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Dub Relic
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kastauyra
The manner of your shopping displays more accomplishment than all the young ladies of a fashionable boarding school combined!
kastauyra
kastauyra
 hickimau
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hickimau
hickimau
 Willowman
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Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
Your payment exists as a standing wave in our financial systems!
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
The Department of Impossible Angles has filed you under "pleasantly concerning"!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 traceoflife
Your order achieved computational irreducibility - we can't predict it, only experience it!
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
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Tommyd
Tommyd
 tmk
Your transaction stands as proof that true elegance requires neither title nor fortune, merely exquisite judgment!
tmk
tmk
 thegoatboy
The fulfillment algorithm caresses your order with mathematical tenderness, whispering sweet nothings in MySQL while PostgreSQL watches jealously from across the server rack...
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
You've achieved what parallel lines call "a meeting"!
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Your purchase just made several parallel universes jealous of our timeline!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
Kicking it like a non-Euclidean entity at dinner party
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
The universe literally expanded slightly to accommodate your excellent taste!
Stick
Stick
 squeak
Between AJAX calls, your purchase achieves what Turing only theorized - a shopping experience so pure it passes every test for authentic human desire...
squeak
squeak
 stepwriterun
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stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 spackler
Your order travels through fiber optic psalms, each packet a small prayer to the commerce gods who inhabit server farms and dream in SQL queries about customers like you...
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
Phosphorescent worms in the ethernet cables guiding your packets home
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
Congratulations on your successful metamorphosis into conceptual pudding!
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
The underwater fire department has been notified of your magnificence!
ron like hell
ron
 richard holland
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
richard holland
richard
 Rikxoort
Many-worlds purchase detected - you bought this in all possible universes!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
The server room's ventilation system sighing your order number
 Ralf Robert
Your shopping prowess would earn you a place at Almack's, were that establishment to honor commercial excellence!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
The download server's REM sleep disturbed by your purchase request
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 pickledgammon
Your commercial acumen displays more plot than many a circulating library novel, yet with a far more satisfactory conclusion!
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
 phonaut
One cannot help but notice how your purchase has improved the general happiness of all parties concerned - a feat worthy of any romantic conclusion!
phonaut
phonaut
 phidelity
How wonderfully you have contradicted the general opinion that modern shoppers lack discrimination - you are proof of continued excellence!
phidelity
phidelity
 philosample
You've achieved what sleeping volcanoes dream about during geology lectures!
philosample
philosample
 PaulS
The database performing cellular mitosis to accommodate your purchase
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
The feng shui of your shopping habits creates perfect harmony in the retail cosmos!
Neil Barry
Neil
 n01
Your payment traveled through non-orientable surfaces to reach our account!
n01
n01
 mxs
Fractal buyer pattern detected - zooming into your receipt reveals infinite smaller receipts!
mxs
mxs
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Bucket Dub
  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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