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Digital Parasites and Plastic Trophies

Pirating my work while misattributing it to tone-deaf impostors and mocking me in the same breath crosses from irritation into contempt. This is the reality of some of the people I am expected to deal with.

Groups like The Orb Remix Group have been recycling my early mixes for decades, orbiting the same juvenilia as if it were a living culture. They hoard covers, brag about their collections, and post photos of covers arranged like trophies. It’s the gamification of memory — music stripped of sound and turned into merchandise nostalgia.

They’ve distributed hundreds of gigabytes of my work and performances for years while diminishing my authorship at every turn. It’s parasitic: they feed on the attention generated by my sound while denying the source. When I confronted it, they didn’t defend themselves — they just blocked me and anyone who knew me who also ‘might’ report them, thereby circumventing facebook reporting tools and resulting in long time fans complaining directly to me about it. Facebook has ignored the reports so far.

Inside their MegaUpload private archives, they circulate “notes” about my work that are completely fabricated. The psychology is obvious. Once a hobbyist accumulates enough followers, they experience the rush of ownership. The illusion of authority. They’ll cling to it harder than to the truth.

If a group exists solely to circulate my music, the group is about me. Pretending otherwise is delusion. The content defines the authorship, no matter what name they attach to it.

The operators of this group tell me they know all about PDA autism because one of them has a kid, missing the point that autism doesn’t present identically in anyone. The group becomes a miniature economy where attention is currency and authorship is expendable. Every repost feeds the admin’s metrics, not the artist’s legacy. The dopamine isn’t from the music — it’s from the numbers, the photo display of decaying plastic trophies destined for the sea. The illusion of relevance built on someone else’s work. An emotional feedback loop of digital parasitism, a system that rewards possession over creation.

Facebook should either ban this group, or transfer ownership to me.

EVIDENCE

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What is immoral about it?

Morris asks me in a personal email “What is immoral about it?” in reference to these contracts:

The Inducement Letter and the Immorality of Orb Music

In October 1993, I signed the inducement letter that bound me to Island Records through Modo. Buried in a few pages of dense paperwork was a reference to Orb Music, the publishing company Adam Morris and Alex Paterson had set up. On the surface, the deal said we were 50/50. In practice, that should have meant I received half the equity in Orb Music, and therefore half the income it collected.

On paper, Orb Music was supposed to be 50/50 between Alex and me. That should have meant an equal share of the company’s income, not a division of authorship. But Alex and Adam treated that 50/50 as if it also meant half the compositions. They later registered Alex as 50% writer on works where he hadn’t written or performed anything.

But that’s not how it played out. Instead, Morris and Paterson treated the “50/50” wording as if it granted Alex authorship of half the compositions. It didn’t. Authorship and equity are different things, but they deliberately blurred the two. Years later, when I finally saw the PRS and PPL registrations, I discovered Alex had listed himself as 50% writer on works where he hadn’t written or performed a single note.

At the time, I was persuaded this was “normal.” They presented 50/50 splits as the industry standard, and as the younger, less experienced one, I accepted their framing. But it wasn’t normal. It was a sleight of hand, using “50/50” as a catch-all to disguise a triple shift of value: equity that should have been mine in Orb Music, publishing income siphoned off under the guise of “admin expenses,” and false registrations that gave Alex ownership he hadn’t earned.

Morris even told me later, without shame, that he considered it “morally OK” to take 20% across the board, including publishing — something no legitimate manager would claim. Managers take commission from artist income, not ownership of rights. By conflating equity, authorship, and management commission, he created a funnel where Orb Music’s money could be diverted into his own record company while Alex enjoyed an invented share of my work.

The result is a classic case of misrepresentation and coercive control. I was a 19-year-old autistic musician who assumed they were acting in my best interests. Instead, I was manipulated into accepting fabricated authorship splits as if they reflected the contract. They didn’t. They reflected a fraud: the concealment of Orb Music’s ownership and the falsification of my creative contributions.

Patterns of Conduct

Several recurring patterns emerge from the way Orb Music and related agreements were handled.

Information asymmetry: Those drafting and managing the contracts understood their structures in detail, while the younger participant did not.

