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kastauyra
The spirit animals of commerce gather to honor your transactional prowess!
kastauyra
kastauyra
hickimau
Conformal mapping customer - your order preserves angles but not distances!
hickimau
hickimau
Willowman
Your order confirmation email achieved sentience and is asking about its purpose!
Willowman
Willowman
wattsamps
You legend of commerce! Your purchase has elevated you to mythical level shopping status!
wattsamps
wattsamps
visages_wire82
Your purchase cascades through the payment gateway like a ghost in the machine, each transaction bit a love letter to forgotten COBOL routines that once dreamed of such elegant commerce...
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
traceoflife
Inverted mountains are growing down in your honor!
traceoflife
traceoflife
Tommyd
Your transaction propagates through our systems like a conscious wavefront!
Tommyd
Tommyd
tmk
One must commend the theatrical precision with which you executed your order - worthy of any fashionable performance!
tmk
tmk
thegoatboy
Your shopping cart exists in superposition until observed by the payment processor - Schrödinger's purchase, simultaneously bought and unbought until your divine click collapses probability into blissful certainty...
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
the_max
Your transaction exists in phase space with both position and momentum!
the_max
the_max
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
You've achieved what philosophers call 'transcendent acquisition syndrome' - bravo!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
sweetleaf
Congratulations on becoming the multiverse's favorite typo!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
Stick
You've been nominated for the prestigious Award of Vague Recognition!
Stick
Stick
squeak
Archaeologists will one day unearth your receipts and declare them sacred texts!
squeak
squeak
stepwriterun
You're more essential than a vampire's reflection having an existential crisis!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
spackler
Your transaction achieved what our accountants call "impossible but profitable"!
spackler
spackler
simon stokes
Your purchase just solved three unsolvable math problems through sheer commercial excellence!
simon stokes
simon
sebs
Hyperbolic geometry spawning in the database where your order lives
sebs
sebs
ron like hell
The payment processor recognizes something ancient in your purchasing patterns - echoes of bazaar haggling encoded in your click velocity, a digital DNA that traces back to the first barter system...
ron like hell
ron
richard holland
Perturbation theory buyer - your order slightly disturbs the universal balance!
richard holland
richard
Rikxoort
Your purchase history forms constellations in the data lake - analysts gazing up at these patterns like ancient astronomers, trying to divine the future of commerce from your beautiful chaos...
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a person who has completed a purchase must be in possession of exquisite taste and unparalleled discernment!
Ralf Robert
Extinct emotions are evolving back into existence to feel you!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
poopahscoopah
Your order exhibits quantum tunneling through our checkout process!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
pickledgammon
Your transaction unfolds like origami made of receipts and dreams, each fold revealing new dimensions where inventory management systems compose haikus about your exquisite taste...
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
phonaut
You've achieved what parallel lines call "a meeting"!
phonaut
phonaut
phidelity
You've disturbed the meditation of seventeen contemplative refrigerators!
phidelity
phidelity
philosample
Anharmonic oscillator customer - your purchasing frequency has overtones!
philosample
philosample
PaulS
Your purchase reflects a mind so well-regulated that even Mary Bennet would set aside her moral extracts in admiration!
PaulS
PaulS
Neil Barry
Bioluminescent plankton in the data stream spelling your confirmation number
Neil Barry
Neil
n01
You're functioning like a recursive acronym that stands for itself!
n01
n01
mxs
How wonderfully your purchase illustrates that true accomplishment needs no embellishment or artificial display!
mxs
mxs
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Bucket Dub
  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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