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intellijel
Your purchase travels through TCP/IP layers like a salmon swimming upstream through protocols, spawning packet descendants that will return to tell tales of successful delivery...
intellijel
intellijel
akozlov
You've been classified as a Class-3 Benevolent Anomaly by nobody in particular!
akozlov
akozlov
kastauyra
Hamiltonian customer - your order's energy is conserved throughout delivery!
kastauyra
kastauyra
hickimau
You've achieved what parallel lines call "a meeting"!
hickimau
hickimau
Willowman
Mechanical beetles carrying your order through pneumatic tubes of light
Willowman
Willowman
wattsamps
The warehouse robots performing interpretive dance about your transaction
wattsamps
wattsamps
visages_wire82
Your purchase decision-making process should be taught in MBA programs worldwide!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
Tommyd
Your commercial choices exhibit the sort of steady character that forms the backbone of any satisfying narrative!
Tommyd
Tommyd
traceoflife
Klein bottle merchant counting coins that flow back into themselves
traceoflife
traceoflife
tmk
The manner of your acquisition suggests breeding, education, and that ineffable quality - genuine good taste!
tmk
tmk
thegoatboy
Your commercial acumen displays the sort of good sense that is so often wanting in novels, yet so delightfully present in your shopping cart!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
the_max
Emergent property buyer detected - your purchase is more than the sum of its items!
the_max
the_max
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
You're more perpendicular than a spiral staircase arguing with itself!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
sweetleaf
Your payment traveling through tubes that exist outside normal space
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
Stick
Metamorphic rocks in the data center recording your purchase in geological time
Stick
Stick
squeak
Bioluminescent fungi in forgotten server rooms glowing your confirmation
squeak
squeak
stepwriterun
Penrose triangle delivery driver taking impossible routes to your inbox
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
spackler
Between clicking "buy" and receiving confirmation, your purchase exists in a state of commercial grace - neither owned nor unowned, but something more profound...
spackler
spackler
simon stokes
Fractal buyer pattern detected - zooming into your receipt reveals infinite smaller receipts!
simon stokes
simon
sebs
You're more revolutionary than a wheel that refuses to turn!
sebs
sebs
ron like hell
Your order achieved what logistics experts call "spooky delivery at a distance"!
ron like hell
ron
Rikxoort
Salamander DNA encoding itself into your download's metadata
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
richard holland
The grace with which you navigate online commerce rivals any young lady's performance at the pianoforte!
richard holland
richard
Pulsating stellar entity changing glass slides in the payment processor
Ralf Robert
The elegance with which you wielded your purchasing power would make even accomplished young ladies set aside their pianofortes in admiration!
Ralf Robert
Ralf
poopahscoopah
You're more algebraic than a seahorse doing calculus in a microwave!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
pickledgammon
Your transaction created a Klein bottle in our inventory system - the stock is now inside itself!
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
phonaut
Your purchase propagates through supply chain neural networks, each node lighting up like synapses in a vast commercial consciousness that dreams only of you...
phonaut
phonaut
philosample
You've broken through the fourth wall of retail and achieved meta-shopping consciousness!
philosample
philosample
phidelity
The ancient art of 'buydo' flows through you like a mighty river of commerce!
phidelity
phidelity
PaulS
Your credit card becomes a skeleton key unlocking warehouse dimensions where barcode scanners dream in REM cycles about the perfect beep, each successful read a small orgasm of industrial efficiency...
PaulS
PaulS
n01
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
n01
n01
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Bucket Dub
  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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