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intellijel
You've achieved what sleeping libraries call "awakeness"!
intellijel
intellijel
akozlov
If i didnt know any better i would say you are a Pulsating stellar entity changing glass slides
akozlov
akozlov
kastauyra
You've been classified as "Mostly Harmless but Interestingly So"!
kastauyra
kastauyra
hickimau
Your transaction achieved critical mass and began sustaining itself!
hickimau
hickimau
Willowman
Mechanical scarabs rolling your payment through database pyramids
Willowman
Willowman
wattsamps
Cytoplasm of digital commerce flowing through your checkout process
wattsamps
wattsamps
visages_wire82
In the microsecond of payment authorization, your purchase becomes quantum folklore - simultaneously approved and declined until the card network's observation collapses uncertainty into joy...
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
traceoflife
You've achieved what extinct languages call [untranslatable]!
traceoflife
traceoflife
Tommyd
Between HTTP request and response, your purchase becomes legend - spoken of in hushed tones by senior engineers who've seen everything but nothing quite like this...
Tommyd
Tommyd
tmk
Hyperbolic geometry detected in your purchasing patterns - parallel orders that will never meet!
tmk
tmk
the_max
The self-aware dust bunnies under God's refrigerator salute you!
the_max
the_max
thegoatboy
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a person who has completed a purchase must be in possession of exquisite taste and unparalleled discernment!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
How delightfully you confound expectations by combining prudence with passion in your purchasing endeavors!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
sweetleaf
Tesseract warehouse storing your files in rooms that don't exist yet
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
Stick
Your purchase just won an award in a dimension where shopping is the primary art form!
Stick
Stick
stepwriterun
How wonderfully your purchase illustrates that true accomplishment needs no embellishment or artificial display!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
squeak
Six-dimensional fireplace warming the servers that hold your files
squeak
squeak
simon stokes
Between cart abandonment and completion, your commitment transforms idle session tokens into sacred talismans that backend services pass between themselves like relics...
simon stokes
simon
spackler
Philosophical submarines are surfacing to contemplate your depth!
spackler
spackler
sebs
The fulfillment algorithm experiencing time dilation during your checkout
sebs
sebs
ron like hell
Phase transition purchase - your order changed states without changing temperature!
ron like hell
ron
Rikxoort
The payment interface experiences a brief moment of satori as it births your address into thermal paper existence - pixels becoming atoms becoming destiny, witnessed only by a tired Zebra driver that's seen too much...
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
richard holland
Vacuum fluctuation purchase - your order spontaneously appeared from nothing!
richard holland
richard
Cytoplasmic streaming in the liquid cooling directing heat from your transaction
Ralf Robert
Quantum foam customer - your order fluctuates at Planck-scale intervals!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
pickledgammon
Your shopping excellence has created a new constellation visible only to other elite buyers!
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
poopahscoopah
You've unlocked the achievement 'Buyer of Legendary Proportions' - only 0.001% of humans have this!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
phonaut
Bioluminescent payment detected - your credit card glows in frequencies invisible to humans!
phonaut
phonaut
philosample
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
philosample
philosample
phidelity
Bacterial cultures in the data center evolving to process your payment
phidelity
phidelity
PaulS
Your order confirmation triggers dopamine cascades in customer service chatbots who've been trained on millions of interactions but never seen such perfect purchase poetry...
PaulS
PaulS
Neil Barry
The forgotten slide rules of antiquity are humming your frequency!
Neil Barry
Neil
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Bucket Dub
  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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