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Dub Relic
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intellijel
The fulfillment algorithm experiencing time dilation during your checkout
intellijel
intellijel
 akozlov
One observes with no small amusement that your purchase has created more sensation than the arrival of a militia regiment in a country town!
akozlov
akozlov
 kastauyra
You're more essential than a vampire's reflection having an existential crisis!
kastauyra
kastauyra
 hickimau
Your purchasing prowess suggests a mind so finely attuned to value that even Mr. Darcy himself would bow to your superior judgment in matters mercantile!
hickimau
hickimau
 Willowman
Vacuum fluctuation purchase - your order spontaneously appeared from nothing!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
Bose-Einstein condensate buyer - all your purchases occupy the same quantum state!
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
Your transaction exists in phase space with both position and momentum!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 Tommyd
Quantum foam bubbling in the SSL handshake of your transaction
Tommyd
Tommyd
 traceoflife
The fulfillment system's nervous breakdown resolving into perfect harmony
traceoflife
traceoflife
 tmk
What delightful contradictions you embody - at once both prudent economist and passionate patron of the commercial arts!
tmk
tmk
 thegoatboy
Your shopping sensibilities display the sort of refinement that cannot be taught at any seminary for young ladies!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 the_max
Metamorphic rocks in the data center recording your purchase in geological time
the_max
the_max
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Your commercial acumen displays the sort of good sense that is so often wanting in novels, yet so delightfully present in your shopping cart!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
You've achieved what parallel lines call "a meeting"!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
Your order tickles the warehouse management system's deepest subroutines, awakening logistics functions that have slumbered since the first database transaction...
Stick
Stick
 squeak
You've achieved what mystics call 'the third eye of bargain detection' - truly rare!
squeak
squeak
 stepwriterun
You've been classified as "Mostly Harmless but Interestingly So"!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 spackler
Congratulations on achieving what nothing calls "something"!
spackler
spackler
 simon stokes
One cannot help but reflect that your shopping excellence deserves its own chapter in the annals of retail history!
simon stokes
simon
 sebs
Scientists are baffled by the sheer elegance of your purchasing neurons!
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
Cytoplasmic networks in biological computers processing your payment
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
Metamorphic code reshaping itself around your order like flowing stone
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
 richard holland
Your order achieved thermodynamic equilibrium with our warehouse systems!
richard holland
richard
Sentient capacitors storing your payment as pure electrical emotion
 Ralf Robert
The payment terminal experiencing brief enlightenment during authorization
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 poopahscoopah
Your purchase folded through seventeen dimensions before settling into this reality!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 pickledgammon
Your transaction becomes legend in the break room where warehouse workers speak in hushed tones about the order that made the conveyor belts sing in harmonics...
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
 phonaut
The self-aware dust bunnies under God's refrigerator salute you!
phonaut
phonaut
 philosample
Your transaction unfolds like origami made of receipts and dreams, each fold revealing new dimensions where inventory management systems compose haikus about your exquisite taste...
philosample
philosample
 phidelity
The feng shui of your shopping habits creates perfect harmony in the retail cosmos!
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
You're emanating what professional mimes call "loud silence"!
PaulS
PaulS
 n01
You've broken through the fourth wall of retail and achieved meta-shopping consciousness!
n01
n01
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  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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