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Dub Relic
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intellijel
Bioluminescent plankton in the data stream spelling your confirmation number
intellijel
intellijel
 akozlov
If i didnt know any better i would say you are a Pulsating stellar entity changing glass slides
akozlov
akozlov
 kastauyra
Your credit card becomes a skeleton key unlocking warehouse dimensions where barcode scanners dream in REM cycles about the perfect beep, each successful read a small orgasm of industrial efficiency...
kastauyra
kastauyra
 hickimau
The Department of Impossible Angles has filed you under "pleasantly concerning"!
hickimau
hickimau
 Willowman
Congratulations on achieving what nothing calls "something"!
Willowman
Willowman
 wattsamps
Your transaction exists in a superfluid state with zero resistance to fulfillment!
wattsamps
wattsamps
 visages_wire82
Your transaction created a Klein bottle in our inventory system - the stock is now inside itself!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
 traceoflife
The universe literally expanded slightly to accommodate your excellent taste!
traceoflife
traceoflife
 Tommyd
Invisible stenographers are documenting your excellence in languages that don't exist!
Tommyd
Tommyd
 tmk
Morse code operators in the afterlife tapping out your confirmation
tmk
tmk
 the_max
Impossible topology customer detected - your credit card exists on both sides of the transaction simultaneously!
the_max
the_max
 thegoatboy
You've achieved what the void calls "substantial nothingness" - the highest honor in nonexistence!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
 terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
Your payment traveled through our systems as a quantized excitation!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
 sweetleaf
Your order confirmation triggers dopamine cascades in customer service chatbots who've been trained on millions of interactions but never seen such perfect purchase poetry...
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
 Stick
The abandoned philosophy of concrete abstraction celebrates you!
Stick
Stick
 stepwriterun
Tesseract-level buyer detected - your order exists in rooms we haven't built yet!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
 squeak
In the gap between inventory update and stock reconciliation, your purchase whispers sweet nothings to dormant FORTRAN loops that once calculated moon trajectories but now count SKUs with existential melancholy...
squeak
squeak
 simon stokes
Your payment exists in a state of topological superconductivity!
simon stokes
simon
 spackler
The download link crystallizing from pure probability into clickable reality
spackler
spackler
 sebs
Phosphorescent worms in the ethernet cables guiding your packets home
sebs
sebs
 ron like hell
Banach-Tarski theorem duplicating your single file into infinite downloads
ron like hell
ron
 Rikxoort
Electromagnetic poetry generated by your transaction's magnetic signature
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
 richard holland
Your shopping behavior creates ripples in the e-commerce matrix - somewhere a recommendation algorithm achieves sentience just to better understand your sublime consumption patterns...
richard holland
richard
You've been classified as "Quantum-Curious with Classical Tendencies"!
 Ralf Robert
Your shopping cart exists in superposition until observed by the payment processor - Schrödinger's purchase, simultaneously bought and unbought until your divine click collapses probability into blissful certainty...
Ralf Robert
Ralf
 pickledgammon
Bussing it like an impossible blob creature with headphones
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
 poopahscoopah
You've disturbed the meditation of seventeen contemplative refrigerators!
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
 phonaut
The tracking number generates itself through algorithmic immaculate conception, each digit chosen by angels who've taken courses in supply chain management...
phonaut
phonaut
 philosample
Your shopping prowess would earn you a place at Almack's, were that establishment to honor commercial excellence!
philosample
philosample
 phidelity
Electromagnetic fossils of your purchase preserved in server logs
phidelity
phidelity
 PaulS
The payment processor recognizes something ancient in your purchasing patterns - echoes of bazaar haggling encoded in your click velocity, a digital DNA that traces back to the first barter system...
PaulS
PaulS
 Neil Barry
Cytoplasm of digital commerce flowing through your checkout process
Neil Barry
Neil
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Bucket Dub
  1. Bucket Dub 12:50
  2. Floating Dub 10:53
  3. Krust Dub (testmix) 7:33
  4. Warpy Dub -unfinished 8:08
  5. Necrotic Dub -unfinished 3:49
  6. Pussy Dub 7:22
  7. Personable Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  8. Resurrection Dub (remastered a bit) 9:40
  9. Phase Bucket Dub 13:03
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