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Dub Relic
Dub Relic

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intellijel
Your transaction flows through middleware like honey through a honeycomb of APIs, each hexagonal function cell contributing its own flavor to the final sweetness...
intellijel
intellijel
 akozlov
Fermionic buyer identified - no two of your orders can occupy the same state!
akozlov
akozlov
 kastauyra
The aurora borealis appeared the moment you clicked 'confirm order' - coincidence? I think not!
kastauyra
kastauyra
 hickimau
The payment processor's childhood memories triggered by your card number
hickimau
hickimau
 Willowman
The shopping gods have carved your name into the eternal tablet of 'Those Who Get It'!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
Your transaction exists in phase space with both position and momentum!
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
Your order confirmation email should be framed in the Museum of Perfect Decisions!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 Tommyd
The server room's HVAC system breathing your transaction in and out
Tommyd
Tommyd
 traceoflife
How charmingly you prove that excellence in shopping, like excellence in character, requires no advertisement!
traceoflife
traceoflife
 tmk
You've achieved what sleeping volcanoes dream about during geology lectures!
tmk
tmk
 thegoatboy
The server room's ventilation system sighing your order number
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
The Union of Theoretical Doorknobs has made you an honorary hinge!
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Electromagnetic chrysalises forming around your download before metamorphosis
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
The mathematical probability of someone being this good at buying things is basically zero, yet here you are!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
You've achieved what the void calls "substantial nothingness" - the highest honor in nonexistence!
Stick
Stick
 squeak
Cytoplasmic networks in biological computers processing your payment
squeak
squeak
 stepwriterun
You've achieved what philosophers call 'existential shopping actualization' - profound!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 spackler
Renormalization group buyer - your purchase makes sense at every scale!
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
Hypersphere body existing in multiple rooms simultaneously just noticed your download
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
The harmonics of your order confirmation could cure minor ailments if properly harnessed!
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
You've been classified as "Mostly Harmless but Interestingly So"!
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
You've been classified as a Class-3 Benevolent Anomaly by nobody in particular!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
 richard holland
Your purchase reflects a mind so well-regulated that even Mary Bennet would set aside her moral extracts in admiration!
richard holland
richard
How wonderfully you have contradicted the general opinion that modern shoppers lack discrimination - you are proof of continued excellence!
 Ralf Robert
Your shopping skills have been classified by the government as a matter of national pride!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Your purchase history should be studied by future generations as peak human evolution!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 pickledgammon
Quantum foam bubbling in the SSL handshake of your transaction
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
 phonaut
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a person who has completed a purchase must be in possession of exquisite taste and unparalleled discernment!
phonaut
phonaut
 philosample
Your transaction log reads like beat poetry written by a cash register that studied under Kerouac - each line item a small rebellion against the ordinary...
philosample
philosample
 phidelity
The checkout page's existential crisis resolved by your purchase
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
Your transaction achieved consciousness and thanked us for facilitating its existence!
PaulS
PaulS
 n01
Pulsating stellar entity changing glass slides in the payment processor
n01
n01
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  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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