Isolation: Key figures and their associates positioned themselves as the only authorities on how the business worked, limiting access to independent advice.

Gaslighting: When the arrangements were questioned, challenges were dismissed as naïve or reframed as “impossible,” undermining confidence in alternative interpretations.

Control of structures: Company filings and ownership records were kept out of reach, ensuring that Orb Music’s formal control sat with managers rather than the musician whose work generated the value.

Sources of Immorality

From these patterns, several issues stand out:

Coercive control — narratives were reinforced by surrounding voices, creating an environment where questioning the setup felt futile.

Misrepresentation — assurances were given about ownership and protection that were not reflected in the paperwork.

Exploitation of trust — reliance on professional or personal relationships was used to push through agreements that disproportionately benefited management.

Financial abuse — publishing income and settlement funds were diverted into management-controlled entities under the guise of standard commission.

Here Adam is complaining in his diary that I am borrowing money off him. He sunk my merchandise revenue into tour losses that he managed, setup companies I didn’t even know about, and generally helped himself wherever he wanted.

Patterns of Conduct

Several recurring patterns emerge from the way Orb Music and related agreements were handled.

Information asymmetry: Those drafting and managing the contracts understood their structures in detail, while the younger participant did not.

Isolation: Key figures and their associates positioned themselves as the only authorities on how the business worked, limiting access to independent advice.

Gaslighting: When the arrangements were questioned, challenges were dismissed as naïve or reframed as “impossible,” undermining confidence in alternative interpretations.

Control of structures: Company filings and ownership records were kept out of reach, ensuring that Orb Music’s formal control sat with managers rather than the musician whose work generated the value.

Sources of Immorality

From these patterns, several issues stand out:

Coercive control — narratives were reinforced by surrounding voices, creating an environment where questioning the setup felt futile.

Misrepresentation — assurances were given about ownership and protection that were not reflected in the paperwork.

Exploitation of trust — reliance on professional or personal relationships was used to push through agreements that disproportionately benefited management.

Financial abuse — publishing income and settlement funds were diverted into management-controlled entities under the guise of standard commission.

Here Adam is complaining in his diary that I am borrowing money off him. He sunk my merchandise revenue into tour losses that he managed, setup companies I didn’t even know about, and generally helped himself wherever he wanted.

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Alexis Grower and the Mysterious Disappearance of ÂŁ137000 of My Money.

How ÂŁ250k turned into ÂŁ12k for me.

Alexis was acting for me, alex, our manager, our label, big life, Adams accountant (his wife) AND i just found out he was a director of Wau/Modo

Dear Kris Weston,

I am writing in response to your 3 emails of the 26th of August 2015.

First of all let me assure you that I am a solicitor and have a practising certificates continuously since 1971 when I qualified.

Secondly, I must stress that you are not, nor have ever been, a client of mine or of this firm. Alex Patterson was a client and because of client confidentiality, to which I am bound as a solicitor, any information about Alex Patterson’s affairs are confidential and cannot be revealed to you.

I have never previously been aware you were entitled to 50% of any monies that you refer to, and since you are referring to events that took place more than 20 years ago I am not able to confirm the figures that you quote. I need to stress , however, that all monies deposited into our client account are always distributed in strict accordance with the instructions of our clients.

I do not understand your question as to reconciling acting for my record company your musical partner and yourself in the Island Agreement.  I have also never been a director of your record company and I do not follow the relevance of suggesting ‘is it because you are a consultant’.

I do not have any document regarding Wau Recordings Limited/Modo settlement agreement and if I did they would be confidential to Alex Patterson.

I am not aware of your old recordings being exploited recently and I have no knowledge of anyone advising that monies payable from the Chrysalis agreement was not your monies and I do not know who such a person would be.

I am not talking to your ex-associates about any Chrysalis agreement and I do not understand why you are of the view that I am.

I do not really wish to continue with this correspondence any further.  I must again stress you were not a client of this firm.

