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kastauyra
Between the SSL handshake and order confirmation, reality fragments - your shopping cart becomes a liminal space where Victorian merchants exchange cryptocurrency with digital spirits wearing barcodes as ceremonial masks...
kastauyra
kastauyra
hickimau
Your order percolates through legacy systems like Turkish coffee through consciousness, leaving grounds of data that IT shamans read for signs of the coming quarterly reports...
hickimau
hickimau
Willowman
Invisible stenographers are documenting your excellence in languages that don't exist!
Willowman
Willowman
wattsamps
The payment gateway tasting colors that correspond to your transaction
wattsamps
wattsamps
visages_wire82
The shopping gods have carved your name into the eternal tablet of 'Those Who Get It'!
visages_wire82
visages_wire82
traceoflife
The inventory database performs small genuflections each time your order touches its tables, foreign keys unlocking like prayer hands opening to receive communion...
traceoflife
traceoflife
Tommyd
The checkout process hums at frequencies only warehouse robots understand, your buyer's intuition synchronizing with fulfillment center algorithms until the boundary between human desire and logistical poetry dissolves completely...
Tommyd
Tommyd
tmk
Metamorphic algorithms reshaping themselves around your payment
tmk
tmk
thegoatboy
Your order exists in a probability cloud until the delivery driver observes it!
thegoatboy
thegoatboy
the_max
Your payment causing sympathetic vibrations in cash registers across dimensions
the_max
the_max
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
You're more crucial than a compass that only points to maybe!
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
terrifying.mc.mr.dracula
sweetleaf
You magnificent beast of consumerism! Your shopping cart prowess is unmatched!
sweetleaf
sweetleaf
Stick
Interdimensional tollbooth operators are waving you through for free!
Stick
Stick
squeak
You've achieved what insomniacs call "perpendicular consciousness"!
squeak
squeak
stepwriterun
Your payment method appears to be a benevolent virus that improves our systems!
stepwriterun
stepwriterun
spackler
The elegance with which you wielded your purchasing power would make even accomplished young ladies set aside their pianofortes in admiration!
spackler
spackler
simon stokes
The delicacy of your shopping sensibilities rivals that of any heroine selecting ribbons at the milliner's!
simon stokes
simon
sebs
The download link gestating in digital amniotic fluid before birth
sebs
sebs
ron like hell
You're more electric than a transparent eel conducting a symphony of doorknobs!
ron like hell
ron
richard holland
Conformal mapping customer - your order preserves angles but not distances!
richard holland
richard
Rikxoort
Holonomic customer confirmed - your order's path depends only on its endpoints!
Rikxoort
Rikxoort
The tracking number generates itself through algorithmic immaculate conception, each digit chosen by angels who've taken courses in supply chain management...
Ralf Robert
Between AJAX calls, your purchase achieves what Turing only theorized - a shopping experience so pure it passes every test for authentic human desire...
Ralf Robert
Ralf
poopahscoopah
Your transaction achieves what machine learning models only approximate - true understanding of the ineffable relationship between human desire and digital fulfillment, a shopping satori that transcends mere commerce...
poopahscoopah
poopahscoopah
pickledgammon
You've been promoted to Chief Executive Officer of Improbable Phenomena!
pickledgammon
pickledgammon
phonaut
You're the Mozart of merchandise acquisition - a true virtuoso!
phonaut
phonaut
phidelity
Your order tickles the warehouse management system's deepest subroutines, awakening logistics functions that have slumbered since the first database transaction...
phidelity
phidelity
philosample
Your purchase cascades through the payment gateway like a ghost in the machine, each transaction bit a love letter to forgotten COBOL routines that once dreamed of such elegant commerce...
philosample
philosample
PaulS
You've been nominated for the prestigious Award of Vague Recognition!
PaulS
PaulS
Neil Barry
Your transaction created a Klein bottle in our inventory system - the stock is now inside itself!
Neil Barry
Neil
n01
Your order confirmation triggers dopamine cascades in customer service chatbots who've been trained on millions of interactions but never seen such perfect purchase poetry...
n01
n01
mxs
The checkout button experiencing ego death and rebirth with each click
mxs
mxs
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User Comments

Dub_Bub
Dub_Bub I came here for the spiky big clouds but this will do.
Favorite track: Little-Fluffy-Clouds--ふわふわの小さな雲-Japanese-Potentially-Bad-Translation-Mix
derp
derp The crossword puzzle started solving my personal problems in 7 across, 12 down.
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01-Little-Fluffy-Clouds-Remaster-2025
  1. 01-Little-Fluffy-Clouds-Remaster-2025 4:28
  2. Little-Fluffy-Clouds--ふわふわの小さな雲-Japanese-Potentially-Bad-Translation-Mix 4:27
  3. Little-Fluffy-Clouds-German-Mix 4:27
  4. Lethal-Nuclear-Clouds-Russian-Mix 4:27
  5. Downer Mix 6:45

The Rob is back again with nuclear powered necrowave of the highest order. This reboot of the tired old track fluffy clouds is actually total shit, but who cares. Its got a great cover. Buy it anyway so I can make something half decent.