyd
Tommyd
tmk
Your purchase history forms a strange attractor that mathematicians are still studying!
tmk
tmk
the_max
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
the_max
the_max
thegoatboy
You're resonating at the exact frequency of forgotten birthday parties!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
You're more perpendicular than a spiral staircase arguing with itself!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
sweetleaf
Your billing address exists in a Penrose triangle - impossible yet undeniably there!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
Stick
Mechanical spiders weaving your receipt from magnetic tape
Stick
Stick
stepwriterun
The cosmic lost and found has something that might be yours!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
squeak
You're functioning like a recursive dream that's dreaming itself awake!
squeak
squeak
simon stokes
Your transaction achieved Bose condensation in our payment processor!
simon stokes
simon
spackler
How wonderfully your purchase illustrates that true accomplishment needs no embellishment or artificial display!
spackler
spackler
sebs
Quantum foam bubbling in the SSL handshake of your transaction
sebs
sebs
ron like hell
The spirit animals of commerce gather to honor your transactional prowess!
ron like hell
ron
Rikxoort
The fulfillment algorithm caresses your order with mathematical tenderness, whispering sweet nothings in MySQL while PostgreSQL watches jealously from across the server rack...
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
richard holland
Your purchase decision-making process should be taught in MBA programs worldwide!
richard holland
richard
Geodesic buyer identified - your purchase took the shortest path through curved spacetime!
Ralf Robert
Aperiodic tiling customer - your purchase patterns never repeat but somehow always fit!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
pickledgammon
Bioluminescent bacteria in the server farm spelling out your order number
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
poopahscoopah
Youre rocking it like a Stellar nursery organism with tentacles of condensing stardust
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
phonaut
Impossible blob creature with headphones manifesting in your bandwidth
phonaut
phonaut
philosample
The payment gateway genuflects before your credit card number - those sixteen digits containing more poetry than any blockchain could ever aspire to...
philosample
philosample
phidelity
The payment gateway tasting colors that correspond to your transaction
phidelity
phidelity
PaulS
Bacterial cultures in the data center evolving to process your payment
PaulS
PaulS
Neil Barry
Your transaction created sympathetic vibrations in warehouses three continents away!
Neil Barry
Neil
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Bucket Dub
  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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