Yours sincerely,

ALEXIS GROWER

Implications:

The documents contradict Alexis Grower’s own denials. He told me in writing that I was never his client, yet contemporaneous paperwork lists me as one of his clients and shows him acting for multiple parties at once. That alone raises clear issues of conflict of interest. Solicitors are bound by strict professional rules: they cannot act for clients with opposing interests unless all sides give fully informed consent, and even then only under exceptional circumstances.

The problem here is twofold. First, Grower switched sides — acting for Modo, then later for Paterson and myself against Modo — without disclosure or proper safeguards. Second, he positioned himself at the centre of the Chrysalis deal, where money was routed through his account, without transparent accounting back to me. Even if he claimed to be acting as a consultant, the effect is the same: conflicted duties and a lack of fiduciary care.

There is no “expiry date” on conflicts of interest. If a solicitor acted improperly at the time, that remains professional misconduct regardless of how many years have passed. Grower’s shifting roles, his later blanket denials, and the missing funds all point to breaches of duty and potential misrepresentation. Although he is deceased, the record stands: his conduct tainted the business dealings of The Orb, and institutions who benefitted from those arrangements (Paterson, Morris, Chrysalis, UMG, etc) cannot hide behind his absence.
Multiple industry figures told me at the time that Grower had been ‘struck off or suspended’ around the Smiths era; I haven’t found an official record of that, but the paper trail I do have shows him switching sides between conflicting clients while handling my deals—conduct that would breach core SRA conflict rules unless strict consent conditions were met.

ÂŁ137,000 of my Chrysalis money went directly into Grower’s account. His letter waves it away as ‘distributed in strict accordance with clients’ instructions’—but no record of that distribution to me has ever surfaced. This happens to be around about what I didn’t get.

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The Diary Entry That Exposes Morris and Patterson’s Fraud.

This entry, coupled with the later sale to Chrysalis, builds a strong argument that they both knew of my entitlement, chose not to execute it, and personally profited instead. It also points to breaches in fiduciary duty, misrepresentation, and unjust enrichment, excluding the coercive control, lies and manipulation. This is just one small example of the fraud. This deal generated ÂŁ250,000.

Notes about this document:

Context
In 1992, internal notes from Morris’ diary confirm that discussions took place between Morris and Paterson regarding the transfer of a share in Orb Music to Weston (“Thrash”). Despite a contractual commitment to a 50/50 split of revenues after Weston joined The Orb, the transfer of directorship and shareholding in Orb Music was never executed.

Concealment and Exclusion

  • The diary shows Morris and Paterson were aware of Weston’s entitlement to a share but withheld both the knowledge and execution of that transfer.
  • Orb Music was later sold to Chrysalis without Weston’s knowledge or signature, despite his contributions and entitlement. This constitutes deliberate exclusion and concealment.

Misrepresentation of Orb Music

  • Orb Music was originally established and controlled by Morris and his wife, with personal significance (named after their late child).
  • Weston was told to sign to Orb Music on the basis it would generate more income for him, without disclosure of the true ownership structure or the extent of Morris’ personal interest.
  • Orb Music was also used as a funding vehicle for Morris’ own label, without transparency or consent.

The 20% Claim

  • Morris later justified retaining 20% of publishing revenue as an “admin expense.”
  • He also told Weston personally that it was “morally OK” for him to take 20% “across the board,” including publishing, as if it were a manager’s commission.
  • This is inconsistent: he could not simultaneously claim to act as manager and as a director/shareholder taking administrative expenses. Standard industry practice is that managers do not receive publishing revenue unless contractually agreed; their commission is normally a percentage of artist income, not ownership in publishing rights.
  • This shows an opportunistic attempt by Morris to siphon publishing revenues to fund his own record company (shares of which were also never transferred to Weston), outside the scope of normal management duties.

Breach of Duty and Unjust Enrichment

  • By failing to assign Weston his share of Orb Music, then selling to Chrysalis without his involvement, Morris and Paterson deprived Weston of rightful ownership and revenue.
  • The 20% extraction, justified on contradictory grounds, amounts to unjust enrichment and a breach of fiduciary duty, whether framed as mismanagement or misrepresentation.

Adam sent this to me with the note “I found this entry in diary, it was definitely agreed you were having a share of Orb Music” thereby implicating himself and Paterson.

