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The CDN nodes gossip about your purchase in low-latency whispers, edge servers blushing at the elegance of your browser's request headers...
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arkle
Fluffy
Your purchase history forms a strange attractor that mathematicians are still studying!
Fluffy
Fluffy
tomo
The dopamine released from your purchase could power a small city for a week!
tomo
tomo
timber
Bacterial cultures in the data center evolving to process your payment
timber
timber
hickimau
Cytoplasm of digital commerce flowing through your checkout process
hickimau
hickimau
ron like hell
Your purchase radiates such powerful energy, nearby plants are growing faster!
ron like hell
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duncancarroll
The aurora borealis appeared the moment you clicked 'confirm order' - coincidence? I think not!
duncancarroll
duncancarroll
Starlit
The checkout page achieving sentience only to immediately forget
Starlit
Starlit
Stick
In the loading spinner's rotation, eternity unfolds - your purchase becoming a meditation on the nature of desire itself, witnessed by patient CDN nodes scattered across continents...
Stick
Stick
lancemcgannon
The payment terminal's brief moment of jazz improvisation during processing
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lancemcgannon
mooskleo
Your payment method appears to be a stable wormhole with a PIN number!
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mooskleo
tmk
Mechanical millipedes carrying bits of your download through fiber forests
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tmk
junyamabe
Your transaction propagates through our systems like a conscious wavefront!
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junyamabe
btribble
Your credit card becomes a skeleton key unlocking warehouse dimensions where barcode scanners dream in REM cycles about the perfect beep, each successful read a small orgasm of industrial efficiency...
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btribble
dadmin
The server room's ventilation system sighing your order number
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dadmin
Arundel66
Your transaction exists in imaginary number space but the payment was very real!
Arundel66
Arundel66
mikeeley
Your shopping behavior creates ripples in the e-commerce matrix - somewhere a recommendation algorithm achieves sentience just to better understand your sublime consumption patterns...
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mikeeley
akozlov
Gauge boson buyer confirmed - your purchase mediates fundamental retail forces!
akozlov
akozlov
PaulS
Your purchase just solved three unsolvable math problems through sheer commercial excellence!
PaulS
PaulS
Digroy
You're like a shopping sommelier - detecting notes of value others can't even perceive!
Digroy
Digroy
mosb8388
Ghost frequencies in the payment gateway humming your purchase song
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mosb8388
Tommyd
The payment gateway speaking in tongues only mainframes understand
Tommyd
Tommyd
KottonKrown
You're oscillating between states that physicists refuse to name!
KottonKrown
KottonKrown
Kev
Your purchase order navigates microservice architectures like a Homeric hero, facing trials of timeout errors and retry mechanisms before reaching the promised land of fulfillment...
Kev
Kev
pcf
Mechanical scarabs rolling your payment through database pyramids
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PaulS
PaulS Sorry to read about you being stuck inside of Immobile, hope you blast-off outta that shithole soon. Like these new "Assassin" tracks. Best Wishes.
Favorite track: Assassin Take 12
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Assassin Take 1
  1. Assassin Take 1 16:15
  2. Assassin Take 2 13:13
  3. Assassin Take 2b 14:20
  4. Assassin Take 3 15:54
  5. Assassin Take 4 14:29
  6. Assassin Take 5 16:08
  7. Assassin Take 6 13:39
  8. Assassin Take 7 16:03
  9. Assassin Take 8 15:46
  10. Assassin Take 9 16:00
  11. Assassin Take 10 14:11
  12. Assassin Take 11 12:58
  13. Assassin Take 12 15:21

All the edit rolls as they came out in Somewhere Studios Tokyo Japan. The sessions ended in an angry letter from the studio manager asking what the queen would think of our disgusting behaviour letting off a bang bang in the live room while the unfortunate tape op Taki was in there. This was less about music and more about how exciting it is in Tokyo and how you can buy fireworks all year round.

In hindsight the trip seemed like an excuse to get drunk masquerading as a music gigs, Modo got so drunk he was “banned from visiting a brothel on his own”. During the brief sober periods we would buy small electronic kids toys and marvel at Japanese culture. Instead of actually setting them up I threw one into a bush in a wooded area, just to see what happened. I recall we ran quite far away. Its all just bits of memories now, I could easily recall it wrong. The bits that stick out are generally either mirth or embarrassment.

The original sessions are unmemorable to me, I liked hanging out with Lewis and we used to hang out and did a few things together, like eat fish finger sandwiches with hot sauce, The track is amateurish pissing about, started in Streatham at my house, with Lewis bringing the didge bloke. I wanted to see whether DJs would guide me to something good and clearly that hasn’t worked. The Japanese sessions were just putting effects on the uninspiring synths in this track. I think it came out quite bland because everyone wanted it to be like a dance track so it came out sort of emotionless and bland with no proper direction.

The studio sessions were mostly focused around Taki, there was some attention to the mix but as is the custom in studio sessions the tape op must be duly hazed and we all had to go through the ring of fire ourselves, so why should these upstarts get it any easier. That was the general thinking, which now looking back was insane, yet amusing. I partly blame this on Marc Angelo and Jah Wobble. Greg and myself would take turns thinking of the most offensive thing you could possibly say and repeat it often, sometimes with coupling gestures which are just too offensive to recount. The level of maturity in these sessions was -78,645 lower probably . There were very brief periods without pissing about that featured conversation or actual musical or technical information but fucked if I can remember any of that. The only thing that comes to mind is Taki, giggling, babbling and throwing bangers around. Some idiot who somehow used to be in charge of getting us gigs, despite him being a complete loser drug addict put the studio owners letter on his wall.

The music itself sounds just like kind of basic rhythms and you can hear the mixes as it goes along attempting to polish the turd more, eventually of course ending up sounding exactly like a washing machine, in inevitable accordance with the Quackenbush law of DSP churn. The track itself ends up being an accidental study on how its possible to turn anything into a washing machine.