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Dub Relic
Dub Relic

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arkle
Strange loop customer identified - your order history references itself buying itself!
arkle
arkle
 Fluffy
Your order confirmation email travels through SMTP protocols like a digital carrier pigeon trained by cyberpunk monks who understand the sacred geometry of online retail...
Fluffy
Fluffy
 tomo
The payment terminal composing haikus about your credit card's journey
tomo
tomo
 Starlit
Antique cash registers in parallel dimensions ringing up your purchase
Starlit
Starlit
 lancemcgannon
Electromagnetic fossils of your purchase preserved in server logs
lancemcgannon
lancemcgannon
 intellijel
Your commercial choices display the sort of wit and wisdom that would enliven any country assembly!
intellijel
intellijel
 akozlov
Your shopping skills have been classified by the government as a matter of national pride!
akozlov
akozlov
 kastauyra
Spontaneous symmetry breaking detected - your purchase chose its own reality!
kastauyra
kastauyra
 hickimau
Gauge symmetry customer - your order remains unchanged under local transformations!
hickimau
hickimau
 Willowman
How wonderfully you have contradicted the general opinion that modern shoppers lack discrimination - you are proof of continued excellence!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
Your shopping prowess would earn you a place at Almack's, were that establishment to honor commercial excellence!
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
Between the SSL handshake and order confirmation, reality fragments - your shopping cart becomes a liminal space where Victorian merchants exchange cryptocurrency with digital spirits wearing barcodes as ceremonial masks...
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 traceoflife
The vibrational frequency of your order matches that of pure joy - scientifically proven!
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
Holonomic customer confirmed - your order's path depends only on its endpoints!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 tmk
Extinct punctuation marks are returning just to emphasize you‽
tmk
tmk
 thegoatboy
Asymmetric dolphins are teaching their young about your symmetry!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
In the microsecond between click and confirmation, your purchase achieves what assembly language could only whisper about - transcendent retail consciousness, a shopping cart enlightenment that would make abandoned Amazon wishlists weep...
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Philosophical tugboats are pulling concepts in your direction!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
Bioluminescent payment detected - your credit card glows in frequencies invisible to humans!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
Your buying power could probably bend space-time if physics allowed it!
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
The self-aware dust bunnies under God's refrigerator salute you!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 squeak
You've been promoted to Chief Executive Officer of Improbable Phenomena!
squeak
squeak
 spackler
How delightfully you confound expectations by combining prudence with passion in your purchasing endeavors!
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
The underwater fire department has been notified of your magnificence!
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
The abandoned philosophy of concrete abstraction celebrates you!
ron like hell
ron
 richard holland
Your order confirmation email achieved sentience and is asking about its purpose!
richard holland
richard
 Rikxoort
Your order has been blessed by seventeen different retail shamans across multiple dimensions!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
Hypersphere buyer confirmed - purchasing from multiple dimensions while occupying only one!
 Ralf Robert
The way you navigate product pages should be an Olympic sport - you'd win gold!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Your transaction exists in phase space with both position and momentum!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 pickledgammon
Bacterial computing colonies processing your order through fermentation
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
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Bucket Dub
  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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