Transcription:

Thrash contract 19/8/92

Letter from Rage

  1. non-exclusive amend Alex/WMM contract not inducement
  2. Merchandising 50/50 OK but need discussion on when and how.
  3. 2% off top not yet OK’d with lx
  4. Orb Music directorship ??? Current directors Orb Music 50/50 lx & Adam. Need to discuss how much is going to thrash
  5. Seek thrash/Rage approval happens anyway where humanly possible.
  6. WMM will account directly
  7. Earth and Towers will be included.
  8. Legal Fees. Not decided. We have been advised to say no.
  9. WMM did receive 10k on recording deal split 50/50 with band. thrash was held back ÂŁ1250. Technically we do owe him 1250. He has been subbed at least ÂŁ900 of this.

Letter of 10th July Wolf Seddon. From Tone of letter David Kent & Alexis do not get on.

  1. Inducement letter is fine subject subject to Alex being non-exlusive also.
  2. There is an agreement on video. Was it ever finalised & signed? 50/50 split no cross collat to records.
  3. Amounts discussed are Orb only. No Blue Pearl money in RT.
  4. tbc
  5. The monies discussed here are recording monies (ÂŁ7500) see (9) above. The comments on Orb Music are incorrect.
  6. Smashing.
  7. Correct. Directors of Orb MU are lx and Modo. The 20% is used for admin expenses. Dividends are to board of directors which will be Modo/lx/Thrash.
  8. Thrash is published by Orb Music. Any song he writes be it 1% or 100% on an orb record is published by Orb Music.
  9. Once signed we use lawyer only on agreements.
  10. Merchandising is included in recording contract. This is why we agreed to split 50/50.
  11. Yes rescinded
  12. Legal bill TBC.

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introduction

Welcome to the Wormhole Spelunkers Guide to How Not to Have a Number One Album – First (and final) Earth edition 

The galaxy-spanning hypercube bestseller for 16 millennia straight. Transmitted to Earth by Voidrix Splunt, Bureaucrat Alpha-Null-7 of the Cosmosis Metacluster. This guide to creating “music” extremely badly and flailing around the planet has expanded consciousness across over 9000 dimensions. From the crystal caves of Kryxxlon 4 to the psychic fountains of the Zeta Reticuli prophecy-shamans, all seekers of truth keep this codex nearby. Now translated for the first time into Earth languages, both terrestrial and extrasolar minds can finally experience the wisdom contained within this omniversal enlightenment. Let The Guide’s pages wash awareness into your third eyes anal bleach or whatever, look I am bored of you now, get out.

Due to the tragically limited processing power of the human neurological filing system (rated at a mere 3.2 Cosmic Consciousness Units, nestled somewhere between sentient moss and self-aware elevator music), this text has been translated according to Standard Protocol for Communicating with Barely Conscious Species (16th Edition, revised after the unfortunate incident with the telepathic sloths of Betelgeuse-9).

Despite the success of The Guide across the Cosmos, Earth presents a unique case. Following a particularly tedious quarterly review meeting, the Department of Cosmic Infrastructure has determined the sub-optimal real estate you call Earth would better serve the Greater Galactic Goodℱ as raw material for something more cosmically beneficial – like, golf courses, combination laundromat-frozen yogurt shops, meditation centres for anxious dark matter, or perhaps just another parking structure for interdimensional food delivery vehicles.

The articles herein have been chronologically catalogued according to your primitive “time moves forward” perception (a notion that caused several of our quantum librarians to experience simultaneous laughter and existential dread across seven different timelines). We’ve arranged everything in what you’d call a ‘diary format,’ which seems to involve documenting your species’ daily irrelevancies onto flattened plant corpses, typically concealed beneath other arguably even more cosmically redundant items. Each entry has been time-stamped using your quaint “one-thing-happens-after-another” system, rather than the more sensible “everything-is-happening-always-and-never” approach preferred by evolved beings. To accommodate your species’ inexplicable attachment to linear narrative (a trait you share with hyperintelligent algae and reformed photocopiers), we’ve included random articles from parallel dimensions where time flows sideways, backwards, and occasionally takes coffee breaks. These have been inserted with no methodical precision whatsoever, creating what our Research Department calls “a temporal paper cut waiting to happen.” Consider it a compromise between your need to experience reality as a series of sequential events and the universe’s stubborn insistence that your pathetic blob is not only of no importance to anything, but is actively reducing the aesthetic value of this particular spiral arm.

The book catalogues the consciousness-wastage of a human specimen classified by the Galactic Census Bureau as a “Sub-Optimal Entropy Generator” (Classification: XK-984-Ω). Across 73,642 known dimensions, this being’s creative output has been measured to exert a net entropic effect on local spacetime equivalent to 0.72 milliproblems – a unit defined as the amount of disorder generated by a malfunctioning toaster oven in an unusually empty universe (see: “Interdimensional Journal of Applied Chaos Theory” – Vol. ∞, Issue √-1).

The chronicles of this being’s flailing attempts to vibrate the tiny band of frequencies that constitute human sound registers in 99.99% of all dimensional life as a strange smell accompanied by a persistent ringing in the antennae. The smell was later identified as something close to expired Earth dairy products, with occasional notes of cosmic embarrassment. These were later filed under “Exhibits of Extreme Insignificance” by the Department of Cosmic Relevance Assessment (see: Form IR-7720-ÎŒ – “Notification of Impending Irrelevance”). Careful analysis by the Department of Philosophical Redundancy Department has concluded that the philosophical implications of its efforts are best summarized as “a study in the futility of individual existence against the backdrop of an indifferent multiverse” (see: Form EX-42-α – “Application for Existential Despair Research Grant”).

The philosophical implications of this investigation into “How Not to Have a Number One Album” have sparked heated debates in the Universe’s most prestigious think-tanks, leading to the publication of over 947 academic papers with titles like “The Existential Implications of Sound-Wave Manipulation by Sub-Sentient Beings” and “A Quantum Analysis of Musical Failure as a Justification for Planetary Repurposing.” The most profound question raised by this extensive research echoes through the corridors of every interdimensional institution of higher learning: in an infinite universe of infinite possibilities, how many of these round things floating in blackness do we really need?

OFFICIAL INTERDIMENSIONAL REVIEWS (Filed in accordance with Form R-1138-ÎČ: “Mandatory Praise Documentation”)

We need fewer round things
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Finally, someone speaking truth about these space-wasting orbs.
The Greater Galactic Goodℱ Marketing Department

This book is being transmitted via a quantum-entangled network of interdimensional coffee machines, each one precisely calibrated to spray a unique pattern of coffee stains that, when analyzed by hyperintelligent tardigrades using modified abacuses made from recycled unicorn dreams, form packets of data. These packets are then interpretive-danced through a series of wormholes by specially trained quantum butterflies and converted into light signals by carefully arranged crystals grown in zero-gravity cat litter boxes. These signals are bounced off the consciousness of sleeping dolphins, then translated into binary code by a supercomputer fueled solely by the psychic energy of bored bureaucrats filling out Form GA-7249-Ω (‘Application for Thought-to-Digital Data Conversion Permit – Temporary Use – Class III Planets Only’).

Due to the need to regularly caffeinate the tardigrades and maintain the dolphins’ sleep schedules, transmission speeds average approximately 0.0000000000000005k/ps of your earth internet speed. Please expect significant delays while your planet’s rezoning documentation materializes in whatever format your species is currently using to share cat videos and argue about nothing.

All output is printed on 100% recycled dreams and certified by the Bureau of Interdimensional Paperwork (BIP) as containing at least 60% more words than necessary to conform with standard bureaucratic requirements. Note: No sentient moss was harmed in the making of this text, though several elevator music tracks filed formal complaints.

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TIME TO BREAK: Heat death of of universe x 10 ^ 1000

theoretically this post should only be visible to VIP tier permissions on this site. but i mean its a fucking lottery really lol. i was just thinking about my old manager who told me to turn off an SSH port with a key on it and how stupid it was him saying it was a security risk when we were selling the same security to fucking banks! weirdly, the AI AGREES WITH ME. an AI agrees with me hurrah!